Yea bro, toattly, these guys are complete n00bs we would never start a thread like this or post our love livesQuote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
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Yea bro, toattly, these guys are complete n00bs we would never start a thread like this or post our love livesQuote:
Originally Posted by Hooahguy
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hahaha, I remember that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
wow after that page I'm surprised no mods stepped in....
anyway might drop her for a pretty Jewish chick I met at our new congregation. she basically flirted with me the entire time, it was awwwwwesome.
but shes in the marching band. not awwwwwwesome.
still that means that shes easier to impress!
and so the plot thickens......along with some appendages.....
Juse make sure it is not your ego! ;)Quote:
and so the plot thickens......along with some appendages.....
My god haven't laughed as much in ages.
You don't need advice. If you want to learn how to get together with women, just try getting together with them. You'll learn best by doing it. What works for one guy doesn't work for another. Just try to be confident. You don't need advice. Not that you need sex either though. While a relationship and a gf aren't necessarily bad things for someone your age, with or without sex, just sex for the sake of it is. Sex for the sake of it, tends not to be good sex either. And the sex you'll be having, both probably being vergins, will be even worse. You'll be dissappointed and frustrated. And to make matters worse, though you clearly think you are, you very much sound like someone who isn't ready. If you were my son, younger brother I'd give you a long preach and a good old spanking.
Plus 5 seconds and it would be over for him.
Listen to Moros. :yes:
hey lets not disrespect 5 seconds of fun here. We have all had our 5 seconds of bliss when we realize that the enemy army begins routing from our triumphant army.Quote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
Like I said, the tongue is an all in one tool for women. Every aspect of flirting, romance and sex can be done right as long as you use the tongue right.
Use the battering ram. I don't care how tough the Gates of Rome are, you need to smash your way in. Ignore the screaming, and ignore the blood. Just thrust your way in and devastatingly plunder the insides.
In this life, you gotta take what's yours.
Let's pause the thread so that our tiny minds have a chance to catch up with such great advice.