OK, vote: the mafia. :clown:I seem to remember stories about him touching people's avatars on the screen and getting it mucked up…Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarema
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OK, vote: the mafia. :clown:I seem to remember stories about him touching people's avatars on the screen and getting it mucked up…Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarema
The last page and a half contains too much condensed hilarity for me to feel capable of contributing, so I will instead add in the first real vote.
Random.org says 24!
Cornelius...
15!
vote:Gaius Scribonius Curio
I thought we were in a night phase?
oh.... :wall:
ROFLOL :laugh4:
Seconded! :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
FOS: Nightbringer :inquisitive:
The Palace - Night 1 - conclusion
https://i156.photobucket.com/albums/.../vollemaan.jpg
The festival was still ongoing, but edse decided he needed a moment of rest.
He had been drinking local liquor for 7 hours straight and he really felt like he needed something to eat. Something greasy and fat. Much to his delightment, he smelled hamburgers. The smell came out of an old wooden shack. Hungry, he entered the shack. He didn't notice the grinning figure standing in the shadows.
A bit hesitant, edse walked a bit further.
"Hello?"
No answer.
"Is there somebody?"
The smell of the hamburgers was killing him. He did a few more steps and there he saw it. The most delicious hamburger he ever saw. Fat was dripping from the burger into a clean white plate. He looked to his right, then to his left. There was nobody here!
He walked over to the hamburger, grabbed it and took a bite. And another one. And another one. And...
Suddenly, he felt strange. The potassium-chlorine in his veins did its' work and soon edse died from cardiac arrest.
***
The combination of cocaine, alcohol and he didn't even know what he was smoking, made Zack feel very funny.
He was in an excellent mood. Euphoric! Don Fernando Delgado, or Donnie, as he called him, was a great guy! And this party was just f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c!
Zack decided the party needed some noise. In a previous life, he had been a Captain on a notorious vessel involved in questionable activities. He still knew how a canon worked and coincidentally, he knew there was an old canon a short walk further down the river. And that was the direction he was heading into.
"Ahoi Captain Zackbeard!" a man dressed like a local villager said. "Seems like we had the same idea!"
"Aha, great!" Zackbeard said. Is everything ready?
"Well, it seems like something isn't working. I think there's a pink elephant hiding in the canon, avoiding us from shooting it."
"An pink elephant? A pink...? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Zack started to laugh.
"Well, if somebody would go into the canon barrel to see if he can remo..."
"There's a pink elephant in the canon barrel? HAHAHAHAHA! That's impossible!" Zack couldn't stop laughing.
"But..."
"Have you ever crawled in a canons' barrel? You'll turn black! The elephant is black, not pink!"
"Well, if you say so; but I have a hard time believing this."
"Oh come on, I'll get it out and show you," Zack said, and he crawled into the barrel, still laughing hysterically.
"Hmph! Hahahahaha! Grmph! Harr umph yar ar, hahahaha!" said Zack.
His interesting monologue was interrupted by a big BANG. If it weren't for the fact that his body had been shot into thousands of little pieces, Zack would have enjoyed the beautiful full moon shining over the river.
"That went smoother than I expected," the killer said.
***
The Palace - Day 1
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Don Fernando Delgado had a sad expression on his face while looking at the dead villagers. He knew these men and their families. He felt responsible. Allthough most of the people working for him lived dangerous lives, he simply knew that he was the real target. Since he didn't have a clue who could've done it, he instructed the villagers to find out who did this and to bring the one they deemed guilty before him.
***
Alive (27/29)
Riedquat
BSmith
autolycus
Jarema
TinCow
Darth Feather
Makrell
Montmorency
Csargo
The King
Elite Ferret
Chaotix
Gaius Scribonius Curio
Arjos
White_Eyes:D
Askthepizzaguy
GeneralHankerchief
issaikhaan
Ishmael
TheFlax
a completely inoffensive name
Cornelius
El Barto
robbiecon
Nightbringer
Xenoneb
LazyMcCrow
Killed (2)
edse
Zack
Lynched (0)
WoG/suicide (0)
Replaced (0)
***
It is now day. Day will last for +/- 24 hours. You can now start voting.
Do mafioso get any input on the content of the write-ups?
The hell...
No comment.Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCow
:stare:Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Vote: GeneralHankerchief
If anyone besides Andres made those writeups, it's my hetero life partner.
They do. I have 1.5-hand knowledge.Quote:
Do mafioso get any input on the content of the write-ups?
Vote: Nightbringer
Vote: Askthepizzaguy
Clearly using the same spacing as I would.
What spacing?
This spacing.
I should have said, "they may". Those aren't necessarily anyone's writeups other than Andres'.
But you'll know if it's me, I promise.
Would have been someone involved in Pirate Ship Mafia II, which does not preclude Andres.
Since Andres won't confirm one way or another, it's entirely pointless to try and figure it out.
Vote: Makrell
This is where my reason would go if I had one.
Vote: a completely inoffensive name
random
vote: TinCow
For using two different shades ofgreyblack in his vote and making my eyes hurt.
Due to uni (o-chem, thermodynamics, materials science), might miss a day or two of voting along the way.
If we have two people dying every night though, this game might be short :shrug:
FOS: Nightbringer
Vote: Xenoneb
Why not..?
Think I'd be too engrossed into my space adventure game to see this? It takes more than that to slip one by me. :stare:Quote:
Originally Posted by issaikhaan
Vote: issaikhaan
vote:Csargo
For obvious reasons.
Vote: El Barto ~;)
I agree. vote: Askthepizzaguy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
*Gasp* Oh my god, you suck, man, you suck so hard, that you make me unvote: Askthepizzaguy and vote: Riedquat the kumquat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Riedquat
vote: Takhisis not this again!
Random vote time...Vote:autolycus
If anyone is thinking of trying to discern details from the write-ups...I wouldn't bother. I still sometimes chuckle when I think of the Sasaki kill write-up from "Daggers in the night" and his reaction to it. Andres is quite good at making a kill write-up look personal or significant somehow, even when it is not...I just think he enjoys messing with us.:laugh4:
I'm sorry, but not what again?