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You're doing this all backwards. First you're supposed to elect me mayor. Then I abuse my power and embezzle all of the town's money. Only AFTER that do you throw me in jail. And then I get out and you re-elect me.
Typical yokels, no idea how local government actually works.
Unjail; Jail: TinCow
I don't know what a yokel is, but I want to be one!
No worries there, being Belgian means it's presumptive for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
I'm perfectly agreeable to being jailed tonight. It can only prolong my life.
jail: B-Wing
Actually, I would like to clarify that jailing only lasts one night, right? I'm assuming it's not permanent.
vote: AskThePizzaGuy as punishment for winning the last game.
This man exudes the type of leadership I desire.Quote:
Originally Posted by SalmonSoil
elect: Salmon Soil
Fishman for Mayor!
Scared, ain't ya? Heh heh heh.Quote:
Originally Posted by B-Wing
It is not pernament and lasts only one night.Quote:
Originally Posted by B-Wing
Elect: Darth Feather
Jail: TinCow
Vote: HopAlongBunny
Near-end tally:
Lynch vote:
ATPG (3): Ferret, Rickinator, B-Wing
Ferret (2): Darth Feather, Chaotix
Darth Feather (2): Riedquat, Ishmael
TinCow (2): SalmonSoil, Visorslash
Ishmael (2): LazyMcCrow, Edse
B-Wing (2): Diana Abnoba, Andres
HopAlongBunny (2): White Eyes, johnhughthom
Visorslash: TinCow
johnhughtom: HopAlongBunny
Rickinator: Makrell
Andres: ATPG
Jail vote:
TinCow (7): LazyMcCrow, SalmonSoil, Visorslash, HopAlongBunny, White Eyes, Andres, johnhughthom
Andres (2): Makrell, ATPG
Edse (3): Diana Abnoba, Andres, Edse
Rickinator: Darth Feather
Chaotix: Ferret
B-Wing (2): TinCow, B-Wing
ATPG: Ishmael
Darth Feather: Rickinator
SalmonSoil: Chaotix
HopAlongBunny: Riedquat
Mayor vote:
TinCow (8): Ferret, TinCow, Rickinator, LazyMcCrow, SalmonSoil, Chaotix, ATPG, White Eyes
Darth Feather (7): Diana Abnoba, Andres, Visorslash, Edse, Makrell, Darth Feather, johnhughthom
Andres : HopAlongBunny
Chaotix: Ishmael
Visorslash: Riedquat
SalmonSoil: B-Wing
anyone be nice and check it?
Lynch vote:
ATPG (3): Ferret, Rickinator, B-Wing
Ferret (2): Darth Feather, Chaotix
Darth Feather (2): Riedquat, Ishmael
TinCow (2): SalmonSoil, Visorslash
Ishmael (2): LazyMcCrow, Edse
B-Wing (2): Diana Abnoba, Andres
HopAlongBunny (2): White Eyes, johnhughthom
Visorslash: TinCow
johnhughtom: HopAlongBunny
Rickinator: Makrell
Andres: ATPG
Jail vote:
TinCow (7): LazyMcCrow, SalmonSoil, Visorslash, HopAlongBunny, White Eyes, Andres, johnhughthom
Andres (2): Makrell, ATPG
Edse (3): Diana Abnoba, Andres, Edse
Rickinator: Darth Feather
Chaotix: Ferret
B-Wing (2): TinCow, B-Wing
ATPG: Ishmael
Darth Feather: Rickinator
SalmonSoil: Chaotix
HopAlongBunny: Riedquat
Mayor vote:
TinCow (8): Ferret, TinCow, Rickinator, LazyMcCrow, SalmonSoil, Chaotix, ATPG, White Eyes
Darth Feather (7): Diana Abnoba, Andres, Visorslash, Edse, Makrell, Darth Feather, johnhughthom
Andres : HopAlongBunny
Chaotix: Ishmael
Visorslash: Riedquat
SalmonSoil: B-Wing
It seemed, that villagers was more interested in the election of new mayor, than in selecting victim of the first lynch. It was quite rational. After all, lynchig will change life of only one individual, while electing mayor will have impact on everyone.
As for lynch, there were many candidates, but none get significant support. In the end, ATPG was chosen
In case of election, it was different. TinCow was leading candidate from the beginning, but the tides changed and Darth Feather gathered voices of few villagers. TinCow finally was elected, albeit with only a little lead. With an applaud, he accepted new post.
Interesting thing is, villagers decided that he will be better leader, if they put him in a jail... It is called 'country-style prevention', and is more old-fashioned than method used in big cities, where you allow officials to steal first. Well, they say it is better to prevent, than to treat.
ATPG is dead.
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TinCow is jailed AND elected for mayor.
Night 1 begins.
Player list:
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Hurrah!
We have expunged the serial-killer and crowned a cow!
With the safety of this sacred cow assured Town may now rest easy.
So, apparently appointing a Sheriff is a night action. Jail blocks night actions. Therefore I cannot appoint a Sheriff.
I hereby deem this this most awesome Day 1 ever.
Surely there can be an exception for this particular situation? And what happens if the sheriff is a bad guy?
Jarema told me I can't appoint a Sheriff. I imagine that if there was an exception he would not have said that.Quote:
Originally Posted by B-Wing
I just want to point out I could have spared myself by voting someone else.
I did not because the last time it happened, it was ol' B_Ray sparing himself and he got promptly lynched the next day anyway.
Go get them scumbags. Serial Killers basically never win games, so it's tough to get invested in the role.
Aww, farewell PizzaGuy. I didn't realize I was putting you in the lead until the tally, but this Day 1 lynch actually paid off.
Touche. Try appointing one anyway. Maybe he'll forget.Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCow
:brood:Quote:
Originally Posted by B-Wing
You should really pay attention if you are going to vote ATPG.
Who knew there'd be a sherrif? Sorry cow.
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCow
New rule: the mayor must always remain in jail, for maximum productivity.
Night was quiet. No one was attacked.
Day 2 begins.
Vote for lynch and for jailing someone.
If mayor would like to, he can choose method of execution (and either describe it if wanting to help host, or just suggest in pm or in the thread)
The Demojailcracy works! Are we going to risk freeing our mayor to get a sheriff?
I'm already free you fool! HAHA! Free to exploit the workers and tax you to death for my own personal gain! Now, as for the Sheriff, as we have some time to kill before this coming evening, who amongst you wants to pay me the largest bribe for the position?
Jail: TinCow
Here is my 'bribe'.
More where that came from if I don't get the position.
VOte: TinCow
Jail: Bwing
Indeed.
jail: B-Wing
jail: B-Wing
Vote:Ishmael
Clever move, B-Wing. I'd imagine you're hoping there's a kill tonight though.
jail: B-Wing
vote: TinCow
Let's play this safe.
yes.
jail: B-Wing
vote: TinCow
Well, it is obvious that the mafia tries to frame TinCow.
In normal conditions, I would jump to his defence, but I'm jealous because he's the mayor and I'm not. He also called us yokels :stare:
Vote : TinCow
Jail : TinCow, even if he gets lynched, his body must be jailed.
I am the Mayor. Therefore I am a politician. As such I must be lying. Therefore you must not be yokels. Yet you do not appreciate me. Only yokels would not appreciate me. Therefore you are yokels. Thus I am telling the truth. Therefore I am not a politician. But I am Mayor. Therefore I am a politician...Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres