Ah that explains why you have a forklift truck carrying it behind you.Quote:
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Ah that explains why you have a forklift truck carrying it behind you.Quote:
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Eye contact. Smile. But most of all just ask. Unless you look like Quasimodo, she'll take it as a compliment even if she does say no. (If you do look like Quasimodo see the comments on dollars above)
BTW who cares if she's single or not? If she isn't, and that matters to her, she'll tell you. I say ask and let her make the decision (NB maybe not if her boyfriend is a 7 foot psychopath)
I hurt my back at work when I got crushed by a forklift. When I got back, I told the guys I felt better, but the doctor recommends I always pee while sitting down. Someone always asks; Why is that? and I tell them; Because carrying all that weight (make motions like you are urinating while standing up. Remember to use 2 hands) will throw my back out again
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that's good advice http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gifQuote:
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I like your hair.
Girls have a thing for hair. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif
Tell her; I believe all women should be held up on a pedestal.
After she says how sweet you are, tell her; That way I can look up their dresses.
Then run very fast. hehe
Just remember- I create my own world, and it is a privelege to be a part of my world. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/tongue.gif
I read the other day-
When you make eye contact, it stimulates the release of some chemical that makes you feel like you're in love. That's why eye contact is so important.
So make sure you make lots of eye contact while talking, but don't stare, whatever you do.
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and shoesQuote:
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and eyesQuote:
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And ass http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/tongue.gifQuote:
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and legsQuote:
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And AAAAAAH *gets sprayed with mace*
you realize we could have gone on perpetually with things that girls like to be complemented on right? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
So basically anything and everything they are proud of yes?Quote:
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pretty much.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gifQuote:
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Actually, you should never compliment a woman on her facial hair. They tend to take it the wrong way no matter how you put it http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/flat.gif
It is also unwise to compliment her on the cute little way she tilts her head when she tries to pretend she is intelligent.
Also if your girlfriend's name just so happens to be the scientific name of a fungus; better to not mention it. Girls are funny that way.
Also, never answer a leading question such as: Does this make my butt look big. If your honest you will get in big trouble, if you lie, she will know and you will be in big trouble. Also, do not try to be flippant and reply; Big as compared to what?
My dating career was quite interesting. Seems I always ended up dating very tall women. The last 3 I dated before I met my wife were: 5 foot 11, 6 foot, and 6 foot 3. I am only 5 foot 4 inches tall myself, so go figure. hehe Seems all the other guys were too intimidated to ask out these very lovely young women because of their height. Since I didn't care if I got a No answer or not, I asked. They said yes, and that was that. All my friends wondered how I could get these beautiful, very tall women to go out with me. (See next paragraph for an explanation.)
The first thing you have to do to be successful in dating is to not be afraid of being told No or being laughed at by the one you ask out. It was amazing how many girls who laughed at me when I asked them out ended up asking ME out later on after they saw all the fun their girlfriends had when dating me. My secret was to make my dates laugh, and have a good time, no matter what we were doing. I never spent a lot of money on dating to impress a girl, yet I always made sure they were having fun, even if it was apparent there would not be a second date. Trust me, having hung around 100s of sorority girls when I was in a fraternity, I found out that girls like to talk about guys even more than the guys talk about the girls. If you treat a girl bad, every girl within 5 miles will know about it and you will have to work very hard to get a date. If you treat a girl nice, she will definitely tell all her friends and you will find it easier to get another date.
Also, don't play the I love you game. Let the girl know the date is just for fun and you are not looking for a relationship on the first date. I have seen girls scared off from guys who would buy them flowers on the first date, send them notes all the time, and want to be around them constantly. Give her some breathing room and date several girls at one time until one of them states an interest in a relationship beyond dating.
PS. For those of you who do not know. The I love you game is where a guy tells a girl that he loves her, so that she will have sex with him. It always backfires and always ends up hurting both parties involved.
Yes, never underestimate the power of gossip. Think American Pie. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif
Actually, you should never compliment a woman on her facial hair. They tend to take it the wrong way no matter how you put it
LOL
It's better not to compliment them very much at all, actually.
Little ones here and there are good, but no more than maybe 2 per thirty minutes.
Don't let them know you think they are really pretty, etc. It's a one-way ticket to whiptown, population- you.
Don't put them on a pedestal, no matter what you do.
As I said before, I only put them on a pedestal so I can see up their dress :)
What if they have old lady bloomers on? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/wacko.gif
eek, way too scientificQuote:
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Going back to the physics thing... Yes I have decided it is not a turn on for girls.
A girl I know (year older than me, still at school) was talking about how scared of girls all the boys at her uni physics thing was. Heh.
Although it does lead to this question: Why is an incredibly fit girl who everybody fancies intrested in physics?
hah thats my strategy right thereQuote:
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yea sometimes being your self isnt the best thing for a girl to have to deal with... especially when they take it the wrong way and decide to teach you a listen by playing soccer with your balls
not a fun recovery time
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The only girls who will even come within 5 feet of me willingly are very good friends of mine, and even they think I'm a little sick in the head. Sigh...
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are you though, never happened to me and i have an unfortunate tendancy to date slappers (IN THE FULL MEANING OF THE WORD) http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...nquisitive.gifQuote:
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Never date a girl who is stronger than you. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/bigthumb.gif