65. You asked for a bucket of tar and some pigs for Christmas.
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65. You asked for a bucket of tar and some pigs for Christmas.
66. You constantly complain about the Senate being full of crusty old men who should keep their noses out of other people's business. Oops, nevermind, that's probably alright...
When one of your family gets ill you quarantine them until they die/feel better
67) Whenever you see a lumberjack (aka, forester) you run for your life!
68) You attach a lighter at the end of your paintball gun and coat your paintball pellets in gasoline in an attempt to do more damage and lower the morale of your paintball oppositions . . . you succeed in both objectives.
69) U shout: "let losse the dogs of war!!!" when u see ur neighour's pet rotweiler
Whatever number is next.When you are on a horse and you see another rider approaching you attept to do a one-man cantabrien circle.
YOU SURE DO! ~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by aw89
71.)attempt to built ballista ask for a longbow for christmas and eventually get yourself grounded off RTW by playing way to much
true story :embarassed:
attempt to use assasin to blow up wallmart and lower population happiness
73) After you are done playing, and you go to bed in the late hours, you can still hear the sounds of battle and music crisp and clearly.
74) When you wake up in the morning, you can still hear the music.
75) You haven't played the game in two days because of work...you can still hear the sounds of battle...and the music.
76) you finally succeed in headbutting the monitor into a fine paste upon defeat/troops/a.i stupidity
77) You see your neutral neighbour's dog in your garden without military access, so you send a diplomat to bribe it before you realise you don't have any.
lol
78) When you beleive that the solution to civil unrest is to exterminate the population.
79) You go out into a field in the middle of winter with only a loincloth on, holding a large blue metal shield and sword and knowing that you won't get ill and die after crouching in the forest for hours waiting for the enemy to attack.
EDIT: Changed number from 78 to 79, sorry Didz, didn't see yours there.
80) When you accept that public order can only be maintained by having a strong secret police network.
81) When you beleive that the best people for public office are obviously the most powerful, rich and ruthless members of your society and preferrably those with a lot of combat expereince.
82) You begin to hallucinate, and instead of normal people walking around the street you see men and women dressed in exactly the same way, men in red tunics and women all in identical white dresses.
83) You attempt to mod the world to stop the US being so damn powerful!
84) Before every staff meeting you tried to bribe your boss's secretary to find out his budget
85) Everytime you want to make a point, your hand will grap the nearest straight object (pencil, pen, ruler, etc) and swinging it forward
86) When you find out your girlfriend is cheating on you...you parked your car in her lover doorway and began to ward of attackers from behind.
When playing monopoly, you think getting mayfair means you have a large city.
88) You insist on the waiter tasting your food in restaurants, just in case.
I resent that ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Medieval Assassin
Quote:
George Bush plays Rome: Total War?
You may play too much RTW if you pray every night when you go to bed for the patch to include testicles for the British Faction. ~;)Quote:
Only when testing out his diplomatic and foreign policy, his military strategy is based on playing Command and Conquer Generals. He still can't work out why the Iraq's aren't thanking him for all the new shoes he's shipped over there.
89) you attempt to get every one with bikes to organize a cavalry charge
90)yay i got to 90... HAIL FOR I AM YOUR MASTER!!! VICTORY IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
91) At school you attempt to bribe another homeroom to open its gates and allow the army of Room 321 to conquer it.
92) When you see a bus you throw rocks at it so it can be spooked
93) When at a American Football game you yell at the coach to arrange his defensive line in a phalanx
94) When you see a lunatic walking around your neighborhood, you assume your German neighbor is training Beserkers
95)To impress your friends you conquer Gaul, a forested lot nearby.
71.)attempt to built ballista ask for a longbow for christmas and eventually get yourself grounded off RTW by playing way to much
I've actually built a trebuchet. Which leads to 96...
You replicate a city siege with desktop siege weaponry and walls built from sugar cubes.
96. You look at the riot police and think to yourself, "those damn, Romans.."
http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_292.jpg
The modern-day Legionaries
http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_232.jpg
"Why do I feel like the barbarian now?"
http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_239.jpg
"Scattered formation, men!
http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_259.jpg
"Guard position!"
http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_272.jpg
"Bah... peasants..!"
http://cbingoimage.naver.com/data3/b...pgstop_280.jpg
"Form a testudo!"
97) You see that picture and you think: "they'r holding the shields wrong!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Ptah
98. At night insterad of couting sheep to goto sleep you count the number of Elephants that you've built
99. you just had a fuss with your neighbor and you decide to lay siege on his house blocking his trade route's(garage/front door) thinking that his settlement will last 6 turns before it falls into your hands.
100.When you think it is completely expectable to slaughter 90% of a rioting city. Those slaves how dare they go against the rule of the mighty Rome!!! :charge:
If you really think that way then you must be either a cold-blooded guy, a psycho or a guy with poor management skills. ~D