The best fighting men in all of the univerese...wait for it...
30 clones of me!!! absolutely unbeatable :duel: :charge:
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The best fighting men in all of the univerese...wait for it...
30 clones of me!!! absolutely unbeatable :duel: :charge:
What about the Krikkit robots (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)?
Cmon!! This thread cannot die! Any ideas of new units?
SAS (Small Aborigine (sp?) Supermice)
lol ~:) ~:) ~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
Angry Editors
They slump unto the battlefield with their cups of coffee and start harassing the enemy asking them why they haven't turned in their articles yet and thus making them all have to go and write something. When the enemy turns in its articles, the AE's start editing quite fast and start cutting up the work and shout at the enemy that "Warband" shouldn't be spelled with a capital "W" in this case and that the articles are at least 2000 words too long and if they don't come up with any decent work they really shouldn't be writing anything but just get jobs as toilet-cleaners as they are clearly a bunch of idiots who wrote the worst bit of scientific crap since the publisher's nephew was allowed to write an article about the French Revolution, really, they haven't seen anything quite as crappy as this and because of them now they will all miss their deadlines and they wish they had another job not quite as pointless as this but Oh well. This will cause the enemy to shy away in shame and go and sob in a corner of the battlefield, after which the AE's go forth on their journey (quite quickly, as they are all caffeine-addicts) to harass anyone else they encounter.
Yes, I am in fact now editing an article... :furious3:
Faux:
SW Imperial Storm Troopers:
Heavily armored, quick moving, medium range misile weapon capable of nearly 100% accuracy/kill rating versus peasants/watch; normal ability versus line troops, but less than 5% accuracy against an opposing general. Troops always choose frontal assault (thus allowing the AI to run this effectively).
Real:
Fenian Infantry:
2 HP, Hastati-like (peltasts with sword backup), flesh armor, very fast, morale 9.
Ideally, this would be for an Irish faction, that I could then use to pound the Icenii et. al into scrap.
Moose-riding Polar Bears
The ultimate in freaky infantry. Its simple, combine a vegatarian Polour Bear with a super fast moose. The bear is armed with a pair of forks and the moose is wearing a Winnie the Pooh shirt and a mini skirt and shouts: 'MAAAAAA!' whilst in battle.
They travel in flocks of 2 and laugh at anything smaller of less-stupid then them before smiting them down with a mighty 'MAAAA!!'
Modern Americans. Enough said.
You mean the bit about the parachutes ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Advo-san
Ex-girlfriends
This unit will be deployed in the battlefield in masses. Once ordered to attack, they will start telling enemy soldiers what pigs they had been, how awfull they treated their ex-girlfriends, that they should be ashamed and that they 'll burn in hell ALONE for sure, that they 've been given the gift of love and they 've thrown it away and that they are never to call them again! EVER!
This will cause massive enemy routings and even a few casualties, since some troops will kill themselves out of guilt.
Me I'm my own Legend
That will of course only happen to the weak and inferior soldiers. The elite hard-chargers (Praetorians, Chosen Swords, Spartan Hoplites, etc.) will not be affected by this unit. In fact, they will most likely just mercilessly slaughter them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Advo-san
:knight:
THE SUN AND MARTIANS
THE MARTIANS MOVE THE OZO LAIR AWAY SO THE SUNS ULTRA VIOLANT RAYS BURN EVERY BODY AHAHAHAHAHA :dizzy2:
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Originally Posted by swirly_the_toilet_fish
Too cruel. Remember, we have to have game balance here. ~;)
True, true. How about human-sized Hamster samurai? With their teeth to chew through armour and their swords, they could hack through lightly armoured infantry without resistance. Plus, they could have bonuses for fighting in winter due to their fur.
Some sort of geek squad i presume then ~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Sir Toma of Spain
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Originally Posted by Afro Thunder
It is also unlikely to ever work on the Theban Sacred Band.
on second thought, my Mum
on third thought, the rest of my family
it gets harder and harder.
.....for each weapon there 's a counter-measure..... ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Afro Thunder
Polish Drunken Bastards, this unit runs on to the field buck-ass-naked with a short sword in one hand and a mug of ale in the other. They have a massave charge bonus and are almost impossible to kill in the first few minutes of any battle. They soon start to pass out and are easily killed or just left to drowned in there own vomit.
32nd mechanized cohort
A large brigade of M1A1 Abrams Tanks. They have an insanely high deffense rating because of its depleted uranium armor. Their secondary weapon is their 50 cal. machine gun. Basicly, they shoot things with big guns. What they can't shoot (or what is uneffected by explosives/50 cal bullets) they run over.
Here is another:
The Death Star. If all of your cities are taken on the land, just destroy the entire planet. Works like a charm.
Or if you want an actual RTW unit (kinda)
Royal Spartan Urban First Chosen Cataphract Cohort. Basicaly a big group of spartan urban cohort chosen armored generals on cataphracts. They have the phalanx capability and can charge at full speed even when in phalanx. They have 17 and a half hp each. The armor and attack of the rider and horse are incredibly high.
^^
someone on the forums said something like that a long time ago.
Bruce "Die Hard" Willis, no supporting army needed.
Unkillable, Unstopable.
Cannibal.
I know the perfect one:
The Govinator.
He has many forms of attack and can hide anywhere as a kindergarten teacher. He can also go all Rambo style and kill hundreds of people with one clip of ammo (like he did in so many movies) also, the enemies always somehow miss him when they are fireing at him. What he can not shoot or stab to death, he goes back to California and calls in a tactical nuclear strike against the enemy and all of their homelands, along with all of their allies, friends, and close aquantinces.
GODS TANKS BATTLION AND ANGELS WITH NUKE POWERD MACHINE GUNS
Well thats thats enought said.....GODS ARMY EASILY KILL EVIL CIVILLIAN KILLER
Chechen Zealots
Cartwheel into enemy provinces and blow up their children, decreasing populations.
REAPTING SUPER ACCURATE HEAVY OMANGERS
Its in the Name....it aslo can fire plauged missles,human missles,flaming missles and reapting ballasita (never runs out of ammo) NOTE: reapting ballasita missle fires reapting ballistia from the omangers and reapting ballasitia misse will fire at targets whilst in the air and does the same affect as a normal missle when it lands.
:coffeenews: :evil3:
An entire unit of rabbits from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Tim: There he is!
King Arthur: Where?
Tim: There!
King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?
Tim: It *is* the rabbit!
King Arthur: You silly sod!
Tim: What?
King Arthur: You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.
King Arthur: Ohh.
Tim: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
Sir Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
A unit of Sumo Warriors would be pretty cool too.
Suicide Bombers
self explanitory
~:eek:
Vip3r Warriors