Well I admit that the punchline was weak, but the idea was funny. I find the funniest parts of the Onion to be the weekly horoscope. Like the most recent one for Sagittarius:
Quote:
Sagittarius November 22 - December 21
It doesn't matter if you've done nothing wrong and been charged with no crime. CNN's Nancy Grace is certain beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're guilty and should be "put down like a dog."