Oh God... You guys are too clever for me. So many tricks and so many holes I can't even keep up.
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Oh God... You guys are too clever for me. So many tricks and so many holes I can't even keep up.
LOL! Through the Clouds and Rain, This Dragon's riding the Wind, m8 ~:joker: !Quote:
Originally Posted by Redleg
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Originally Posted by TogakureOjonin
Ah the memories of my youth - Mescal used to be one of my favorite's - however one to many times I have seen the worm - and it just does not have the draw that it once had.
Oh but it is a powerful beast that wishes to bring you to its bosum to draw of its nectar. Be careful chasing the worm since it has a bad habit of biting back.
~:cheers:
Ah--but I like creatures that bite back! See these lil scars I've got here? Well lemme tell ya ...
:ahh:
... on second thought, it's time to hit the hay ... past time. :fishbowl:
[... dreams of impudent, moaning cherries reeking of agave nectar, spilled from a raku bowl on to a filthy church altar. The blood-red juices slowly ooze over musty pages of Nietzsche, Sartre, and Maplethorpe. The cacaphony intensifies. A rusty spoon, etched with the Star of Texas, descends from a flag pole flying American colors and smushes the loudest of these into pulp. A white worm emerges, its face that of a masked shinobi, and laughs hysterically, yelling "Kawabunga!," as a 21-gun salute commences and a crowd watches respectfully. Meanwhile--above it all--a camera hovers, poised for action. The lense is cold and scrutinizing, its tongue stuck in its cheek.]
Very good - :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by TogakureOjonin
For the record, those quotes are all taken out of context and pieced together. All they are doing is distorting scripture. This is actually a hallmark of dangerous cults - focusing in on a few texts (removed from their textual, historical, and cultural contexts) and ignoring the rest that doesn't suit their agenda and arguments.Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulforged
I agree. The fact is that men are very very very very very very very times 1000 times religious creatures. We believe in luck, charms, stars, zodiac signs and all those magical stuff. This is the work of Satan (NO, I'm NOT a crazed fanatic), it is a fact. Satan is damn religious and he always love to use the Bible and distort it. Remember the 40 days Jesus spend in the wilderness and Satan used the Scriptures to tempt Jesus? Yes he did! What Satan said to Jesus came from the Old Testement. Up to now, Satan is still doing that, distorting the truth.
People, Christianity is not a religion, you don't just go throught the motions. It is something more, it is a relationship with God. All religions tell you what are the problems in life - sin. But they never tell you how to handle it or if they do, not in a very successful way. I'm not saying that everyone should convert to Christianity, no! I respect other religions and belief, Jesus stressed tolerance, grace and forgiveness. But think about it, people think that Christianity is a religion with rules of what to do and what not to do. They are missing the main thing, being a Christian means that you have a one to one relationship with God.
Now, I wait for the arguements to come flying back at me. :hide:
Navaros, is that you? ~:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by littlelostboy
No, its is LLB and always LLB. Who is Navaros anyway? ~:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by AdrianII
Juts making sure. We have another member by the (chosen) name of Navaros who often acts as God's Enforcer on the forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by littlelostboy
All I can think of with regard to your post is this: how can you have an intimate personal relationship with one whose historicity is doubtful at best and who is supposed to be dead for 1967 years?
WOW! I didn't know you have a God Enforcer here! No, I'm just putting facts bare-faced that some people are just so narrow-minded and yes I'm a Christian. But can I mean this God Enforcer??? Please? ~D
Oh, I do apologise for the silly question. Anyway, we are just having a little talk between Inquisitors here, ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by littlelostboy
I mean no disrespect, LittleLostBoy. But the passage about the personal relationship is too much for me. Could you please elaborate?
You know, when you become a Christian, you are just not one person that follow a religion. You belong to God's family which mean you become a child (note the word child) of God. So all the other christians in the world are also part of your 'spiritual' family. We are united under the banner of belonging to the family of God.
I told you to note the word 'child' because if you observe a young child, they trust their parents completely, in knowing that their parents will look after them, feed them, comfort them. So in short, God is your Heavenly Father. He is not some impersonal force (like in Star Wars where they keep saying the 'Force binds the Universe together'). Nope. God is personal, He thinks, He cares, He loves, He is personal. So that is what I mean by a one to one relationship with God.
I get it. I find it hard to empathise with it, but I get it. Is the Devil also a personal, thinking, caring, loving being?Quote:
Originally Posted by littlelostboy
Oh my God, Navaros visits these boards ~:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by AdrianII
Let's say I know him well enough from another forum, until he got banned.
To bad really...his posts always made me laugh ~D
lol, good thread, but it depends upon actrion not faith, i am not a christian or any religion for that matter and yet i'm discusted at what these freaks are doing. LLB is right, all religions at the very core are almost perfect good but each is warpt and distorted by humans. muslims would be viewed as good and just people had not a few warped there koran erasing the part about all forms of suicide is sinfull and editing in that giving your life for jihad will get you heaven and 70 virgins, if you actually find that in the koran then your magic. and so it will be with these psudo-christians, they do not show this kind of hatred because there god wills it they do because they want it to be true, and in there feeble little minds they belive if enough belive it it becomes true. soon they grow bloated with a sense of power and decide it is gods will to apply the idea, but is it. even in the bible where it says trhat homosexuallity is wrong it says that they will destroy themselves, that god will stop it. it was never the duty of any mortal to distribute gods justice, it was only there duty to be accepting and have faith, and yet...
ok i'm done
Nice one Master of the Puppets! Yes, I forgot to say this, it doesn't make sense to help God to deliver justice. God does not need our help, He knows what to do and He does it in His time, not in ours.Quote:
Originally Posted by master of the puppets
I'm done too.
The Devil is a REAL being. He is a personal and thinking being too. But sad to say, he's not caring and loving. His main goal is to drag as much humans as he can into Hell so that we all suffer along with him when Judgement Day comes. Sorry, but I don't mean to frighten you guys out there but this is what the Devil really wants. The Devil hates the guts out of you, espeically Christians. So when people think Christians have everything going smoothly, you're wrong, the Devil trys to make things worse for us so that we will lose our faith in God and come running back to the world. It happens, even to me. Yes, I'm not perfect, no one is.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdrianII
Just a fact: The humans' first attempt at religion was when they were building the Tower of Babel. They believe that by building that glorious temple, they could be equal to God and could talk to God. But that is not right because they were blinded by pride and wanted to go to God through their way, not by God's way.
I like this guy hes like me except smarter
[QUOTE]The Devil is a REAL being.QUOTE]
I prefered Don Corleone's view that the devil is a state of mind. Well, he didn't put it quite that way, but its what he meant.
As for Nav, I kind of miss him. Kind of.
Let me get this straight.Quote:
Originally Posted by littlelostboy
When Judgment Day comes, the Devil will be made to suffer. How? Will he be made to suffer in his own Hell which, properly speaking, wouldn't be his anymore from that moment on? If so, who will administer Hell from that moment on? And what happenes to the humans whom the Devil managed to drag with him into Hell? Will a special facility be opened for them, something like an divine Gitmo? And if so, what book will be flushed down the toilets there?
Adrian go read revalations IIRC it says the devil will come to earth he will be worshiped as the messiah although he rejects the true god and to do anything once he takes power you will hafto be branded with the mark 666. The there are the seven bowls of god wrath the finaly battle blah blah blah. and all the true belivers get saved and the non go to hell. In short the devil gets teh pwnd
Things like this make me happy that Europe exported most of our religious nutters to America.
This thread has certainly followed a meandering path. ~D
Don't be to smug - some religious nutters are being exported to Europe - but not from the United States. ~:eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Grey_Fox
I also expect the same of Senior Members. I don't know what's gotten into you over the past week Red, but your seeming eagerness to pick a fight with anybody and everybody over petty little things lately is really puzzling.Quote:
Originally Posted by Redleg
Please go back to being the old Red.
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Originally Posted by Goofball
Why? Maybe I will - and maybe I won't. ~D
Edit: Forgot some punctuation. I should look up the word to insure I spelled it correctly, but I am sure someone in thier desire to teach me to spell and use english grammer correctly will let me know if it is correct and even if I used the word correctly. :hide:
Edit: to add smilies also.
lmao~:joker: ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by Redleg
Actually, the Devil and the demons are not in Hell yet. They do go there sometimes but most of the time they are in our World because the Devil feels that this world belongs to him and that this is his kingdom when rightfully it belongs to God because God was the one who built our World. Hell is too hot for them to be there all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdrianII
When God send the Devil to Hell, it means that God will send him to what it is called The Eternal Lake of Fire where the Devil will be chained down forever. Goes the same for all those demons.
And then Superman, The Green Lantern, and Aquaman will put the smack-down on Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and chain them in the Burning Lake of Fire forever too...Quote:
Originally Posted by littlelostboy