Rome Total War - 3 Word Story Forum Game!!

Once upon a time, a Roman went to Carthage, renaming it Qart-Hadast, and settled there. Looking around, she was raped in the elephant stables by an elephant. Once upon a cheesestring lived a Spartan who was eaten by an Indian Cannibal called Splodge, who choked while crying fwap and he died. Once upon a man named Hannibal danced naked fanatics who painted a murial on his elephant stable's wall on how to conquer Rome. He was caught by his father's guard, made in China, an early automaton, called "The Robozilla". The Robozilla decided to attack Hyperboria i like chicken with a sword made of chicken from KFC. Yuck! The chicken was highly radioactive because cockfight protesters had gone extinct. The UN attempted to be useful but failed again. Romans joined UN and sabotaged the military system which did a barrel; which sent chicken on kamikaze flights. Nobody was suprised to see Michael Jackson with a monkey kid he ate. Three pink elephants campaigned for rights to legalize beastiality.