You've played MTW2 too much if...

... Everytime someone calls my name and I'm annoyed, I feel like shouting "Ya Allah, my Sultan wishes you dead!!!"

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When asked for your suggestions on what the new baby should be called, you say: "Why name it? Let the Game generate the name, what faction do they belong to?"....

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Originally Posted by Caledonian Rhyfelwyr

... your little brother wants to have a play swordfight with you, but it has to be RTW style so you can't block attacks and he always wins because he goes a Berserker with 2HP and I'm always a Hastati:shrug:

I suppose that was my little brother playing RTW too much more than me actually being addicted, but I got him hooked.

... whenever you make a sandwich you always think of how the bread is flanking the ham:embarassed:

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just grab the bin top and tell him that it is scutum shield, use that to block or parry his 2hd attack.

or else grab a few friends with brooms and tell them to make a spearwall against your brother's Zwaihander's attack.

although you will need a shortstick/baton and switch to it when your brother survive the broom-wall to represent 2hander bug...

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Originally Posted by Seyfullah

...you think that Moscow actually is to the east of Novgorod.

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::Looks at a globe:: Well whudayahknow, its SSE

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Originally Posted by Caledonian Rhyfelwyr

... whenever you make a sandwich you always think of how the bread is flanking the ham:embarassed:

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The connotations of that are indeed disturbing.

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When you fear excommunication if you get into a fight with another Christian.

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Originally Posted by TWConqueror

When you fear excommunication if you get into a fight with another Christian.

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"Hey man, i've noticed you've been eying my woman, you lookin for trouble?"
"What can I say, she's got a nice http://aycu11.webshots.com/image/368...6991921_rs.jpg.
"You wanna take this outside punk?"
"Lets go, http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/375...5018534_rs.jpg. Wait, you wouldn't happen to be Catholic.... I don't want to get..... you know, the Pope and everything......"

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Originally Posted by ReiseReise

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"Hey man, i've noticed you've been eying my woman, you lookin for trouble?"
"What can I say, she's got a nice http://aycu11.webshots.com/image/368...6991921_rs.jpg.
"You wanna take this outside punk?"
"Lets go, http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/375...5018534_rs.jpg. Wait, you wouldn't happen to be Catholic.... I don't want to get..... you know, the Pope and everything......"

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not if you have been praying hard and got on well with your local preacher! you would only get a warning.

When you refuse to be friends with your neighbours, because you want to have room for future expansions (and fear the rep-loss of breaking an alliance).

You wish your boss had a lower dread rating and a higher chivalric one

You get tired of the foolish AI that constantly does things that are not logical. So you stop playing and move onto another title.

You refer to everything as "the enemy". Neighbours are "the enemy", at a football game the opposition are "the enemy", other schools are "the enemy" etc etc...