Mafia VI: Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Return of the Mafia [Concluded]

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Originally Posted by Reenk Roink

I'm also Mafia and you should lynch me.

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You also wanted people to lynch you in CdiT, acting as you did, the idiot savant:inquisitive:

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Originally Posted by Reenk Roink

I'm also Mafia and you should lynch me.

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I may have missed the point here, but how does such a statement help the town ?

Remember, you're not the God of confusion and Chaos in this game :beam:

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Day breaks in the Frontroom. All is quiet. But not for long. You see, life was abound in the Frontroom and they all came out to celebrate the dawn of another beautiful, glorious new day in their little utopia. The birds started chriping and trilling their sweet songs. The colorful flowers unfolded, drinking in the golden sun that was beginning to rise overhead. The brooks started burbling, carrying along gallons of sweet, clear water to no destination in particular.

UltraWar witnessed none of that. He was sleeping in late again, after another night of hard drinking and partying. He finally woke up, complete with a dizzying headache and the sensation that he was strapped in bed.

Oh wait, that was real. Someone had tied ropes all around him. This was odd. Someone else was in the room, smiling. Very odd. What exactly had he done the previous night?

The person noticed Ultra up, made his way over to the bedside, and whispered in his ear.

"Do you like meat, my friend?"

Ultra, not quite sure what was going on, was still clear enough to realize that this was a strange question.

"W-why are you asking that?"

"You will see, don't worry." The mafioso chuckled evilly.

UltraWar could only look on and scream (to no avail) as he was loaded onto a truck and driven several miles from his cozy home. He still wondered what the meat reference was for. Maybe (he hoped) he had won a prize and the people in charge were just testing him. Yeah, that was it!

It wasn't. He was unloaded and untied, but knocked into a deep hole into the ground. There was no chance that he could climb out to safety. The mafioso stood by, taking in the sights. He seemed to be staring at something in the distance.

"You know Ultra, there are some pretty heavy bulls a few hundred meters ahead. Bulls like the color red, did you know that? Of course you didn't. You're not Spanish, after all. Well, no matter. I'm going to hang some red blankets around this hole."

Ultra could only stare up at the mafioso, totally puzzled.

"You'll figure it out in a minute."

A few hundred meters away, said bulls saw said blankets and started charging. They were large animals for sure, but they were fast too, especially when something ticked them off. And nothing ticks bulls off like the color red does.

Unfortunately, bulls are stupid too and they didn't see the large hole. They tumbled into the hole, crushing Ultra to death. All of his bones were broken, his skull got splattered, his brains were everywhere. In short, a very gruesome, if not visually interesting, death.

The mafioso, satisfied, shouted out "Olé" as he drove off in his truck.

Omanes Alexandrapolites the Idiot had also gotten up late, but this was normal for him. He kept to a relaxed schedule. He had no time to party or drink heavily, but he also got to go into a steady job at a relatively decent hour.

Unfortunately for him, this meant that everybody else was up too. Including potential people that didn't like Omanes. Or maybe people who just decided that he wasn't worth living. Or maybe hired killers, out to finish a job for their Capo.

In any case, Omanes soon realized his fatal mistake when he got into his car. A voice greeted him from the back seat.

"Hello."

Before Omanes could turn around a gunshot fired, its projectile striking the him in the back of the head. Omanes slumped in his chair. He would be late for work today. That and every other day.

Later that day, Frontroom Chief of Police Beirut gathered the living villagers in the town square, in order to make an announcement. Once everyone was present and quieted, he commenced.

"Gentlemen," he began, "I am sure that you have all heard the news of poor Ultra and Omanes. The Frontroom Police Department has done some initial investigations, and it is believed that these killings were the result of the mafia. Two of their number have infiltrated the town, and it will be your job to sniff them out.

"From now on until this crisis ends, we are going to work the justice system a different way. You will each have a set amount of time to vote for who you think killed Ultra and Omanes. Whoever gets the most votes will be executed by mummification. Yes, I know how to properly mummify someone while they are still living. Vote wisely."

Villagers, now is your time. Please vote for who you think killed Omanes and UltraWar. In about 24 hours, the person with the most votes will be executed.

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Still alive: (33)
Kagemusha
Sasaki Kojiro
discovery1
Xiahou
Stig
Fenring
Lord Motep of Kendermore
Sir Boo
Ichigo
Pannonian
Crazed Rabbit
HughTower
Redleg
Reenk Roink
JimBob
pevergreen
Ignoramus
CountArach
Rythmic
ByzantineKnight
Warluster
AndresTheCunning
sapi
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Sir Moody
Seamus Fermanagh
Dutch_guy
Caius Flaminius
Orb
Destroyer of Hope
Zalmoxis
ChuggtheSquirrel
Kommodus

Killed:
UltraWar
Omanes Alexandrapolites the Idiot

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Wow, I believe that this is the third time that Ultra has been killed first in my 6 mafia games... someone get this man a round of beer.

Vote:Sasaki

Vote:Abstain

Cmon, you surely have something more to say, Ichigo.

Seems voting Sasaki the first turn is law now.

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Originally Posted by Zalmoxis

Seems voting Sasaki the first turn is law now.

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Tis my law.

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Originally Posted by Dutch_guy

I may have missed the point here, but how does such a statement help the town ?

Remember, you're not the God of confusion and Chaos in this game :beam:

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It isn't that. I just feel bad that disco will be called out for voting for a person for some trivial reason and be lynched very early, as is what usually happens. It was a sympathy statement. :wink:

Vote: Abstain

I don't think there's anything to go on besides Sasaki. :laugh4:

Ultrawar is usually a lurker and Omanes is fairly new. Other then that there's not much to go off of right now. So for now

Vote: Abstain

vote: Destroyer of Hope
Where were you at the time of the murders? :stare:

Vote:Reenk because he goes to Michigan.

Votes must be bolded please. :laugh4:

Vote:Sasaki

Its been several hours, Three hours to be exact, since the posting of the deaths and you haven't posted yet

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Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief

Votes must be bolded please. :laugh4:

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Right....

Meh, X makes a good arguement for Des. hmmm
nah

Vote:Reenk

Vote: Abstain... I think it should be fairly obious why.

Vote:orb

Xiahou's reasoning sounds suspicious, but after Capo and Mafia V, I'm going to press Proletariat and Reenk Roink to leave a larger footprint on the game.

Vote: Proletariat

In my experience here, Sasaki has never been helpful to the town.

Good idea to get rid of him early? Maybe

Vote: Sasaki Kojiro

Unvote,Vote:pevergreen

bandwagoning

I have my reasons..those posted above plus a no explanation vote on orb?

Vote: Redleg

For starting to bandwagon a joke vote for a poor reason.

Crazed Rabbit

Ultrawar has been in 5 of the 8 mafia games I've played/hosted.

He was murdered in 3 of those -- twice in the first round, wogged in one and lynched -- first round -- in the other. This may be the hardest luck record of which I am aware.

The two first round murders above were by Ichigo (then Csar) and Reenk.

Is someone trying to be funny -- I think so....

Vote: Reenk Roink

Unvote,Vote:Seamus

For vote based on kill choice, and a weak one at that.

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Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro

Unvote,Vote:Seamus

For vote based on kill choice, and a weak one at that.

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Well, the vote is really about Reenk's sense of humor and love of the "high wire." What you term "weak" reasons for round one votes are hardly anything novel.

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Originally Posted by pevergreen

In my experience here, Sasaki has never been helpful to the town.

Good idea to get rid of him early? Maybe

Vote: Sasaki Kojiro

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What do you mean, he gets discussion going,
Vote: Pevergreen

Why do you want him dead?

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Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit

Vote: Redleg

For starting to bandwagon a joke vote for a poor reason.

Crazed Rabbit

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Who's joking? There is no evidence that I was joking, in fact I was dead serious. I must ask did you see an emoticon?

Sasaki is always Mafia :laugh4: Or bad town.

Unvote:Sasaki
Vote:ChuggtheSquirrel

Sasaki is no laughing matter. He's deadly.

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Originally Posted by Pannonian

Xiahou's reasoning sounds suspicious, but after Capo and Mafia V, I'm going to press Proletariat and Reenk Roink to leave a larger footprint on the game.

Vote: Proletariat

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unvote; Vote:Pannonian

For voting for someone who isn't even playing.