It may be hard to believe, but I'm with Vuk here.:2thumbsup:
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It may be hard to believe, but I'm with Vuk here.:2thumbsup:
Ask her questions, act REALLY interested in whatever she says, they love hearing themselves talk and unhalting captivation. subtly insult her (not mean, just to make her laugh) and elevate yourself.
these have worked forme before (but i'm just in high school so don't know how well these work on older women).
:2thumbsup: Good for you. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
No. She does not do the mind games and she is very serious. She certainly doesn't like me for my money, as she has more than I. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Mithrandir
A lot of women just want to find someone to love who will love them too.
My family tree is good proof of that. (and seriously, be carefull what you say on the subject)
My mother gave birth to seven children (One more than half what HER mother gave birth too :P), all one year apart. She married my father when he was dirt poor, and we only got poorer from there. My dad was NOT "prince charming", nor was he the best looking chap, yet she loved him and was a good wife (and mother) till the day he died. THAT is love. No matter what my other experiences, my ma and dad will always serve as an inspiration for me, and prove that good marriages can work.
I did not have good experiences with women when I was younger, but I held out and I found a woman who made it all worthwhile.
Some times the good ones are harder to find, but they are there if you're willing to keep looking.
Vuk
Don't call them chicks.
If you do and they like that, then you are aiming too low.
Marriage does not end the wooing, it just increases the scope of it. Buying a bunch of flowers while dating is a lot cheaper then a car, a house and a kid while in a long term relationship...but you still have to buy the roses. :laugh4:
just go out there and do something outlandish. Women aernt that hard to come by when your in school it gets tricky when you get out. Yall really piss me off sometimes. I mean come on you have 2 arms 2 legs and can speak english I know some of yall aint the cream of the crop but geeeeeeeeeeez.
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ENJOY VIRGINITY.
Be Yourself. Don't pretend to be anyone else. If your not interested in what they have to say, don't beat around the bush, or make an attempt to listen. If you're out there to score, chances are you will... eventually.
The ones that are special are the ones you can actually listen to all day and be completely enthralled or infatuated with.
There is a real and very dangerous misconception about dating women; dating is easy, its ridiculously easy as matter of fact, and it doesn't even cost you a lot of money. Getting into a relationship is something completely different, and will mess with all of your emotions, make sure she's exerting the same amount of mental effort as you are. If she's not, or you're not, then move on, she/he's not the one.
Ichi and all other /b/tards - gb2/b/. I also have a nice big folder jammed full of image macro's which i will fight you with.
Putting together some info from my different sources, here's what I came up with:Quote:
Originally Posted by K COSSACK
- ask women to have sex with you, in exchange for food or candy: "Sexual intercourse plays a major role [...] as favors traded by the females in exchange for food" [1]
- start a fight with the woman, then try to reconciliate by gradually transforming the forgiveness talk into a sexual intercourse: "Sexual intercourse plays a major role in [...] society, being used as a greeting, a means of conflict resolution and post-conflict reconciliation" [1]
- take the woman to a new restaurant, and ask her to have sex with you: "when [you] come upon a new food source or feeding ground, the increased excitement will usually lead to [...] sexual activity" [1]
Sources:
[1] Wikipedia article below:
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How many posts did you make yesterday? Pick one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
Honestly, the real reason is that myself and other american posters are forming a vast conspiracy to discredit european posters from germany, who's nick starts with a capital "H" and who looks like they are 14 in thier pics.
By the way Husar, if i hadnt said this before let me now, from 7:45 am to 7:48am you are by far my favorite poster. :thumbsup:
Disclaimer: This is an attempt at humor Husar :2thumbsup:
You are my new god. Seriously, calling women 'chicks' is one of my pet peeves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Papewaio
I didn't laugh. :inquisitive:Quote:
Originally Posted by Odin
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I think Kekvit Irae is a fascinating woman, someone I would enjoy talking to a great deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
Why do chicks get bent out of shape over that? :P :beam: lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
Kek, I don't see what you have against it. Guys and dudes and girls are chicks; so what?
:P
That would be interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
Keeping on topic of the subject of chicks, I counter your statement with the Cockmongler.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
Well...Grab your trusted club and walk into the forest,plains or hills are good enough too,chicks can be found there also. When you spot a chick smack it to the head with your club,pick it up from the ground and carry it back to your home cave. Thats about it.:faq:
The system of western "civilization": You may not be evil to women, but women may be evil to you :scastle3:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vuk Brankovic
I'm with Vuk here, let's start the revolution for the male proletariat and let's overthrow the matriarchate!!!! :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:
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Originally Posted by Kekvit Irae
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Listen to Kage, he be wise man. :viking:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagemusha
*drags club back to his cave*
Haha awesome :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ichigo
Ichigo: you're now officially my new favorite image poster on this forum!
Well, I ran into some problem with that strategy, I think. When I hit the chick with the club to the head, its mother appeared. What do I do now? :stupido2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
Hit the mother as well. Duh!
Pape is soooooo right
Call a woman/girl chick and you will mostlikely never see them again. Most humans have names, if you don't know hers ask her
We call them "chicks, babes, etc." behind there backs....Quote:
Originally Posted by Stig
We? You don't speak for everyone.
Women like to be treated with respect, it's as simple as that.
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Originally Posted by K COSSACK
*rephraseQuote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
we call them "chicks, babes, etc." behind there backs....
and no i wont call them "babe" in front of them Ichigo PERIOD
Well like Craterus sayed. Smack the mother also. Then you have both Chick and Chicken. You will be happy for some time and dont have to go chick hunting for a long time.:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rodion Romanovich