WTF is up with people making "underpowered" thread/posts?!!!!

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Originally Posted by Intranetusa

Yes, Jackie Chan is too much of a softy who never kills his opponents.




Then the Flying Spaghetti Monster can incinerate Jesus because the Flying Spaghetti Monster is god in god form. XD

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I don't agree. We all know Hercules and Xena always kick Ares' arse. Every damn episode they meet.

Ares is a wuss. I mean, what self-respecting war god lets himself get exiled anyway ?

This seems as good a thread as any to point out that the link in Watchman's sig to the graph is broken. Apparently the FSM ate it.

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Originally Posted by bovi

This seems as good a thread as any to point out that the link in Watchman's sig to the graph is broken. Apparently the FSM ate it.

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That is indeed hilarious. I am taking a serious option into creating the Mighty Church of the Mighty Burakuku as I am a god myself. Any sugestions? I was thinking about an agnostic/atheistic institutuion that provides an alternative to people.

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Originally Posted by bovi

This seems as good a thread as any to point out that the link in Watchman's sig to the graph is broken. Apparently the FSM ate it.

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:fainting:
Lo, I am forsooth and cast aside by the Almighty.
Time to find a new divinity I guess...

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...and who are you that tempts me so !? :pokemon:

Did you wanted to quote me or Bovi? I am confused? Is Bovi also a god?

Of course he is. Thou shalt offer a bowl of lukewarm tapioca, representing thine brain, in a humble sacrifice. May His flickering light shine foerever.

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Originally Posted by Watchman

Of course he is. Thou shalt offer a bowl of lukewarm tapioca, representing thine brain, in a humble sacrifice. May His flickering light shine foerever.

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i think he prefers naked virgins to tapioca though :yes:

Do I look like I would have spare naked virgins lying around ? :inquisitive: The Lord can have his preferences, but the tapioca is all I can offer... :shame:

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Originally Posted by blank

i think he prefers naked virgins to tapioca though

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He's holy, but he is not that holy.

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Originally Posted by Pharnakes

He's holy, but he is not that holy.

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Nobody is that holy. Virgins are overestimated while they're underopwered. Every connaisseur knows that. Why do you think Jessus chosed Magdalena? He knew his game.

Good to know to be part of a forum where not only gams-addicted nerds meet; all this sophicticated discussion about religious/philosophical themes makes me really confused, but it is although a tremendous evidence of yours, the forum members sholarship.

But one more questions is to ask:

What gave us th EB-developers besides a well-balanced game experience, regional AOR-units, a huge and beautyfull map, historical buildings, under-/overpowered factions, naked barbarians, sleepless nights, placed on the waiting list girl friends, coffein abuse and and a totally new computergame culture???
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Originally Posted by julianus apostata

Good to know to be part of a forum where not only gams-addicted nerds meet; all this sophicticated discussion about religious/philosophical themes makes me really confused, but it is although a tremendous evidence of yours, the forum members sholarship.

But one more questions is to ask:

What gave us th EB-developers besides a well-balanced game experience, regional AOR-units, a huge and beautyfull map, historical buildings, under-/overpowered factions, naked barbarians, sleepless nights, placed on the waiting list girl friends, coffein abuse and and a totally new computergame culture???
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EB gives me hope. To make myself clear: if I can restrict myself to only 2 hours of EB a day, this means I am damn strong. I can basically do anything if I can stop myself through willpower not abusing such a wonderful invention. It gives me hope man.

Hayasdan overpowered!!!!!!!

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I'm the god that goes around making sure white naked virgin's can never be used in a virgin sacrifice again ......


and be impregnated with half white half black babies .

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Originally Posted by russia almighty

I'm the god that goes around making sure white naked virgin's can never be used in a virgin sacrifice again ......


and be impregnated with half white half black babies .

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Are you black, russian and god at the same time? That must be the strangest combination ever.

The Russia part is a joke . I am an Ethiopian living in the U.S(ain't ethnicy like every other immigrant or 1st ,2nd generation kid though , **** Ethiopia, **** East Africa , **** it all) . Russia Almighty sounds better than Ethiopia Almighty

I know that the Russia part is a joke dude :laugh4: and I know exactly where Ethipoia is ;). If you ask me, Ethipopia Almighty sounds better.

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Originally Posted by NeoSpartan

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Heh. Sorry mate!

If we were able to do that :dizzy2: to a spartan it means we have some destructive potential.

Did you know that Bruce Lee only had one testicle? Think of what he could've done if he had two.

Discuss...

Think what he could have done if he had three.

You mean that rapper, whowasit, 2Pac was his reincarnation ?

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Originally Posted by Watchman

You mean that rapper, whowasit, 2Pac was his reincarnation ?

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NO.

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Originally Posted by Intranetusa

Did you know that Bruce Lee only had one testicle? Think of what he could've done if he had two.

Discuss...

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I don't know, lived past 32? I guess he ran out of vitality halfway through life.

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Originally Posted by Sakkura

I don't know, lived past 32? I guess he ran out of vitality halfway through life.

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You mean that if he had three he would have lived 96?

P.S You know that what we're doing right now it's not exactly ok, right? OK = polite, sane, constructive, etc.

Oh god.. Dont even think about it what wouldve happen if he had 4... Or MORE!!

Biologically speaking im pretty sure number of those round thingy doesnt effect how long the person live.

Speaking of overpowered... There were wierd unit on my unit card list.. That UFO thingy. Anyway to recruit that unit in my army? :yes:

The Bartixioi Megaclasmai?Ask Abokasee if you have any questions about them.

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Originally Posted by Burakuku

Nobody is that holy. Virgins are overestimated while they're underopwered. Every connaisseur knows that. Why do you think Jessus chosed Magdalena? He knew his game.

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Virgins underpowered, excellent idea for a thread!:idea2: