Gaesatae (again)

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Originally Posted by Sakkura

You can use ctrl + numbers as well, then you get to decide what number the group gets.
I like them mostly because it saves their formation, making it quicker to order them around in good order when maneuvering before the lines meet. Probably even more useful in MP where there is just no time for micromanaging every unit.

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Re-read what I was quoting. He was talking about pressing Ctrl+G; you just need to press G.

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Originally Posted by Cheexsta

Re-read what I was quoting. He was talking about pressing Ctrl+G; you just need to press G.

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I know he was, I was just adding to your info.

what if someone go to battle and realize that they have a small penis. dosnt that mean less courage.

i can imagine enemlies point to the penis soldiers "haha you have a tiny tiny penis, want to try some horny goat weed?" or "look that these she-males, with penises smaller than dogs!"

lol i think its halarious, what happens when someone go hard in a battle? a secondary sword or a dagger?

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lol i think its halarious, what happens when someone go hard in a battle? a secondary sword or a dagger?

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He would be at least psycho. Getting a hardon while cutting heads is.....it just isn't right

i think that is the least of your conserns in and before a battle... maybe while u are pillaging a town and going after its women do u have time to think about that

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Originally Posted by pezhetairoi

-patpat-

There, there... happens to the best of us, it does. I played RTW for six months before learning that alt-move would preserve formation and orientation in battle.

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The world has changed for me this day.

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Originally Posted by Vorian

He would be at least psycho. Getting a hardon while cutting heads is.....it just isn't right

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No....

The picts at least, we proud of their "battle erections"...:embarassed:

I think they should simply be called penii, it sounds funny plus it's far eaier to remember, unless ancient gallic is your first language or sumin

And also many probably would have got erections, with the excitement, or maybe just a random. I doubt many got horny over slaughter, even back then it's still plain wrong

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AFAIK the singular would have been penius if the plural were penii. :book2:

I suggest çük. ç for ch as in chalk and ü as in German. ~;p
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lol, thats probs why I failed latin

Very interesting tread indeed. I regret not reading it before.

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BTW why is it that Gesatae and their friends are portrayed with their genitalia and elephants are not?
I consider this to be a major flaw and discrimination towards these lovely mammals.
All TotalWar elephants have tusks therefore they are male species.
But the main reason why poor horsies were so scared of them is not shown.
Very unfair.

And completely off-topic: Hannibal grew up in Spain with his father army and spend his best years in Italy with his mercs.
I wonder: why is it that nobody mentions nothing about how he... umm.. you know
Perhaps, he was not interested in these matters. Or, perhaps... We all heard that Gesatae were his favoured bodyguards... May be this is the true reason they were so proudly showing genitalia...

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Originally Posted by MiniMe

All TotalWar elephants have tusks therefore they are male species.
But the main reason why poor horsies were so scared of them is not shown.
Very unfair.

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No femalesa re better as a rule, as they don't go on must. or is it musk? muskt?something like that.:laugh4:

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Originally Posted by Pharnakes

No femalesa re better as a rule, as they don't go on must. or is it musk? muskt?something like that.:laugh4:

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hey its no joke, a female elephant in heat can really make the elephants go mad.

Getting charged by a mob of naked Celts definately would have been a very scarey sight. However, if I saw that some of them had erections I think I would have made a point of not retreating seeing as that would result in me having my backside facing them.

Quick question, I was watching "Gladiator" yesterday so now I'm wondering. The Romans often staged reanactments of famous battles. Did they ever feature Gaesatae in these reanactmants?