The Stranger is always fun; I was going to pick Sasaki for Naib, just so we could keep track of the sneaky bugger for awhile. But Secura makes a fine plea - let's see how things are different with a woman in charge right at the start.
elect: Secura
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The Stranger is always fun; I was going to pick Sasaki for Naib, just so we could keep track of the sneaky bugger for awhile. But Secura makes a fine plea - let's see how things are different with a woman in charge right at the start.
elect: Secura
thats what the net is for... :PQuote:
Originally Posted by pevergreen
like my greatgranda always said.
if ur boogers in the head
and u cant be weird in bed
then do so on the internet
(or surf for pr0n)
Aaannd after a half day of voting we can reveal the most inconsistent tally so far created in game room:
spL1tp3r50naL1ty: 1, (spL1tp3r50naL1ty)
Secura: 12, (Secura, Ibn-Khaldun, Methos, Romanic, Niklas, Renata, Kagemusha, Diana Abnoba, Scienter, Seon, Atheotes, Kukrikhan)
GeneralHankerchief: 1 (Beskar)
Beefy187: 6, (Beefy187, ATPG , Captain Blackadder , TheFlax, AVSM, Double A)
The Stranger: 1, ( Peasant Phill)
Sasaki : 4, (Sasaki, Tincow, Chaotix, White_eyes:D)
Greyblades : 1, (Greyblades)
Romanic: 1, (pevergreen)
Our voting expert Kage has concluded that so far the running for Naib has been a dirty race that Secura is leading. So far she has been able to keep her integrity, while the Sasaki faction has accused her heavily from using sexist tactics to achieve her appointment. The second in race is Beefy187, whose party has run in trouble as one of his key supporters have been associated in scandal, with accusations coming from The Stranger, that infact ATPG has somekind of scandalous affair with Diana Abnoba. This may cause uphevel in strongly religious supporters of the Beefy faction. Behind Beefy is Sasaki Kojiro and his alliance, but their dirty tactics may cost them the vote. Stay tuned as the tight vote will conclude some point of time our experts are not completely sure off. Good night and God bless you all. This is Sahara news, brought to you by Sand Beer the premium thirst maker of Desert.
the stranger has 2 votes. i voted for myself too. which makes me 4th in race. OMG i feel like SARAH PALIN!!!
Our voting experts have concluded that the Illustrous, The Strangers vote was invalid as he had forgot to bold his vote.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
Elect: Kukrikhan
!!!!
And another contestant has entered the race.Kukrikhan has been nominated by Psychonaut. The disturbing fact about this alliance is that both the nominee and the supporter are hiding their faces under cloaks. So it is very hard to say with these two, who we are actually dealing with. Even more disturbing fact is that the nominee is openly displaying Kukri blades when appearing in public, so he might be a really violent character. A new tally:
spL1tp3r50naL1ty: 1, (spL1tp3r50naL1ty)
Secura: 12, (Secura, Ibn-Khaldun, Methos, Romanic, Niklas, Renata, Kagemusha, Diana Abnoba, Scienter, Seon, Atheotes, Kukrikhan)
GeneralHankerchief: 1 (Beskar)
Beefy187: 6, (Beefy187, ATPG , Captain Blackadder , TheFlax, AVSM, Double A)
The Stranger: 1, ( Peasant Phill)
Sasaki : 4, (Sasaki, Tincow, Chaotix, White_eyes:D)
Greyblades : 1, (Greyblades)
Romanic: 1, (pevergreen)
Kukrikhan1, (Psychonaut)
ELECT: THE STRANGER
Elect Sasaki, he will make your death quick and painless!
see!!! MAFIOSO VAMPIROSO TINCOWDOSO!!!
Quick question of the Sasaki supporter, Tincow. Is your coalition somekind of mass suicide cult, as all your campaign slogans seems to involve death?Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCow
Secura is a trap!
Repend! The Random Gods call you to them to make the choice nessecarily, mortals alone do not have the power to defeat the ancient one!
Secura is like one of those wussy pacifists who try and make peace with the aliens/zombies at the beginning of the movie, and then are shocked when the body count spirals up or the building they are standing on gets blown up.
Also, she'll never kill beskar even if he's mafia (so she's also like one of those annoying guys in zombie movies who won't kill their friends even after they've become zombies).
And here we have the third runner in the race. So are you suggesting that indeed we are in danger of Alien/ Zombie invasion, or are you just claiming that Secura´s ways are far too peacefull to become Naib? Also how does sexism and pasifism mix together?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
There is no Coalition, there are only those who will feel the Terrible Wrath of Kojiro last. He will kill us all in his gloriously brutal quest to destroy the vampires. Your support or lackthereof is irrelevant to his Blood War. Death is certain; it is only the time and manner of your death which remains undecided. Support Sasaki, and perhaps he will spare your life for long enough to enjoy a single sunrise!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagemusha
Thank you for your answer Mr. Tincow. Now we are sorry to say this .but our election monitoring show will have to take a 12 hour break, as the document concerning annual mass breeding frenzy of Saharan penguins is about to start. Our program will be back after the first of the Naib elections are concluded in order to comment the results. This program was brought to you by. Al Haddins home insulation services.Good Bless and Good night!Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCow
I DEMAND TO BE MENTIONED AS CANDIDATE #4!!!
besides... ELECT TS and you won't die, or maybe you will, but however so, you will be laughing so hard that your pants catch fire and while u burn to death you are still laughing, it will be quick and painless, no one will notice and we will have a great time!!!
ELECT: THE STRANGER
i dont know if u guys noticed, but sasaki is awefully quiet. normally he has 80 posts by now. what is going on sasaki!! :inquisitive:
It's better to keep a low profile when you have a godfather type role.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
ow, how nice of you. plz kage, can u add this to the tally plz?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
You forgot, Sasaki is the guy who is in the building, secretly working with the zombies/aliens as an agent to further their agenda, as he gets to feel "cool" as the bad guy, as everyone dies around him and his big promises of getting rich and famous getting closer. Then he ends up getting betrayed by the zombies/aliens as they had no interested in fulfilling their side of the deal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
Right, let's look at it this way; the Naib has two kills to use, and once they are gone, they're gone for good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
At such an early stage in the game, why bother wasting two kills which are probably going to end up taking down innocent townies? That's precisely the reason I won't vote for you, because it just seems as though you're going to throw those two kills around indiscriminantly on your suspects with crossed fingers... you did it in Shadow Fort, with limited success, what would change here?
In all honesty, the body count would rise just as quickly with you as the Naib, if not quicker; I may tred a pacifistic line, but you adhere to the code of a Harbinger of Death.
If it came to my attention that Beskar was one of the vampires, that would be an instance where I would use the Naib's kill ability, no questions asked.Quote:
Also, she'll never kill beskar even if he's mafia (so she's also like one of those annoying guys in zombie movies who won't kill their friends even after they've become zombies).
Also, if he turned into a zombie in front of me and it was a case of survival or my tasty flesh as the buffet... well he'd get several bullets to the face. :laugh4:
I would have vigged kage and you if you hadn't been lynched instead :p
But none of your vig kills were scum, were they? :tongue2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
I wont vote for your election because you are very likely to follow a scorched earth policy. Maybe later in the game if you are proved innocent...
That's the point I was trying to say, thanks. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by atheotes
Ok, you can chose BEEF... bleugh, pork and chicken is way better.
You can chose Pacifist Vampire Babe, but everyone knows that wherewolves are way hotter since that stupid twilight horror production
You can chose, SASAKI HARBINGER OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION... which is totally prehistoric brainless violence... and no one likes that cuz now they can watch spartacus: the blood and sand. which is brainless violence with nudity. and sasaki cant offer that!
SO all thats left is THE STRANGER!!! vote for me and ill celebrate at MCDONALDS OR WHATEVER OTHER PLACE THEY SERVE CHEAP CRAPPY FOOD!
That's G.I.F.T for you. Figures, the second I try to role play for once and do a screaming nutcase someone comes along and does it more nutty than I can hope to be!Quote:
You are so much weirder on the net.
Elect: The Stranger
Embrace the chaos, I say.
Nothing says true love more than being willing to shoot your partner before s/he turns into a zombie. TinCow knows I'd definitely shoot him in the head before he could feast upon my brains. :smitten:Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Elect: Secura
Just make sure I'm actually a zombie and not just playing Civ IV.Quote:
Originally Posted by Scienter
One hour before deadline.
HERESY!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
12 minutes left. Should I change my vote?
Yes.
unelect, elect: Askthepizzaguy
Oh, you might say that Askthepizzaguy is too long-winded for this job. Some might say he's a bit of a blowhard, a windbag, a yakety yak. Well maybe that's true, but one thing is for sure, and that is I don't lie down on the job! I sit down on the job, because I have a fat *** and I hate standing. But that's beside the point, the point is that when you Elect Askthepizzaguy, you're not just getting a champion, you're getting a man of integrity. In all the games I've ever played, I have never lied. A pizza man does not lie; he composes. He says things which may never have happened. He lies. But he does not exaggerate!
Friends, womens, orgahs, lend me your votes, that I may sheathe my sword in the beating hearts of our enemies! I am one of you; if you prick me, do I not bleed? If you try to lynch me, do I not talk your ear off in self-defense? If you are at a loss for suspects, do I not fabricate pages-long cases against random people? If you buy me a bunch of enchiladas....
Oh wait, time is up already? I wasn't finished my candidacy announcement.
Election concluded. Will count votes.
Both?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
Consider this this isn't my first time doing something like this. Which means I'm probably innocent. But this could be just to confuse you, and make you think I'm town, so BOO.
I acknowledge the fact that if the mafia doesn't kill me tonight, due to my lack of being a threat to anyone, I will probably be lynched with the reasoning that I wasn't nightkilled. And if I'm not lynched tomorrow, the mafia will think I'm a power role, and then kill me.
Sacromonte - Day 1 - Conclusion
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Late in the evening...
After the sounds of the heavy bickering finally stopped, the votes were counted. The name of the new Naib was announced: it was Secura. Many daggers, mostly female, nodded in agreement. Others, cursed and muttered something about the end of times and women in important positions. Another one kept rambling about strange eras and chaos, but nobody really paid attention to him.
The new Naib was the first to leave the cave. She took a deep breath of fresh air. Much needed, if you've been in a cave with smelly cavemen for too long.
For a moment, the elegant Naib allowed herself to forget the new responsibilities on her shoulders while she enjoyed the view of the Alhambra. She sighed. She was in need of a shower. And a haircut. And some new clothes to go by her new position.
Finally, after centuries of male incompetence, a woman would lead the daggers. She smiled and looked at the men and women standing behind her. She was confident that finally, the daggers would prevail.
"We've done enough for today, my dear friends. I suggest we all go to sleep now so that we can start to hunt the vampire who is among us."
The daggers bowed for their newly elected Naib and walked away, to the vibrant city of Granada.
***
Secura has been selected as your first Naib.
Tally:
Secura: 13 (Scienter, johnhughthom, Kagemusha, Secura, Kukrikhan, Seon, Romanic, Ibn-Khaldun, Methos, atheotes, Diana Abnoba, Renata, Niklas)
Beefy187: 5 (Beefy, AVSM, Captain Blackadder, Double A, TheFlax)
Sasaki Kojiro: 4 (White_Eyes:D, Chaotix, TinCow, Sasaki)
The Stranger: 3 (TS, GH, Peasant Phill)
ATPG: 1 (ATPG)
GH: 1 (Beskar)
split: 1 (split)
Romanic: 1 (pever)
Greyblades: 1 (Greyblades)
Kukri: 1 (Psychonaut)
abstain: 1 (YLC)
not electing: 8 ('khaan, Centurion, slashandburn, Joooray, autolycus, Yaropolk, Jolt, Csargo)
***
It's now night. PM's please. Night will last for +/- 24 hours.
***
Alive
1. Askthepizzaguy
2. TheFlax
3. Niklas
4. Renata
5. Sasaki Kojiro
6. Beskar
7. Diana Abnoba
8. Double A
9. TinCow
10. atheotes
11. The Stranger
12. GH
13. Methos
14. Ibn-Khaldun
15. spL1tp3r50naL1ty
16. Romanic
17. Captain Blackadder
18. Csargo
19. Jolt
20. Psychonaut
21. Greyblades
22. YLC
23. Peasant Phill
24. Yaropolk
25. Seon
26. autolycus
27. Chaotix
28. Joooray
29. AVSM
30. slashandburn
31. Kukrikhan
32. White_Eyes:D
33. Beefy187
34. Secura
35. Kagemusha
36. Centurion1
37. pevergreen
38. 'khaan
39. johnhughthom
40. Scienter
Killed
Lynched
WoG
so the only honourable thing to do is resign. QUIT! SUICIDE! IF YOU DONT SUICIDE YOU WILL BE LYNCHED IF YOU WILL NOT BE LYNCHED YOU WILL BE BITTEN IF YOU ARE NOT BITTEN YOU SHALL BE EXECUTED IF YOU ARE NOT EXECUTED YOU WILL BE VIGILANTED!!! SO YOU SHOULD resign.Quote:
Originally Posted by Double A
andres implies no one pays attention to me... but he is wrong. everyone pays, attention or money or blood or lifes... i shall have what i want!!!
I promise that if I am mafia, Double A and The Stranger die first. :vampire:
jesus christ... she will prolly give someone the order to dance circles around her... there goes 1 serum... omg... women in charge??!!??!!??
it is a vampire game... there is no mafia!!! ATPG FoSQuote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
SSSSHHH! Pizza, you'll ruin our plans! I told you not to bring this up outside the QT!Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
@The Stranger
I believe you have out-ATPG'ed me.
I resign.
I predict renata and tincow will die tonight.
i lol'd. because i invented this when u were still in diapers...Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
FOS!!! sasaki is editting his posts... ive seen whats in there... he slipped and said he was going to do some stuff with chosing execution methods, slaves, biting and vampire orgies!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
I edited to correct a spelling error :coffeenews:
-edit-
Besides, if I'd slipped and posted kill orders it would hardly have taken me 7 minutes to edit it out.
The mafia are me, ATPG and Sasaki.
Dear Askthepizzaguy,Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
Sasaki Kojiro has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to entitled - Large Mafia Game Daggers in the Night - in the Gameroom forum of The Guild.
This thread is located at:
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showt...t&goto=newpost
Here is the message that has just been posted:
***************
Tonight we'll kill slashandburn and scienter. Do we need to pick execution methods or will you do that for us?
Sasaki
***************
And my suspicions on you are equally in jest/
i didnt say u posted kill orders... look at him getting all defensive... but you didnt edit it to correct a spelling error, you took away what was posted before and added something entirely new in its place!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
why this lie my friend?
whaahahhahhhahahhahahahahahahah sasaki you are caught!
Quote:
Tonight we'll kill slashandburn and scienter. Do we need to pick execution methods or will you do that for us?
Sasaki
But... you were supposed to kill me LAST.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
@ The StrangerQuote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
No politics in the gameroom.
:bow: Is it atypical to have this feeling as a boy? :tongue:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagemusha
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
Gentlemen! These are fantastic metaphores/comparisons. I am enjoying the election frenzy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
:love: You know how to appeal to the CFC crowd :laugh:Quote:
Originally Posted by TinCow
I believe Autolycus announced earlier in thread that he will be bust hosting his own game, and that you should send a reserve in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
And no, I'm not desperate (well yes but it's not the point); there are plenty of people before me in the queue and besides, I am leaving for Sweden (hellooou Sigurd & Niklas :tongue:) wednesday for five days w/O nets.
I'd be clapping my small hands if there was a spot for me when I came back, though :laugh4:
But who knows? :shrug:
Quick question, does that mean you need to stop playing Space Rogues on Wednesday? or did I read that wrong?Quote:
Originally Posted by Diamondeye
[No spam and ESPECIALLY no politics - GH]
[No spam and ESPECIALLY no politics - GH]
Ugh! It was meant for atheotes that he might consider it when starting/handing out roles for NotW.Quote:
Originally Posted by Beskar
But now that you mention it; yes, from sometime wednesday and until sunday, I will me MIA. Let's hope I die before that in SR, or something. Try getting someone to replace me.
No further hijack of this thread, though.
[No spam and ESPECIALLY no politics - GH]
[No spam and ESPECIALLY no politics - GH]
[No spam and ESPECIALLY no politics - GH]
[No spam and ESPECIALLY no politics - GH]
Thank you for all the votes in my favour. :bow:
I have submitted my first order for the evening to Andres; I will reveal it, if desired, once the day phase begins.
My advice would be to leave that choice unrevealed until your term is over.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
I can do that as well... that's probably a better idea; I have BCC'd my orders to myself anyway and will post them publicly when the term is over. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
right... who elected u for NAIB ADVISOR? i want to know. when dayphase begins, out with!!!
ok, we vote.
all in favor of revealing say AYE!!!
AYE
all against it say
NAY
bold your vote or it will not be counted!
I VOTE AYE
I vote YMCA
It's already posted in-thread: Scienter, johnhughthom, Kagemusha, Secura, Kukrikhan, Seon, Romanic, Ibn-Khaldun, Methos, atheotes, Diana Abnoba, Renata and Niklas.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
I believe that Pizza may have a point about revealing them at the end of my term as Naib, to be honest, but if the town wants it out in the open at the start of each voting phase, so be it.
[No spam and ESPECIALLY no politics - GH]
Secura is the Naib Advisor... I keep reading it as naab, which is a way of saying n00b. :laugh4:
Wow, election day is a crazy day here. Big thread, I'll have to skim through all of it again to find out what was said.
The one thing I've picked so far is a suspicious last minute vote change! FOS: ATPG
But I'm glad I've won my elections. Usually in real life I always vote for the runner up or some big loser. :grin3: Hip Hip Hooray for Lady Secura!
No, leave it unsaid Secura. Pizza's right.
Prevote: Don Kojiro
[No spam and ESPECIALLY no politics - GH]
Allrightt! As the day opens in beutifull Alhambra. Temperature is +70 celcius in the Shadow. A beutifull morning and we also have a best looking new Naib for centuries. Secura only increased her lead towards the end of voting and all the mud slinging from Sasaki and grazy talk from the illustrous The Stranger, couldnt turn the vote. Apart from GH supporting the universal chaos that is The Stranger. Sasaki couldnt gather more votes as it became clear that he is unfriendly towards media, by refusing to answer the questions of our news reporters.
So a new day and a new Naib. Who is talking about open government and other mambo Jambo that yours truly cant understand.As a peculiarity from the last part of voting, ATPG decided to withdraw his support to Beefy187.
Instead he claimed quote: "I have a fat *** and I hate standing."
Also he stated that: "If you are at a loss for suspects, do I not fabricate pages-long cases against random people? If you buy me a bunch of enchiladas...."
So all in all a great candidate with heavy arguments, but atleast in this election he could not challenge our new gorgeus Naib. Also while proclaiming his candidacy, ATPG didnt mention the sex scandal he has been accused in participating with even a word. After the elections we have had some whining, rage and other usual stuff and also talk about some strange political parties in countries ive never heard. All in all good morning for Sahara. Next Ali Al suleim al Hassan Kalifi will play traditional songs of the Greater Sahara Area. We will return with new news as we have new news to talk about. Good morning and Good bless.
158 degrees Farenheit? We are all cooked to death.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagemusha
ahem i came into this at the wrong time......
Well dont blame the press. Its Sahara you know? If its too hot, get out of the kitchen. By the way Mr. Askthepizzaguy, would you have now time to comment more about the alleged scandal associating you and Mrs Abnoba?Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
I think Pizza's right, we're slowly roasting.
Well that doesnt exactly cross the line to become news in here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Double A
I am not so certain about that. What if we are actually bunch of turkies inside an oven?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagemusha