Emperor's new One-word story...

fire

which was burning up the

ascot

and a

Schokoeis

which

was

surprisingly

pink

and

Quid

blue

and

Quid

round

when

John Paul Jones

decided

to say

"umm.."

jump into the fire

with

Betsy Ross

so.

George S Patton (yes american history)

is'

super

dooper

Quid

compared to

Monty (sorry just had to say that) ~;)

Burns (from the simpsons)

who

released

potatoes

rather

than

shrimp

into

the

wild

blue

french

scum of the earth

raiders that

took marmite

and vodka

and bloodsausages than they farted like

pigs

(DON"T LET IT DIE!)

and

buttered

their bread

whilst

Homer

recited

the

Odessey

under

the red moon and

an N1

so....

the commies landed on the moon

and said

, "comrade

comrade, our comrades will be comradishly pleased"