wow LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix cant wait to use that unit, it looks so cool , and so.... black ~D !!!
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wow LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix cant wait to use that unit, it looks so cool , and so.... black ~D !!!
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Confidentix/Confidix/Confix/Cix
https://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y1...rix/bartix.jpg
The Confidentix are a mysterious lot, amongst the elite of the varied bartixian mercenaries. Not much is known about them, as they are always shrouded under a Bartixian black veilix mysterix*, giving away nothing of their equipment to their varied enemies, until it's too late. Sometimes they might carry Phlagix hoplitix style equipment, enabling them to stab people pretty good, sometimes fighting in Pandix methods, breathing fire or even using the fearsome 150ft pikes.
Historically, the Confidentix were a varied lot that sprung up into existence during the war resulting from the invasion of urANUS. These mysterious Bartixians would communicate in complex smilix messages, and, while offering their services to all nearby warlords and generals, only Bartixians could understand their meeaning. Near the end of the urANUS conflict the Uranians managed to decipher one of these smilix plates enabling them to use a small number of Confidentix mercenaries, but these renegades were quickly decimated in the battle of Kangix lake, where an elite Bartixian Katapraktix wing flow over their 150ft pikes and crushed them from above.
*veilix mysterix is a cunning camouflage device designed by an ingenious Bartixian scientist Kikkulix Tippux before the urANUS conflict. The Confidentix adopted it quickly in order to stay hidden from the Uranian death ray and to prevent Bartixian peltastix's heat sekking darts from hitting them and pincushing them pretty bad.
Hahahahahahaha. I cannot wait.
What happend to the original bartix thread, it needs to be stickied.
I think it was locked by some 20-watt light bulbs who didn't understand the humor.
too bad for them, they need to update wattage to 40. Y'know maybe 'Bartix foggix' could be a hotkey special ability like phalanx... *muses*
You mean the special function for the Bartixian Confidentix unit?
yep that's what he means, I suggest you also make a special attack for the 20-watt light bulbs throwers so that they can confuse their enemies. :bulb: :bulb2: :bulb: :bulb2: :bulb: :bulb2: :bulb: :bulb2: And I'd love to see some packs of defender trolls
https://img223.imageshack.us/img223/...eathray7gg.gif
I've been hard at work at least 30 seconds and can now release this screen shot of a late era urANUS deff rayix in action.
Jesus these units are even better then EB's :jawdrop: :charge: ~;)
:charge: :charge: :charge:
:duel: :duel: :duel: :duel:
:dizzy2: ~:eek: :dizzy2: ~:eek: :dizzy2:
Ohh, check out the latestscreenshots:
https://img230.imageshack.us/img230/...kman8ev.th.jpg
Stickmen!
Haha ~:) Nice work Viking, keep that up!
Those stickmen are mighty impressive! ~:cheers:
this thread always cracks me up!
Btw: will you actually be able to download this?
Hey, I'm quite sure I read somewhere that the stickmen used longer sticks. I hope this error will not be in the final version! Anyway, keep up the good work.
Actually, yes :wreck:
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=49894
The fact that someone would go to the time and effort to actually make stickmen for the game...it horrifies me.
that 20-watt light bulb just happened to be khelvan .. . . may the gods help you with this matterQuote:
Originally Posted by Afro Thunder
Uh-oh. That doesn't sound good.
I did not lock it because I didn't understand the humor.
Actually, Khevlan had good reason to lock it. Just read the last one or two pages. It got pretty nasty in there.
And before then, he was joking along with everyone else (after a few valiant attempts to get Abokasee to clarify his question).
-Simetrical
valiant to the extreme--but eventually people sorta deciphered he meant Baktria, by which time Bartix had been uncovered by archaeological expeditions under the Indian Ocean to have been an existent, historical wonderlandix that fell because its leader and heir and factioners all died of the plagix, or something to that extentix.
Bartix is not gone. infact, i am preparing the grand army for a huge campaign:charge:
It's called operation "Blitzkrix" ~D
Also, Bartix seems to have found the wonders of technology, and something called bartixlogosmall.jpg is molesting my computer, along with a few other nasty things.
Damn you Bartixianix Gods!1!
There is only one thing you can do: sacifice a smiley to abokasix.
I suggest you use this one: :smug:
he's just asking for it... :devilish:
Abokasix needsix no smilix... they are his giftix to us... Long live Abokasee! Damn, he shouldn't be god of smilix, he should be god of Bartix! He was its creator... That's it! I'm going to write a Creation Myth of Bartix in the Mead Hall. :-D
WOW, i just noticed that this thread is more popular them alot of the real EB updates ~:eek:
Bartix transcends all Mods! ^_^ Abokasee has created a legend. Remember how gamers could laugh at their own inside jokes that no one uninitiated into the game could understand? Well, Bartix has found its way into the RTW joke mythos...
Something more enduring, I hope, then the Cherry Vanilla version and the Senate!
Alin, if you still got the files for the general on your HD would it be nice if you could e-mail them to me. I`ll PM it to you if you have ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by alin
Unfortunately, Alin lost his hard drive and all his work. This almost certainly includes the Bartixian general. Alas.
Ouch! That was sad to hear!
my heart breaks...how did he/she lose the hard drive?
I thought the preview was lacking in buildings, so here you see the highest level tempel avaible to the Bartixians:
https://img65.imageshack.us/img65/30...boix2hd.th.jpg
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Viking, it's Abokasix, not Aboix! But, all that aside...
AT LAST A PLACE FOR ME TO DIRECT MY DUE OBEISANCE TO MY CREATOR AND LORD! ALL HAIL ABOKASIX! *kowtows, grovels*
XD
Ah ze memories.
Maybe something for EB II, no?