We must crush Crazy frog like a grape, along with his friends of irritateiness.
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We must crush Crazy frog like a grape, along with his friends of irritateiness.
Can i be Grandmaster?
I wish to join you my brothers together we will smite this frog thing and all his other annoying noise making things.
Yes, let more join our ranks as comrades in the Order... I wonder if Jamster have a forum...
You are on the list.
We need a new name...any ideas? :help:
You should ask the guy who invented bartix(abos... ~:confused: ).
lol guess what..... i reading the description for the anti crazy frog petition i look up at hte top of the page and it says download the crazy frog ringtone for your cellphone i just find that pretty funny
Count me in.
I hate that little b@st@rd...
You mean me? I would be honoured to be one, and I hope one day to do some samurai martial arts.Quote:
Originally Posted by mongoose
I am a gerenal of samurai armies in STW though. ~D Let me lead Beseker and his men. ~:) We will defeat Jamster for sure.
@Roark you will be put on the list.
What is wrong with the Knights of the Order of Anti-Jamster?Quote:
We need a new name...any ideas?
I never watch MTV so I my thoughts are still pure. But this sounds like a just quest to me, all annoying advertisments that repeat themselve too much deserve to be smited by the order of the light. Good sirs I ask you to accept my sword, for it will serve you well it the many battles to come :duel:
Let's prepare the fields for the crows, for honour :charge:
Ok, i guess it will work...
I don't think it would be a good idea to change our name to often, anyway.
@Fragony
Welcome to the crusade! :medievalcheers:
Yes, stick with the Order of the Anti-Jamster Crusade...
well, we need a badge...and uniforms, they cant say no to a good solid uniform
Hows about red tunics, black trousers, black boots and bearskin hats?
No why don't we have our anti-frog pictures and tattoo them on our face and have T-shirts made from 100% Crazy frog skin and have furry hats made from fluffy's fur and Tweety's too. For our weapons why don't we have the handle like this, a dagger impaling Nessie the smegging dragon. any more ideas?
I don't have any idea what this "frog" is but that creature...it has penis and helmet ~:eek: ...It must be evil. It must be destroyed!
That's the stuff, recruit people before they know of the Frog's true evils! They shall never have to bear true witness to them, the pure folk!
my vote for uniform....beige shirts and trousers with Space corps on them, plus we have to walk around with H's on our forhead.....Red Dwarf Style
or legionarre uniforms with the word SMEG written in giant letters
Since were the Order of the Anti-Jamster Crusade we need a knights symbol. :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight: :knight:
I think we need a scientist who does some research for us. He should find out what chemicals destroy evil-not-a-frog-at-all-thingys with a penis and a helmet.
In short: We use chemical weapons againts jamster! ~D
~:grouphug: Join the crusade! ~:grouphug:
Can't we just stab him?
ya how do i get my ajc sig to show?
nevermind as you can see ^
Glad to hear it! ~:cheers:
Now...go start other threads! every one must know! For every 9 forums that think we are trying to sell some thing, there will be one that doesn't!
what about smegs?? i feel insulted! Invade bartix !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mongoose
:charge: :charge: :charge: :duel: :duel:
and various other characters
:tongue2:
The first part will be a video of an uphill battle called "Charge of the 26th smeg brigade" :charge:
On a related note, the game will be about avenging that battle... ~;)
So would you include me in the game? :knight:
Long live the frog good!
You would carry the "frog" around on a throne. :charge:
"Goes and hires couple of Bartixians for the job". :idea2:
Fine :brood:
Can someone explain to me what "jamster" or that "evil not-a-frog" is? :lost:
I feel something big is organised here! :charge:
No, it is better that you do not know, keep your mind sound and your heart pure, free from the frog, and join our crusade for the righteous way!
Join the crusade now! don't watch the not-a-frog video! It's to late for us but you can save your self! RUN!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by PyrrhusofEpirus
I, King Henry V, hereby decide to take the Cross and I pledge my billmen and longbowmen to fight the infidel Frog!
do i die....plz say i dont die...wait a minute, 26th smeg brigade??? ha ha ths not in my division... i dont have to die :duel: i dont have to die :duel: i dont have to die :duel: ~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by mongoose
EDIT: I am one of the characters...for the character design i want it as real as possible...i am a 7ft tall muscle-bound monster of a man who has flowing blonde hair and is well "endowed" below the belt..hehe
I confess! I was curious! I saw the evil in his eyes!:evil: :scared:
(and his upside down diabolic horn! ~;) )
Know your enemy: Crazy-evil-satanic-diabolic-luciferic-not-a-frog-thingy! :evil:
This things happening to the sinful West!
You are doomed!:end:
You have been cursed for separating from the Holy-enlightened-wise-eternal-everlasting-the Light of World-etc..(!) East!
Nothing can save you!
(Except if you show repentance :wings: and join the Holy-enlightened-wise-eternal-everlasting-the Light of World-etc..(!) East)!!!
henry...you can join my smeg legion. i need recruits cos aparently mongoose has decided to sacrifice one of me brigadesQuote:
Originally Posted by King Henry V
Quote:
Originally Posted by PyrrhusofEpirus
Isnt europe part of the west??
The spawn of the Antichrist, in the form of a ringtone company and its annoying mascot.Quote:
Originally Posted by PyrrhusofEpirus
Yeah, that's right, a company that sells mobile phone ringtones. They produce absolutely nothing. The devil take them all.
I will join. I hate that frog thingy. It should be killed
For argument sake, NO! :argue: (j/k ~D )Quote:
Originally Posted by King of Atlantis
Good...put either a link to the thread or the picture in your sig... :balloon2:Quote:
Originally Posted by nic_vee
the AJC is growing stronger and stronger :balloon2:
how many members do we have ?
:balloon2:
I saw a new frog advert today. It was advertising:
- A frog dancing game, you know where you have to press the buttons at the right time.
- A video of the frog.
And something else that I have forgotten.
We should all use the same avatar group. (all of the crusade)
Only if it is Roman.Quote:
We should all use the same avatar group. (all of the crusade)
How can I have the username "Martinus" and not have a Roman avatar?
No, it should be some kind of priest. That or a knight.
It's a crusade after all.... ~D
No we shouldn't do that , I like my avatar the way it is. ~;)
:balloon2:
Maybe we could ask an admin if we could have our own special name colour or something similar. That would seperate us from the Infidels.
INFADELS!!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!! grrrr...
We should slowly cut them up with pocket knifes for being such savages!
~D
Go to user CP, click avatar. . . .etc. . . .Quote:
Originally Posted by Martinus
~D
anybody seen the bear yet? it jusy came out in the kingdom of smeg (isle of man) and it is about as annoying and sacreligious as the others
isn't the bear from ''Ringtone king '' in stead of Jamba ?
or do you mean the new koala bear ?
we should also declare war on Ringtone king, it's creations are just as evil as jamsters
:balloon2:
Yes and spyware and adware companies.Quote:
we should also declare war on Ringtone king, it's creations are just as evil as jamsters
*cough cough*Quote:
kingdom of smeg (isle of man)
Lister is a Scouser, ie from Liverpool. Therefore the Kingdom of Smeg is Liverpool. :bow:
Tell what craix frox and the video that replaced crazy frog got then. :help:
:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:
:duel: :duel: :duel:
:furious3: :furious3: :charge: :charge:
:furious3: :furious3: :furious3: :furious3:
I signed, add me on
@Budwise, you are on the list.
Liverpool was a colony of Smeg....plato AND homer said soQuote:
Originally Posted by Martinus
DEATH TO SPYWARE!!! :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: ~:cheers:
The evil-not-a-frog-at-all-thingy is a clear sign of total degradation of the sinful West! It is targeting the youth and converting them to its obedients, so to fulfil its cruel dominance over the earth! :evil3:
However considering the risk of evil spreading in our pure East ( :saint: ) (In fact there is an egoistic reason: yesterday my little sister drive me to listen this evil sound, which someone send to her evil-apparatus-mobile-phone! :end: ~;) ), I decided to help the withstanding holy AJ Crusade! :knight:
The thingy is evil! It's everywhere! Even in the AJC HQ have its obedients! Essentially the Crusaders need to have absolute secrecy, faith, courage, decisiveness and efficacy and need to be absolute undercover, faithful, courageous, decisive and drastic! ~:handball:
Here are my XII prudent counsels:
I. The Crusaders must have a secret meeting and decide how their meetings will stay secret!
II. If the secret expose they must take immediately decisions on what decisions will take!
III. The Crusaders must take immediately decisions on what actions will take!
IV. The Crusaders must take actions immediately, without further delay!
V. It is very important to decide first, before taking any actions!
VI. Don't procrastinate! Act now! ~:handball:
VII. Open to the people! They must listen the true Word!
VIII. Be as secret as possible! Don't let anyone be informed of AJC plans!
IX. The Crusaders must use the forums that spread the Word!
X. Use enemies weapons! Be cunning! For example start innocuous threads like this That b*stard frog!! The enemy is cruel! The fight is implacable! :duel:
XI. Crucify its obedients! Hunt them! Burn them! Hang them! Nuke them! You can't be pity! There is no time for compassion! :hanged: :whip:
XII. Show your superiority! Fight with nobility! :knight: Show mercy to its followers! Spread the true word! Only this way its followers will abjure the evil!
PS
XII. Quit all your efforts! You are doomed! :end:
XIV. Fight till the end! Don't desert! :charge:
~;) ~:cheers: ~:cheers:
So, I guess I will add you to the list.
Yeah, it's official, heavengames is paranoid about advertising! posted a thread there, and well look...
did i do sumting rong? is it actually advertising? god i'm so confused ~:confused: ~:confused:
They seem to think you were advertising the .Org, lousy jackasses. I wouldn't advertise in Xenophobic places like that if i were you.
For the love of god...HG is way to tribal. They are now an enemy of the .org. Any one who posts here and at HG should be the next target for the lynch mob ~D
Ian, don't post "join the crusade" post "Stupid crazy frog" and add the link to the .org thread. It stinks that we have to do it that way, but thats the only way it will no be called advertising.
Some thing along the lines of "There are two threads at totalwar.org" and make sure you add a link to the first one.
ye, i doubt i'll be posting at HG for a while...i think my name has become synonymous(sp??) with dirty, stinking, awful .org advertising
Don't use links to this fourm.
Tell them to setup their own list. While don't tell them, suggest it. And include the petition.
Ahh! We must destroy the heathens at heavengames :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:
Calm down people. No need to do anything that you might regret. *Starts sharpening sword* ~D
We finally have a place to send our crusader armies ~D
Some guys on heavengames stole my name hes Centurion_13 :furious3: i will beat him to the ground
thats the spirit ~D
Don't be quite so harsh. they despise the evil-not-a-frog-at-all-thinghy as much you do. ~:grouphug:
http://aoe3.heavengames.com/cgi-bin/...=2,22417,30,10
Good thing i found that before sending a PM to martinus saying "Assemble the knights, we strike HG before dawn. their will forums will swell with spam and threats"
:charge:
Hahaha! Let the crusaders for ranks and sign up for battle at heaven games, and let us join them in denouncing the heatherous Frog!
We must go to other forums aswell.
And while your at it, could somebody bump the TWC thread? :help: i would do it but i think i had the last post.
yes, listen to our great leader mongoose (now theirs six words i thought i'd never say in a sentence) and calm down for GODS SAKE!!!*sniffs with hay fever* i saw the post on AoE3 heaven and i realised what i'd done....i'd posted it in their version of the frontroom where the freaks hang out..Quote:
Originally Posted by mongoose
*ian_of_smeg hides behind his smeg legions while quietly reminding everyone of all the work he's done....starting the smeg legion, volun..VOLUNTEERED (by mongoose) to be the first wave in the first attack on jamster and also volunteered to be next leader when i kill....they kill mongoose* :help:
That why you didn't follow the X. counsel, knight ian_of_smeg16!Quote:
Originally Posted by ian_of_smeg16
~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by PyrrhusofEpirus
Yeah, OD is more or less the freak sub-forum. The other Off-topic forums are better.
spread the hatred! ~:grouphug: I have started three threads at other forums. 2 of which were not closed. That's a 60 percent chance of survival! :charge:
Just make sure that you say "DAMN THE 'CRAZY FROG'!!!" not "Join the crusade!"
Remember to say "there are some thread at the .org" and then add links.
EDIT: You might be able to defeat me, but you would die afew weeks later from rabies ~;)
acording to heaven games you have just advertised. :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:Quote:
Originally Posted by mongoose