becouse you want to ride a white horse.
what is the meaning of life?
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becouse you want to ride a white horse.
what is the meaning of life?
Ask, and you shall recieve ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by kagemusha
How do we improve the Frontroom?
Ban EmueQuote:
Originally Posted by AntiochusIII
Why don't the mods start banning annoying spammers?
Because spammers are sexy.
Who are the spammers?
The guys with the most stupid answers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shaka_Khan
Who posts the most intelligent questions?
*hides behind couch*
me~:cheers:Quote:
Originally Posted by AdrianII
why am I dead
Beirut killed you.
Why would he do that ~:confused:
I plague him with threads about sex fighting and numbers~:)
Why do we have mods
Stupid answer: To fill the .org power vacuum.Quote:
Originally Posted by strike for the south
How can you tell when the power vacuum is full? ~:)
when you feel the axe in your neck.~D
Why Moderators have robes?
because they have a excuse to keep you in the washing machine!
Why is it that life sucks and computers are the only thing that's good?
becouse you are always smarter then the AI.
why wont anyone let me out of the washing machine?
Because you're getting dizzy and it's fun to watch!~:cool: ~D
now why don't I use this smiley: :knight:
Its becouse you look weird today.~D
Where are your helmet and Yari spear?
Deep in the vaults of power.
Do you guys want to play with my Ding-an-Sich?
No, I really Kant do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Byzantine Prince
Who comes after Louis IV?
the Fat, whoever he is ... .
In whom do we trust?
cold steel.
why native americans painted them selves?
They didn't like their skin tone.
Left or Right?
Forward.
Do stairs go up or down?
There are two types. Upstairs and downstairs.
Why?
becouse.~D
what is the truth?
42.~D
Where are we going?
towards the end.
Where did we come from?
Me!
Why is the world flat?
So God can flip it around to allow for days and nights.Quote:
Originally Posted by Copperhaired Berserker!
Anyone seen my car lately?
because triangles are cirkel ifs a²=(b*c*cos(a))/r²-b²*(-4)ac)...or wha that the one for squares? oh no that's if a donkey has red ears...I don't know...was it purpel with flowers on it?
is this a question or a balloon?
A ballon
What is spam?
Reversed maps.
Who's your daddy?
you are
why are kittys big
Dogs are cool.
Why am I running out of jokes?
Because you waste them by telling them to people ;)
Could cheese survive in outer space?
No, it can't survive in the udder side
Why am I not posting?
Cheese would conquer the outer space.
Why im not drunk?
yes.
my cat's name is Muffin. damn why is it so hard to make a question?
wait...cat big are black! no that isn't a question either damn't. why oh why is it so damn difficult???
becouse you have had enough pie for one day.~D
Why is it dark at night?
Because you forgot to pay your eletricity bills.
What is in the box?
suprise.
the question is who has the box?
The boxman.
Who is the eggman?
The one who came before the chickenman. Or the other way round.Quote:
Originally Posted by Craterus
Would you like some fries with that?
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00110000100011110001! (Stupid anwser in Bianary)
Why does corn make so many women frisky?
Because so many women can't believe it's not butter. (I know this is strange but please understand that this is a Stupid questions get stupid answers game ~D ).
I know why but I don't know how women act frisky. What exactly is "frisky"?
Kind of like when you let a toddler has 3 Snikers bars a pot of coffee and a dozen or so Sugar cubes.
Why can't I have I a pet avacado?
Becouse you would have rotten pet in no time.~;)
Why are Sundays so sleepy?
because i like to sleep.
why do people eat?
eat or be eaten.~;)
Why i am running out of cigarettes always on Sunday mornings?
Because you smoke too much. Or you don't buy enough.
Why smoke?
mans got to die on something.~D
if the boxman has the box,what is he going to do with it?
Store it, and store other boxes within it.
Where is the love?
Inside those pink elephants.
Why do I like pink elephants?
Because they're not blue?
Why aren't they blue?
becouse they should be gray.
why are elephants so bright?
They have big brains.
Why do they have big noses?
'Cause if their ears were big they'd fly away.
Why do pet cucumbers make so many women frisky?
Becouse Louis you are coming more decadent every day.~;p
what is the brightest animal?
A white mouse.
Why do apples fall from trees?
because apples are mean and want to hit people in the head.
are the dolphins nice?
Only if they're larger than sharks.
Are traffic-lights good?
I think those have evil plans.
where is the winter?
In the snowy mountains.
When will it come?
just before Santaclaus comes.
Why there is no snow in Australia?
Because it never rains in Sahara.
Why is snow white?
becouse if it would be green or red, little children would eat all the snow.
Why im not at somewhere where is warm and Sun shines?
Because you don't live there.
Why do birds fly?
because they are ambitious.
what will be TW IV about?
About birds.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
because it was suicidal.
what does this smiley mean?:fishbowl:
It's the New Orlean is Under water Smiley
Why do I get a kick out or harming little Squirrels?
You love to hear them squeal.
Why are pigs fat?
because they are creedy.
whats best in life?
"To crush your enemies and to hear the lamentation of his women"-Conan the Barbarian.
What's the meaning of life?
life.~:)
Whats behind the corner?
Big bad wolf.
Why is he behind the corner?
because he is sneaky.
What is the big bad wolf hiding?
He's hiding from the little red riding hood.
What makes wolf so sneaky?
he cant help it, he is a predator.
where is the grandmother?
Gone to play Bingo.
Why does the wolf eat grannies?
Because I said so
Why am I a Copperhaired Berserker!?