Lmao! Nice Paint work.
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Lmao! Nice Paint work.
https://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1923/0005ce2.png
Leave me be! The city inevitably fell after 3 consecutive assaults, although we fought down to the last man.
https://img297.imageshack.us/img297/8818/0021bc0.png
Have no idea how this happened.
i tend to believe those egyptians will defeat that crusade:egypt:
Something I found while modding.
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/ua...m2tw_error.JPG
No way... this is for April Fools Day, right? Are they planning... Oh, no! Not a Fantasy Total War, please SEGA don't...
I had this weird bug where my faction leader suddenly looked like the Pope.
He decided he should ambush his alter ego so he could take his place, and this is what happened:
https://img122.imageshack.us/img122/6210/popiqi7.jpg
Well kind of bug - you know me ;)
That is cool, any idea how it happened(apart from a bug)?
Both alpaca and uamine are using mods.
Alpaca has a wierd minimap that doesn't have usual colors.
Uamine has "dragon breeders" listed as one of the possible buildings which is not true for vanilla M2TW
Either that, or Uamine photoshopped his picture.
alpaca's is a stripped down mod, lacking most files and for testing purposes. Maybe the pope is in by default for a general's model.
uanime has that from his own mod (probably a plug for it judging from his sig)
Attempting to lead the way in siege innovation, here is the Polish Siege Ladder! No ladder required!
https://i104.photobucket.com/albums/...52/polish1.jpg
And when you run out of shoulders to stand on, the air works just as well.
https://i104.photobucket.com/albums/...52/polish2.jpg
jeje
Today is a bad day to be Aztec
Soldier1: "I wonder whether we will even get to see any Aztecs?"
Soldier2: "Aye, either they'll have run away by the time they noticed our fleets approaching or our comrades in arms have driven them back over the other end already"
Soldier1: "I should have stayed home and waited for the next wave of Timurids instead"
https://img237.imageshack.us/img237/8084/0000wq5.jpg
Settings:
Timescale 1.0, starting year 1100, World is round at turn 94.
Note each ship is a single carrack carrying 20 regiments of troops (mostly Obudshaers, Chivalric Knights, Hospitaller Knights, Generals, Serpentines, Cannons, Veteran units and a few Elephants)
Only thing that can stop you now is "Montezuma´s Revenge"....not that many toilets in South America....
https://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4569/0004ur3.jpg
Gangstah talk in the 12. century.
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Originally Posted by FactionHeir
Euhm.....congrats!
How did you do that in 94 turns?
I actually took it slow and with diplomacy, but striking back fierce fully when betrayed. I had victory conditions by turn 50 (mainly by buying off towns from the AI early on) and started building up for mongols and timurids. Had my armies wait outside town during the plague so only lost half my family but no soldiers. I shipped people from spain, southern italy, greece, middle east and england to Lisbon where I was building the naval drydock when it became available at 94 and started that building at turn 95 at Cordoba, Marrakesh, Genoa and Palermo. Transferred troops directly from dragon boats onto carracks and sailed west (to go east according to the narrator).
Do note that those are all my forces and I had noone in the middle east defending when the second wave of timurids arrived (note yerevan was plundered)
Eventually did build up a few troops there to stop them, but that's another story.
Pity I didn't take a screen when I fought aztecs on a volcano (I initially thought that terrain would prevent me from even reaching them, but eventually I did with all troops exhausted :p )
https://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0007zr1.jpg
Fear me great welsh shadow warriors.
You call that SLOW?!?Quote:
Originally Posted by FactionHeir
Actually yes. Steamrolling would mean victory by turn 35-40 with a reputation of despicable, but I had a reputation of trustworthy by the end of my campaign. You can try it yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Afro Thunder
Right at the start of the game when you can get 6-8k in florins per alliance/map/trade offer and more if you sell your princess or buy theirs. If you collect those florins OR trade those things for a town instead, you can have towns all over the map fairly early. From those you can then expand into rebel settlements other factions usually would expand to as you get a free merc garrison on buying settlements.
If you then play aggressively but at the same time only attack those who declare war on you (never declaring war on someone yourself), you keep a good reputation and are free to plunder.
Eh, I guess I'm not really into the Alexandrian approach to building empires.
Denmark isn't even one of the better factions to blitz with. If you are HRE or Venice you could easily complete victory conditions in under 30 turns with a well planned crusade
Its clearly a capture the flag game, poor bugger just should have looked over his shoulder before he took the flag.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheogorath
While this is a screenshot is from my mod the Starfort and it's text is real. If you go edit the export_descr_buildings.txt file so that a castle building can only be built if you have a huge_city you can get the Starfort to appear.Quote:
Originally Posted by FactionHeir
Code:Example:change this
c_gothic_armourer castle requires factions { northern_european, middle_eastern, eastern_european, greek, southern_european, }
{
convert_to 5
capability
{
armour 6
}
material wooden
construction 7
cost 15000
settlement_min large_city
upgrades
to this
c_gothic_armourer castle requires factions { northern_european, middle_eastern, eastern_european, greek, southern_european, }
{
convert_to 5
capability
{
armour 6
}
material wooden
construction 7
cost 15000
settlement_min huge_city
upgrades
When you start the game the Starfort will appear after the Cidadel, though it's impossible to build it.
No screen there mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by uanime5
wut is he talking about what dam screen i just see some nombers and letters
http://www.sbroadbent.com/image/tw/0000.jpg
Here's one I call "Converting Thesalonica". I count 6 Venetian Priests (3 Cardinals, 3 Priests), versus 2 Byzantine Priests, with 2 more on the doorstep.
Current conversion status is 57% Catholic.
I noticed the Byzantine priests start to flock to that province a few turns ago. Unfortunately my Agent Limit has been reached with regards to Priests. Once the conversion process becomes too slow they'll be headin down to the holy land.
Don't be silly...they're having a Synod/Council!Quote:
Originally Posted by sbroadbent
lol...
Durka durka durka, Brittania Jihad!
https://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6632/jihadjl2.png
This one is from a little series I like to call 'Ur doin it rong lol'
https://img214.imageshack.us/img214/...trong2jfg0.jpg
The famed Battle of the Redoubt, where the Scotts stood around like idiots and got %90 of their army killed by Turkish archers. Historians later discovered that the Scotts were all drunk.
https://img214.imageshack.us/img214/6010/idiotjiy8.jpg
"Remember lads, Englishmen will only charge if you look them in the eye. Just pretend they arent there and they'll go away."
https://img409.imageshack.us/img409/...noreitjgk3.png
This one isnt particularly funny, but I like it. Originally I was going to do some marching and make a Youtube video, but the parade got bunged up somehow and ended looking distinctly unimpressive.
I wish now that I had managed to get a screencap with the Great cross in front of these guys.
https://img413.imageshack.us/img413/...ngnessjfi3.jpg
how do you put pictures up on here?
image shack?
photobucket?
they don't work for me....just comes up with the code!
some funny screenies here!
Imageshack, they show up for me.
Did you try copy/pasting the code into your browser?
A cool glitch: The Danish emblem is visible from behind the rebel flag
https://img406.imageshack.us/img406/...lglitchzd4.png
Edit: For some reason, clicking on the picture to try and enlarge it links to the guild mainpage. Why?
My general, the sole survivor during a siege on one of my towns, managed to repel 5 regiments of mercenary spearmen and won the battle all by himself.
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...i-san/0020.jpg
Great screenshot. That man should be worshipped by all the Empire now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Omisan
reminds me of the good ole days of mtw/vi when 20 royal knights with high valor would totally rout your army before you barelly even started fighting them.
These guys just refused to obey my order and abandon the walls. Something about faith in God.
https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y1...536/0053-1.jpg
Having been shunned by society for their freakish feet, these men were forced to battle in foreign lands for the glory of God.
https://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y1...536/0000-1.jpg
LOL freaking hilarious Quickening!!!
i like trashing a city with rocket launchers :laugh4:
Notice his name as well as his description:
Sorry it's so small, I can't get it any bigger; Basically, his name is Miroslav the Chivalrous, but he has five dread points
https://img410.imageshack.us/img410/821/ifusaysoip1.png
Holy Prepuce...? :inquisitive:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_prepuce
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v...i-san/0022.jpg
Crazy Catholics....
Reason why you should not always trust the Pope...
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One of the most useless traits i've ever seen......a negative one at least DOES something :laugh4:
I call this one "God save me from the great unwashed"
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The Holy War
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Take Caen and inheret the holy sea - I had to wait 30mins for these guys to move out of the castle
The latest addition of secret weapons:
[IMG]https://img207.imageshack.us/img207/...0001wc8.th.jpg[/IMG]
How to defend a town part one. You place the garrison outside the walls.
[IMG]https://img207.imageshack.us/img207/...0025li3.th.jpg[/IMG]
And now step two.
[IMG]https://img207.imageshack.us/img207/...0026cw9.th.jpg[/IMG]
You place a second army in an ambush on the other side of the town. It is a guaranteed success.:oops:
Looking for a good general Sir? I have all the qualities you want. I like to marry your 16 year old daughter.
[IMG]https://img207.imageshack.us/img207/...0006gv3.th.jpg[/IMG]
HEALTH WARNING : Artillery service may cause throat problems and hearing loss.
https://img207.imageshack.us/img207/...oom1bq3.th.jpg
:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ars Moriendi
BTW @Monsieur Alphonse: What happened to the British at your 2nd and 3rd screenshot? Did they decide to migrate from British Isles to Middle East?
Yeah! Those British isles are cold, windy, wet and full of very dangerous ....... sheep. Besides why conquer all the way to the East to meet those Mongols if you can migrate and meet them head on. It is a campaign full of fun. :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tran
I got a few:
This one's a quite hopeless counterattack while I was assaulting:
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These two are of the same battle:
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Really amusing! :2thumbsup: Keep em' coming
I'm not sure how to get sceenshots but I once saw a pope who not only had a good bit of dread but also was secretly female and a womanizer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tran
Apparently, a lesbian pope who was a dreadlord
aHahaha!!! that's just great right there... and the "Doh!" just added so much more to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by RobN
https://img515.imageshack.us/img515/...troubleza5.jpg
By robn at 2007-08-12
Sleeping ? Sunbathing ? Hit by deathray ? You decide :
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(this is from one of "death to stampy" replays by askthepizzaguy )
EDIT : spoil tags
:2thumbsup: Hahhaha... I'm glad this topic is alive again
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I've decide this thread needs re-animating, and here's my terrible attempt:
https://img61.imageshack.us/img61/641/wait4melo4.th.jpg
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob_the_great
Off topic , but what mod are you playing ? There's no Aragon in my game, and those unit cards look interesting ...
stainless steel
You need to get one of those that has "Hates Mongols" or "Hates Timurids".Quote:
Originally Posted by Rilder
And yes, it's an old post, but still funny enough I felt I needed to reply.
These are all hilarious, though ^_^
https://img212.imageshack.us/img212/5249/wowlo5.th.jpg
A plain old field battle on turn 6. I figure Englands pretty much out of the game after that one.
no ones posted a while so *bump*
https://img358.imageshack.us/img358/...dwinml3.th.jpg
This is on a Jerusalem campaign on turn 3, he's actually better than Richard the Lionheart lol
haha great thread,
lots of funny pics
The strength of their faith is matched only by the ungodly strength of their arms!
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(I think this was at Acre or maybe Mosul as a fortress)
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !
Never underestimate the faith of the pilgrims...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ramses II CP
It is not so much tha arms as the legs (having walked from Europa to Outremer does it for you...)
Nice pic... A really good laugh...:laugh4:
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lol, funny :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jasper The Builder
another bad attampt be me lol (just a bump really) [img=https://img63.imageshack.us/img63/4066/boulderzd9.th.jpg]
Trick riding, mid-battle style:
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:egypt:
Sailing in the sea of trees eh? :laugh4:
is that what they calll the sea of green? ~DQuote:
Originally Posted by Gaius Terentius Varro