You guys are all nuts, there's no way I'm going to vote based on evidence that is lacking. First round lynches always fail anyway.
Vote: Abstain
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You guys are all nuts, there's no way I'm going to vote based on evidence that is lacking. First round lynches always fail anyway.
Vote: Abstain
How dare you calll me nuts! :furious3: Unvote, Vote: spL1tp3r50naL1tyQuote:
Originally Posted by spL1tp3r50naL1ty
Whatever, doesn't make you any less insensible.
Round should be over, writeup commencing.
TALLY:
ATPG: 6 (Taka, WE, shlin, A1, atheotes, Iskander)
slashandburn: 2 (Sasaki, DG)
DG: 1 (slash)
A1_unit: 1 (EF)
CDF: 1 (Diana)
atheotes: 1 (Beskar)
split: 1 (tratorix)
Elite Ferret: 1 (CDF)
Abstain: split
Am I missing anything?
:laugh4:
Day One.
The group of insane individuals came upon the bloody mess that was Askthepizzaguy's body. They knew... they just KNEW... that Askthepizzaguy, even while dead, was still guilty for the slaughter which claimed even his own life. They knew that Askthepizzaguy must have hogtied himself, plugged an IV tube into his arm, and cut himself for hours, perhaps even days. They knew that Askthepizzaguy would do this to himself, and possibly others.
And so the destruction began. They grabbed whatever they could find, and began beating the living (or in this case, dead) daylights out of the lifeless corpse of Askthepizzaguy. They tore the head off of his body, and kicked it down the hallway like a soccer ball. They rode his torso all around the mess hall like a pony. They beat each other playfully with his arms and legs, and when they were all done having fun with these toys, they set Askthepizzaguy's body ablaze, and made sure, absolutely sure, that the body would never come back to life. And when that was done, they unleashed their respective willies and let loose their bladders, and put out the flames. They congratulated each other on their brilliance, those who were coherent enough to understand, anyway. Some simply nodded and made gurgling noises.
In the giant dumpster in the back of the facility, the chewed-up, slashed, and disembodied head of Askthepizzaguy lay silently, eyes closed. The skies became dark, and it started to rain. Thunder and lightning roared and flashed in the sky.
Alive: (15/16)
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
White_Eyes:D
atheotes
Tratorix
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Iskander 3.1
Elite Ferret
shlin28
splitpersonality
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro
Dead: (1/16)
Askthepizzaguy (still)
:skull: Don't think that desecrating my body will help you... You'd better find the evil ones here instead of wasting precious time... :skull:
It is now night phase. I will accept your night actions now, please.
OOC: You are a very sick man ATPG, REALLY starting to worry about you. :help: me, he is in my house
IC: OMG now look at this place, you all need to go, you all made such a mess, blood everywhere...must wash everything...it will be okay, just calm down and wash my hands 1...2...3...4...5...go back to my room and lock the door...turn lock 1...2...3...4...5...okay get control, thoughts out of my head, no need for worry...
That is one of the funniest things I've ever read.
What a waste of time though.
Pizza. Lightning. Experiment. Undead.
*Slowly backs away from the smoldering corpse of ATPG.*
Quick, his head is trying to escape!
OOC: That was totally worth it, even though we wasted the round.
OOC: Lol pizza after snatcher no one trusts you that its not an experimenal game.
FoS:Anyone who thinks it was a waste of time OOC:That was totally worth it:bounce:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Day one
i think we should lynch ATPG again just to make sure...
yes we should, don't you agree?
yes, yes, i think so...
I have to admit I chuckled a bit as I was writing it. Definitely one of my better deaths. :grin:
Absolutely!:laugh4: His head just moved - he's not dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by taka
That will teach those nasty reds. Stay out of my Pizza hut!
Night One
A figure with a disturbed look on his face wandered out to the back of the facility. This person peered down at Askthepizzaguy's lifeless head and smiled. It was a symbol... a reminder of atrocities past... an inspiration for atrocities to come. Carefully lifting the object out of the dumpster, the figure scurried off into the night to do some more evil deeds.
In the restrooms located in the south wing, someone had emptied all the water out of the toilets, and filled them with gasoline. After lighting a match, and spending a moment enjoying the awesome rush of ecstasy, the figure tossed it into the porcelain bown and watched the flames expand everywhere. It was entrancing... it was hypnotic... it was passion. Reaching out a hand, the figure felt the flames lick the skin, causing delightful pain. But someone was coming, so the figure retreated out of there and let the fire continue to burn.
Later, Tratorix was wandering around the halls... he seemed to be preoccupied with something. But then he felt as though someone was following him, and he spun around. After look at the stranger's face, Tratorix knew that this night would be his last. The crazed maniac grabbed him by the throat and smashed him against the wall with one hand, choking the life out of him and causing a concussion. Tratorix tried to fend off the attacker by kicking the assailant in the groin, in the stomach, in the ribs... nothing was working. The attacker grinned and threw Tratorix to the floor. Tratorix landed on his stomach and tried to wriggle away, but the figure was immediately upon him. Kneeling on his back, and grabbing his head, he began pounding his face into the floor. A stunned and weakened Tratorix could only struggle and scream for help while the figure began carving into his back with a blade of some kind. The sicko was brutally efficient, and by the time help arrived, they found Tratorix had a large wound in his back, and his kidneys had been removed. He died shortly thereafter.
Alive: (14/16)
Cultured Drizzt Fan
Taka
A1_Unit
White_Eyes:D
atheotes
Tratorix
slashandburn
Diana Abnoba
DisgruntledGoat
Iskander 3.1
Elite Ferret
shlin28
splitpersonality
Beskar
Sasaki Kojiro
Dead: (2/16)
Tratorix
Askthepizzaguy (still)
Day Two begins now. You have until 2359 Eastern time today to post and vote. If I am missing votes, an extension will be granted.
Another mess! I can't take it! Now someone wants organs. A kidney, do you know that the kidney filters waste from the body...makes urine...germs, there's germs everywhere...must wash my hands...1...2...3...4...5...need to go back to my room, need to be safe...lock the door...1...2..3...4...5...check it again 1...2...3...4...5...okay calming down.
I blame atheotes, under the atheotes is always guilty rule.
I blame Tratorix, vote for him. Just kidding.
But (and you know who you are) why didn't you send me another letter last night, like you promised? I waited and waited to hear from you... :sad:
Ok....we have someone who likes Fire(Pyromanic)...we need to start voting guys, who don't at least role play there Mental Illness..Mine is...hard to role-play since most Mafia players use it all the time:shrug:
To try and make it obvious...."Your trying to mess with my mind by role playing....aren't you?":inquisitive:(but we are in a Mafia game....of course, your trying messing with my mind:laugh4:)
Vote:Sasaki till, you at least hint at your crazy-side:clown:
Vote: Iskander What is with the " letter " and waiting for someone to send it to you? Are you trying to contact your mafia buddy, or are you just getting recruited by the mafia or some other player?
Remember Golden Rule :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by slashandburn
I think that was totally necessary even though I'm not actually playing the game.:2thumbsup:
Now i'll go back to following this game via telescope. :creep:
The ferret must die! His brain probe will kill us all you see!
Vote: Elite ferret
:yes: :questiong:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Vote:taka
vote:Sasaki
any reason for that vote?
gah...more blood... now i cant even walk along the hallway...my clothes might get stained :wall:
i cant believe i am in @#$#hole with all these dimwits...i do not deserve this :furious3:
These idiots should listen to me and just stop wandering at night.
Right back at you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Elite Ferret
my reason is you not giving a reason :clown: