^ lol practice the tantric sex ritual, anything for your soul right :wink:
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^ lol practice the tantric sex ritual, anything for your soul right :wink:
Actually, there is this obscure Tibetan sect that says "you can reach enlightenment by having sex"
Dirty old monks. I think the Japanese even have a word for "a fallen Buddhist monk"
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Originally Posted by pevergreen
Lol, she's kinda... freaky. "I'm having an orgasm against my will!" Hahaha!
"You asked her to stop, but she carried on anyways? Mark, it sounds like you've been raped..." HAHAHA!!!
I knew you'd see the funny side of it!Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
My favourite line is Mark's inner monologue: "Maybe that was actually good sex? Loosen up, Corrigan - that's what happens in the bedroom now: no old fashioned fumbling and kissing, a lesbian rapes you whilst you dream about your mother"
I love Peep Show. xD
If you all thought that episode was good you need to watch the one from season 6 with the house party.
Mark: Yeah, obviously it is only a tactical party. I'm only having a party to eventually get sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by tibilicus
Jez: This is only reason anyone in recorded history has had a party Mark!
Hahaha. Maybe a party and alcohol is the way to go for Hooah after all. :>
You would think the episode couldn't get any better at that point but then Super Hans turns up with a rented snake, which Mark then throws up on later. Best episode of season 6 by far.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
as long as its kosher :wink:Quote:
Mark: Yeah, obviously it is only a tactical party. I'm only having a party to eventually get sex.
Jez: This is only reason anyone in recorded history has had a party Mark!
Hahaha. Maybe a party and alcohol is the way to go for Hooah after all. :>
Um because I have booze and GIRLS DRINK FREE!Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
I don't know of any girls whom say "Well Im going to skip that party, me and John just don't share the same taste in kitchen tile"
That's why there was one comment, thats all it should take.Quote:
Flattery does work, but don't be so forthcoming with it; a constant stream of compliments isn't flattering, it's tiresome and slightly creepy. Play it cool.
Self-esteem issues.Quote:
What exactly are 'daddy issues'?
What I meant was... well imagine 'John' throws a party, yes? What obligates any girl, let alone the one he's hoping to do the horizontal samba with, to spend time talking to him when there's plenty of other guys around? Alcohol or not, you've still got to be able to keep her attention for a certain amount of time unless she's a slag.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
secura, secura, secura. my dear girl thats what my body is for.Quote:
What I meant was... well imagine 'John' throws a party, yes? What obligates any girl, let alone the one he's hoping to do the horizontal samba with, to spend time talking to him when there's plenty of other guys around? Alcohol or not, you've still got to be able to keep her attention for a certain amount of time unless she's a slag.
Well yes that's where the art of small talk comes in.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Slag is a pejorative slang term, primarily used in United Kingdom, the Republic of Ireland, New Zealand and Australia, to describe women who often engage in casual sex and promiscuous behaviour. Its meaning is broadly similar to the terms "slut" and "skank". It originally derives from the same term for piles of impurities skimmed off during the smelting of metals.-as per wiki
What is that supposed to mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Well, if he is asking about whether or not watching a television show will help him win her over, perhaps Hooah might appreciate some advice on small talk? It's not like a relationship... he isn't able to just say "I love you", not mean it and she'll fall for it (yes, I'm cynical, I know). He's essentially hoping to fool around with her a bit before college comes up, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
I have been assuming that this girl he likes isn't skanky, because I like to think a woman can appreciate her self-worth a little more than just sleeping around; it is little wonder people like that guy Fragony linked have such a poor appreciation for women if they act like sex objects.
However, you seem to believe she is, in fact, a skank. I don't really know what American women are like, so... I concede that you're probably right on this.
That'll teach me for trying to impart a little chivalry upon him even if it is just a little fooling around. :3
a girl sees me and she keeps talking to me. i daresay i look like a young gregory peck.Quote:
What is that supposed to mean?
or look up the bronze medalist in biathlon (croatia) hes like my twin from the nose on up.
did you jsut say all american women are skanky? the only brit girl i know is a total skank so...... that doesnt bode well for your nation my dear.
Yes, but on the same token why feign interest in some TV show when he just wants to fool around? Why be dishonest about the whole thing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Simply because she would fool around with Hooah does not mean she is a skank. 2 teenage kids having some fun is harmless. Now I don't think Hooah is the kind of guy whom would treat her like that, if he did then he would be a tool.Quote:
I have been assuming that this girl he likes isn't skanky, because I like to think a woman can appreciate her self-worth a little more than just sleeping around; it is little wonder people like that guy Fragony linked have such a poor appreciation for women if they act like sex objects.
Not to mention to, women sometimes use sex as the ultimate trump card. So lets not act like the street doesn't go both ways there
Once again two kids fooling around because they have an attraction does not make a skank, I'm sure she is nice girl and will make some man very happy someday but right now is not that time.Quote:
However, you seem to believe she is, in fact, a skank. I don't really know what American women are like, so... I concede that you're probably right on this.
I am the epitome of chivalry, I think we just have different veiwsQuote:
That'll teach me for trying to impart a little chivalry upon him even if it is just a little fooling around. :3
No, I said that I don't know what American women are like; I was actually assuming that his girl Hooah likes wasn't skanky, whereas Strike seems adamant that she probably is. He's more knowledgeable about your nation's women than I am, so it's likely he's right about these things and I'm not.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
And as for the United Kingdom... well, there's increasing numbers of teenage pregnancies and once girls hit eighteen, they're getting their boobs out for The Sun and trying to marry footballers. Go figure, Gregory Peck. :P
lol whatever. girls wanna have sex too its pleasing for everyone involved. (usually)http://metro-portal.hr/.../02/web_image/jakov_fak.jpg
So he should just bite the bullet and be honest then? I guess I see this from a different perspective (older than this girl, different country and such), but I wouldn't be so flattered if a guy just admitted he wanted to get fruity with me and that's it. I guess it's different strokes, really.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
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Simply because she would fool around with Hooah does not mean she is a skank. 2 teenage kids having some fun is harmless. Now I don't think Hooah is the kind of guy whom would treat her like that, if he did then he would be a tool.
I apologise for assuming you were labelling her as a skank. :3Quote:
Once again two kids fooling around because they have an attraction does not make a skank, I'm sure she is nice girl and will make some man very happy someday but right now is not that time.
Ahhhh, I can agree with you on this, although I've seen it backfire spectacularly; deny a guy sex too often or for too long, he'll go elsewhere. Men can be fickle at this age. :/Quote:
Not to mention to, women sometimes use sex as the ultimate trump card. So lets not act like the street doesn't go both ways there
I'm sure you can be quite the gallant knight.Quote:
I am the epitome of chivalry, I think we just have different veiws
coming to tame the dragon in her pants :laugh:Quote:
I'm sure you can be quite the gallant knight.
i daresay why not it means your a hottie, works on meQuote:
So he should just bite the bullet and be honest then? I guess I see this from a different perspective (older than this girl, different country and such), but I wouldn't be so flattered if a guy just admitted he wanted to get fruity with me and that's it. I guess it's different strokes, really.
He doesn't have to run up to her and say "I would like to have relations with you" but he shouldn't be pretending to be something he's not either. Once again a simple "hello, how are you" works much better than combing through the entirety of a sitcom.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
If they both have a mutual attraction they will FIND something to talk about.
Times have changed, if she is a skank than so is Hooah, fair play and all that.Quote:
I apologise for assuming you were labelling her as a skank. :3
Yes it also works as a tool to get what they want as well, if a girl doesn't want to have sex (and vice-versa) than she shouldn't be pressured into doing it. Really thats something you should know before getting into an exclusive relationship...Quote:
Ahhhh, I can agree with you on this, although I've seen it backfire spectacularly; deny a guy sex too often or for too long, he'll go elsewhere. Men can be fickle at this age. :/
A knight? America doesnt have kinghts!Quote:
I'm sure you can be quite the gallant knight.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
It could also mean they're just a pervert!Quote:
i daresay why not it means your a hottie, works on me
Then we'll hope for Hooah that's the case. He still has plenty of time to work out how he's going to go about things anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
You could be a gallant Texas Ranger? :DQuote:
A knight? America doesnt have kinghts!
well you cant be so crass as to go, "let me stick it in you!" you gotta be subtle like, "lets bang baby" works every time.Quote:
It could also mean they're just a pervert!
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no like me he is going to college in a couple of months (i asume lol) so hes gotta get it done now. I promised i wouldnt have any girlfriends at this time for exactly that reason. Im planning on taking candy the stripper to prom. lolQuote:
Then we'll hope for Hooah that's the case. He still has plenty of time to work out how he's going to go about things anyway.
They're not the same thing, then? :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Centurion1
Ahhhh, I see. Well, he has a few weeks to work with then, in the very least. Best to seize the moment though, before it passes him by entirely.Quote:
no like me he is going to college in a couple of months (i asume lol) so hes gotta get it done now. I promised i wouldnt have any girlfriends at this time for exactly that reason. Im planning on taking candy the stripper to prom. lol
Also, I'm sure Candy is going to fit right in at prom; just make sure you play it safe, eh? :>
He doesn't need a plan of attack, just go up to here and start talking.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
More like a cowboy, we're like southern gentleman but not gay.Quote:
You could be a gallant Texas Ranger? :D
of course. candy is very uh caring. lol.Quote:
Ahhhh, I see. Well, he has a few weeks to work with then, in the very least. Best to seize the moment though, before it passes him by entirely.
Also, I'm sure Candy is going to fit right in at prom; just make sure you play it safe, eh? :>
god one of my friends is seriously considering exactly that though. needless to say i am encouraging it for the lulz.
can you believe girls at my school expect us to ask them like now. my *** they can wait until i make up my mind.
or inbredQuote:
More like a cowboy, we're like southern gentleman but not gay.
Uh-huh. I have this feeling men wearing the chaps shouldn't cast stones.Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1u4CXlIYjyE
Americans are funny with their highly formalised dating and all that. Take her to dinner, take her to a movie, try to get a kiss, drive her home, and she'll invite you in for a cup of coffe or not. :sleeping:Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Or maybe that's mostly adult Americans. College and High School may be a bit more spontaneous. Hopefully a bit more fun too.
British women are the most skanky I know. They get pissed, then kiss the nearest guy within reach and force him to have sex with them before they inevitably pass out. Great fun.
French women, I would say they are skanky, but they quickly unlearned four decades of liberation and by now know better, what with machismo exploding back onto the scene and Paris now the worst :daisy: groping capital this side of Riyadh.
Yeah, but, that doesn't work for everybody. Some guys, you put a quarter in and press play, and the entertaining conversation doesn't stop. Always another witty remark where that came from.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Striko
Some don't have that, or lack the confidence. They need a little something to hold on to, to get them started.
she compared me to a summers day. :beam:
Overheated and sticky?
no. "thou art more lovely and more temperate."
seems like its working.