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The Madness of George IV
Came to mind, since I just heard today that in America, they had to change the name of 'The Madness of George III' to 'The Madness of King George', since the audience thought they had missed the first two productions. :laugh4:
"Artistic and Well Plotted Movie"
"The Lord of the Rings: Aragorn Takes a Holiday"
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
Monkey Tennis Clyde the Grass Court Specialist
I'd forgotten about the thread, sorry guys! Anyway, my favourites from this round were:
Subotan: Carry On Making Carry On Films
Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla: Artistic and Well Plotted Movie
johnhughthom: Indiana Jones and the Retirement Home Scavenger Hunt.
The next topic is:
Lines you'd never hear in a Bond film
That's OK James, it happens to every man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Bond: And what is your name?
Super Hot Assistant to the Bad Guy: Smith. Susan Smith.
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Bond (to waiter): Whiskey. No glass, just give me the bottle.
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Villian: And now Mr. Bond, you die! <shoots and kills Bond>
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Q (after equipment briefing): Double OH, the car is insured, so don't worry about bringing it back in one piece.
M (briefing Bond):We were going to send you off on a special mission but turns out this fellow Blofeld accidentally set of his doomsday weapon inside the secret hideout so the whole things off.
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M(Briefing the entire oo branch):Someone knows who charged that ferarii to the ministry now tell me and I wont be cross I promise.
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Bond hiding behind crates from sniper mobile goes off: A ring ding ding ding ding. A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg. A ring ding ding ding ding. Ring ding <two sniper shots ring out>
"James, I'm pregnant."
...and it's not yours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galain_Ironhide
Good one Galain. :laugh4: Sorry for the tag-on.
Due to spending cuts in the Ministry of Defence, we've all had to sacrifices, Bond. From now on James, it's ASDA George Suits, Holiday Inns and Maccy D's. Oh, and here's the keys to your Volvo.
Oh yeah, this Bond one is hysterical so far. Keep 'em coming. Volvo... :laugh4:
Well it looks like I have no gadget to handle this.
I want my martini stirred, thankyou very much......
It's time you did some real spy work, James, so here are six hundred hours of surveillance videotape which you need to watch starting ... now.
Gert Fröbe: Mr Bond, but I think it is time for you to realise why I am called 'Gold Finger.
I'll have a beer, Schultenbrau please
Go away incredibly attractive woman, I'm not in the mood.
"So Jaws, perhaps you could recommend me a good dentist?"
Gorgeous hot blonde - Whats the matter James? Why are you choking?!
James Bond - Damn it! I got my Arsenic pill mixed up with my viagra... cough, cough, gag..... dead.
Bond looks at camera: 'Looky, CIA - MI5 did manage to find the terrorists's secret underground lair...'
Q: Double-Oh, M had me make this special chastity belt for you to wear on the mission. It seems he has been embarrassed once too often by your on-video, post mission, um, "debriefings" with the ladies in front of a long list of dignitaries...<muttering under his breath> though the Queen doesn't seem to mind, God save her.
M: Bond, Moneypeny has filed a complaint against you for sexual harrassment. I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.
Due to government cutbacks we've decided to charge VAT on your licence to kill. That'll be fifty quid please.
Je suis Bond, James Bond
Bond's companion looks at the demise of this thread:
Companion: Good heaven's Bond, what happened to it?
Bond: I'm afraid this thread has gone out of fashion.
Companion: James, that wasn't very witty.
Bond: It died at its post?
Companion: Really Double-Oh, have you run out of death quips?
Bond: Oooo! I know! It has gone out of style!
Companion: Back to the fashion theme? That's rather weak, isn't it?
Bond: Ummm, it got page two-ed.
Companion: But it didn't - did it James? You know, MI6 has a really nice retirement package...
Bond: Hmmm. Maybe I should consider Social Security.
Companion: Brilliant James! Good one!
Bond: ???...Yes, of - of course...it went on Social Secura-ty.
I'd forgotten about it, sorry! Been a little busy-busy.
I'm off to sleep now, but will pick a winner or two tomorrow and bring a new topic. :bow:
That's quite alright. Sleep and busy are allowed. Real life must be tended to. I merely wanted to post a gentle reminder and ended up getting rather carried away.
BTW, I've noticed in the last couple of weeks that the Frontroom had been getting more patrons viewing it than the Backroom (a rare thing). I think threads like this one (and other, ahem, "manly" endevours) that are responsible. :thumbsup:
Alright, it's been a while but this topic is over. Alot of these were fantastic and it was really difficult to choose an outright winner, but here's my favourites:
Subotan: Due to spending cuts in the Ministry of Defence, we've all had to sacrifices, Bond. From now on James, it's ASDA George Suits, Holiday Inns and Maccy D's. Oh, and here's the keys to your Volvo.
Lemur: It's time you did some real spy work, James, so here are six hundred hours of surveillance videotape which you need to watch starting ... now.
Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla: Bond, Moneypenny has filed a complaint against you for sexual harrassment... I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go.
The next topic is:
Commercials that never made it to air
:2thumbsup: Good choices. Subotan's "...keys to your Volvo" still cracks me up.
Commercials...this might be a tough one.