Happenings in Beefdom- [Concluded]

Night write up part 1

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Winter was coming
Cold winter was coming to Winterfell. Colder then it ever was.
The men of Winterfell was preparing to depart off to their assigned destination, when suddenly a hasten noise of bell was rung.
It was the sound of emergency. Danger in their land.

"Watcher! What do you see?"
"Sire! They are here! They are here!"
"What? Whos here?"
"The vegetarians!!"

It was an rare sight to see a vegetarian around here. Because of the cold temperature and difficulty of growing a decent plant.
Though few were known of growing vegetables around here and vegetarianism was allowed, it was still a rare sight to see one of them.

But there were so many of them. And this was no usual peaceful march. This was something else.
Men leading the crowd raised his hand to cease the crowd temporarily and began a brief speech.

"In the name of the vegetables. Cabbage, Broccoli and Carrots. And in the name of all the animals who had to die to fill the stomach of dirty and sinful men of Winterfell and in the name of all the animals who continues to be the slave. Forced to live another day to grow fat. Blessed with false words of love and caring from their masters. It is our duty to stop that. New era is starting. If blood needs to be spilled to open the locked doors then let the blood be spilled."

Winterfell soldiers shivered while the crowd stood there in silence. When they were set free, free to swing their weapons of choice, they shivered even more.

Rebels were out numbered and out skilled by the men of Winterfell. Who lives by a tough condition. But for the first 10 seconds, they completely wrecked the Winterfell soldiers with pure rage and terror.

As soon as they realized that the rebels were no more then a unskilled peasants they were pushed back. Soon reduced to nothing more then bunch of injured men.

Commander in charge ordered to arrest them all. As soon as that was done, he gathered the near by villagers and made a clear point.

"We are not commanded to persecute nor harm vegetarians around here. You are welcome to stay here and continue your life style. But it is our duty to suppress anyone who harms Winterfell. Meat eater or vegetarians alike. Thats where we stand as of now but, mark these words gentlemen. If we see more of this, we are forced to believe that the vegetarians are out there to harm us. And we will be forced to take necessary actions to keep the peace."

Leaving this words the commander led his men to his destination, leaving some of his men. Waiting for friendly allies to bring some more men.

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Times up for me. More write up will come soon as the unis over today :bow:

Snowfell?

Shut up:p
Least I had it right in the first few paragraph

Now. I hate to over complicate the game system more then it already is.
But i'll give you a quick sneak peak that all the players who attempted to attack someone failed pretty badly.

This game will go no where with no one attacking.
So I would like to propose a change.

Firstly I would like to implement a siege system.
To attack a city army will be forced to wait one turn.

Longer the siege, weaker the opponent will be.

Defender may sally, or meet them in the field by moving their army from other cities.

I would like to write down the cities on the current map. This is to force the armies to travel according to the map. So now your soldiers may meet other soldiers in the midst of march.

I would also like to handle the battle more realistically by sending pms back and forth of the most recent enemy movement.
Players will make the decision responding to the movement. And the decisions may decide the outcome of the battle.

For now, all the players who chose to attack will not lose their soldiers. Instead their army will be in siege.

How does that sound?
If thats good with you guys, I will update everything as soon as I can.

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Originally Posted by Double A

I never understood cashews and milk. They're both delicious, but together? Outside of Asian cooking? It makes no sense! How would nuts floating in white liquid be any good?

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I take a handful of cashews, and a slip of milk. That's how you get.... Cashews and Milk. :balloon2::balloon2:

Hmmm..It would be quite strange though that everyone who was at defensive should suffer from it. But i dont mind, sure lets do this that way.

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

Shut up:p
Least I had it right in the first few paragraph

Now. I hate to over complicate the game system more then it already is.
But i'll give you a quick sneak peak that all the players who attempted to attack someone failed pretty badly.

This game will go no where with no one attacking.
So I would like to propose a change.

Firstly I would like to implement a siege system.
To attack a city army will be forced to wait one turn.

Longer the siege, weaker the opponent will be.

Defender may sally, or meet them in the field by moving their army from other cities.

I would like to write down the cities on the current map. This is to force the armies to travel according to the map. So now your soldiers may meet other soldiers in the midst of march.

I would also like to handle the battle more realistically by sending pms back and forth of the most recent enemy movement.
Players will make the decision responding to the movement. And the decisions may decide the outcome of the battle.

For now, all the players who chose to attack will not lose their soldiers. Instead their army will be in siege.

How does that sound?
If thats good with you guys, I will update everything as soon as I can.

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Remember noble son's 2? say what you will about that game people definitely attacked eachother in that one.

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Originally Posted by Kagemusha

Hmmm..It would be quite strange though that everyone who was at defensive should suffer from it. But i dont mind, sure lets do this that way.

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They wont. Here is what I'm thinking right now.
Siege
Turn 1: Attackers cannot attack unless the city is unarmed.
Turn 2: Defenders gets 2x defend bonus if the attacker chooses to storm the city
Turn 3: Defenders gets 1.5
Turn 4: Defenders gets no bonus
Turn 5: Defenders are halved
Turn 6: Defenders will lose the city automatically

Also if army from other city comes over, they will be able to surround the attacking army, giving them bonus.

I say to cut the seige times.

Turn 1 - keep same, perhaps 2x bonus if they storm
Turn 2 - Defenders get no bonus
Turn 3 - Defenders bonus is halfed
turn 4 - Defenders lose.

Because afterall, reinforcements can come from others in that time.

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Originally Posted by ELITEOFKINGWARMAN88

I take a handful of cashews, and a slip of milk. That's how you get.... Cashews and Milk. :balloon2::balloon2:

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Sounds like a lot of vegetarian talk to me. Me, I like a good ol' piece of meat.

*Looks at Beefy*

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Originally Posted by Beskar

I say to cut the seige times.

Turn 1 - keep same, perhaps 2x bonus if they storm
Turn 2 - Defenders get no bonus
Turn 3 - Defenders bonus is halfed
turn 4 - Defenders lose.

Because afterall, reinforcements can come from others in that time.

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Good point. I'll use this
still typing the write ups. If you don't like it after all the time I kept you all waiting, feel free to bash me :p

:smash:

Also, it is obvious that Lord Chaotix is responsible for the uprising in my territory, he has always been jealous of us having snow.

:curtain:

Guessing beefy is swamped with work.

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Originally Posted by Death is yonder

:curtain:

Guessing beefy is swamped with work.

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You guessed right.
I want to cry.

Take all the time you need :bow:

Real life comes first :yes:

Night 1 summery part 2

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In the east, Lord James Greyford disbanded some of his high costing and useless mercenaries and replaced it with more worthy fighters.
The Husar brigade led by general Warman was hired with good price.

"Lord Greyford. We are thankful for hiring us. We won't let you down."
"Don't be General. Theres always a spot in our country for a good mercenary."

Greyford sent General Warman away to his assigned position quickly as he needed to organize other mercenaries.

War was coming. If not this month.. The next.

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"Hi Bob!"
"Hi Bob!"
"Hey! Bob!"
"And I'M ANDAR THE CHAOTIC ONE! Bwahahahaa!!! Flee you midgets!"

All the Bobs fleed inside the city as the large force of Andar began siege on Bobberton and Bobanoog.

"OMG OMG!! He wasn't Bob! He wasn't Bob!"
"He was Andar! The scary one!"
"But listen fellow Bobs. We are mighty Bobs! There is no chance of Bob losing against non Bobs!"
Hearing the brave Bob, all the Bob regained the courage to fight.

They stood proud on the walls, waiting for the attack to come. If not, they might even go them selves.

Meanwhile, the men of Andar completed building rams and ladders.
They licked their lips, hoping for a good "feast"

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Still to continue.. Two more events which needs to be mentioned.

I've been working hard to get my Crusader King write ups out quickly and Beefy here gets away with week long write ups that still aren't finished. Life isn't fair. :tongue:

Night summery part 3

Rare sight was spotted all over the realm.
Mix of soldiers from several countries.
Man of North who swears allegiance to Jon Snow
Man who followers the rider of the prized buck of Venisonia
Man who uses magiks
And last but not least. Man who uses Katanas.

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This country has been shutting down communication with other people for a long time.
They believed that foreigners are nothing but a bad influence.
Yet years ago, Captain Peri of Beefdom came over with 3 black ships and a bunch of diplomats forcing them to open boarders.
At first they were determined to send them back to stone age, but staring at the advanced technologies used to build the ship, they got less and less hesitant.

For years they've been living in peace along with the super power.
Yet for those foreign soldiers, coming to this country was still a courageous thing to do as they still had a dislike for foreigners.
Especially in city of Hiroshima. Where country samurais and people who live in the black society owned the streets.
Thankfully, foreign soldiers received a warm welcome.

"Is it true that Khanate women is always naked?"
"Unfortunately not" answered the Khanate man, smiling gently to the innocent drunk man.
"What about you Skoom'arians?"
"No. But we can use magiks to make your womens naked!"

Crowd cracked up laughing. While Winterfell man made a subtle comment.
"No one is naked in Winterfell. Its too cold there..."

Kids who had no interest to dirty question immediately surrounded the Winterfell man and started asking questions.
"What is it like in your country?"
"Well kids... Winter fell is...."


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Man from different race and back ground.
Protecting each others cities.
Alliance forged by blood.
Those man decided that trust is the best way to survive this troubling times.
Now their tactic will be put to test.

Army of the Chicken Clan stormed the beach of Moon sugar island.
They were surprised by the sight of multicultural soldiers. But not afraid.
They quickly prepared the siege.

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Meanwhile... Large Army of Great surrounded Varian and Bubble gum.
Quite prepared to storm the city immediately.

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I believe I've got down all the orders.
Start day phase 2 :bow:
From next night onwards I will adopt Beskars method of siege which is...

Turn 1 - keep same, perhaps 2x bonus if they storm
Turn 2 - Defenders get no bonus
Turn 3 - Defenders bonus is halfed
turn 4 - Defenders lose.

All the attackers went on siege just to make it fair.
Also I might make the battles more realistic like Noble sons 1 and 2.
I would like to ask you players to send in detail orders.
According to those orders I will send couple of pms back and forth to update you with the latest situation.
The decisions you make could change the outcome of the battle.

I will send the result pm when I get back home :bow:

A messenger comes running into the Burned Hall from the Great Temple of Azura's antichamber, prepared to tell his Emperor of the impending danger to one of his realms.

"My lord..."

"I know" Skoom'ar calmly interupts

He turns around and faces the trembling messenger, eyes set aglow in a faint grey-blue haze

"It is time. The Mighty Chieftain wishes to obtain that which was taken through fervor and faith. The lands of Azura are rightfully hers through a covenant forged in the blood of her saints and the suffering of her enemies. From the great waves of the burning plains, to the great waves of the misty seas our enemies bid their time and skulked. Like sneak-thieves to a whore's purse, they are drawn towards the lust for power"

His iris's began shimmering with a faint purple hue as he said

"They yearn for battle, and thirst for our blood. Death is calling us, and we shall not keep her waiting."

He looked towards the massive Statue of Assa'ni (Azura)

"Perhaps...this is the day I die, or will you make me wait further, my mistress."

He extended his hand to the messenger, and politely bowed

"You have my gratitude, now go..."

The messenger thought to himself

"By the nine divine, I hate it when he does that. We owe our lives to the Daedra worshipers but I miss the old ways."

Skoom'ar grinned as if he heard the messengers thoughts

"How long? I have done as you desired. How long must I remain in these forsaken lands? I long to see the glory of your realm."

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Originally Posted by Beefy187

Night 1 summery part 2

Attachment 1335

In the east, Lord James Greyford disbanded some of his high costing and useless mercenaries and replaced it with more worthy fighters.
The Husar brigade led by general Warman was hired with good price.

"Lord Greyford. We are thankful for hiring us. We won't let you down."
"Don't be General. Theres always a spot in our country for a good mercenary."

Greyford sent General Warman away to his assigned position quickly as he needed to organize other mercenaries.

War was coming. If not this month.. The next.

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"Hi Bob!"
"Hi Bob!"
"Hey! Bob!"
"And I'M ANDAR THE CHAOTIC ONE! Bwahahahaa!!! Flee you midgets!"

All the Bobs fleed inside the city as the large force of Andar began siege on Bobberton and Bobanoog.

"OMG OMG!! He wasn't Bob! He wasn't Bob!"
"He was Andar! The scary one!"
"But listen fellow Bobs. We are mighty Bobs! There is no chance of Bob losing against non Bobs!"
Hearing the brave Bob, all the Bob regained the courage to fight.

They stood proud on the walls, waiting for the attack to come. If not, they might even go them selves.

Meanwhile, the men of Andar completed building rams and ladders.
They licked their lips, hoping for a good "feast"

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Still to continue.. Two more events which needs to be mentioned.

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General Warman. :laugh4::clown:

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Originally Posted by Beskar

Also, it is obvious that Lord Chaotix is responsible for the uprising in my territory, he has always been jealous of us having snow.

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You know nothing, Jon Snow. :gorgeous:

Is your mother's name Bob also?

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Originally Posted by Skooma Addict

Is your mother's name Bob also?

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Originally Posted by johnhughthom

Bob of Bobslyvania Where Everyone Is Called Bob. Yes Even The Women.

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That's not my mother though, that was Ygritte. She's a wildling, not part of my Bobocracy.

Skoom'ar the Nameless? What's Skoom'ar then, a rank?

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Originally Posted by johnhughthom

That's not my mother though, that was Ygritte. She's a wildling, not part of my Bobocracy.

Skoom'ar the Nameless? What's Skoom'ar then, a rank?

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The Skoom'ari are the people that took control of the land with permission from the native peoples. Their leader has no name. Skoom'ar is just a play off the name of the people which was given to him in order to call him something. He is a symbol of sorts so they assigned him a name that comes from the name of the people.

It's actually his middle name.

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Originally Posted by johnhughthom

I've been working hard to get my Crusader King write ups out quickly and Beefy here gets away with week long write ups that still aren't finished. Life isn't fair. :tongue:

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Everyone knows how bad I am with time management, so they can tolerate it :curtain:
Yes and I know I have to send the results. I'll get it done today :creep:

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Originally Posted by Double A

It's actually his middle name.

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Your name makes me hungry.

Those Andar chaps are like totally evil. Somebody should totally come to my aid, and like defeat them.

Please start night 2

I am now accepting orders and hopefully this turn gets done faster then the last

Im short on orders and I don't blame you.
I'm afraid my inactivities has destroyed the interest.

Should I end the game?