I say we lynch Pizza. I know he's not technically in the game but I'm sure he's still mafia somehow.
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I say we lynch Pizza. I know he's not technically in the game but I'm sure he's still mafia somehow.
Well, we're allowed to lynch non-players - if we can't get Pizza in Capo, let's get him here!
I win the thread, my deliberate comment from me caused two pages of posts. :laugh4:
Well it's a good thing I didn't sign up. Twice.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
My argument stands :beam:.
*** The earth starts to tremble and clouds are packing together. Several lightning bolts come down and miss Ishmael by nothing more than an inch. Instead of rolling thunder, a loud, manly voice can be heard ***Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
"YOU WERE SAYING???"
Compensating for something Andres?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
*Ishmael judges that he has provoked the host enough for one night, and retreats into his definitely lightning-proof cave tohidesleep.*
*** already starts preparing write-up for Ishmaels death ***
It's a good thing the lightning-proof cave doesn't have any bears.
Instead, it is filled with man-eating wolverines. Ishmael will die well. It will be a much cleaner death than the one he faces from the Almighty Andres.
I recommend wrapping steaks around your neck to make it happen more quickly, Ishy.
I will fight them off with my point-éd stick, just like I fought off the tiger in Capo...oh, wait.
I thought you were in your cave now? Shush.
Oh really....Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahoma
You have a pointed stick?! :brood:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ishmael
Best to watch the writeups for pizzazz.
But how can you kill your scumbuddy Monty? :stare:
No, what I was getting at is that GodEmperor is my scumbuddy. Pizza must be the serial killer.
Aha! Now I understand what's going on here...
*practices scrawling "Montmorency" on a slip of imaginary paper*
*draws knife and twirls it around *
It would be nice to have some Pizza-free games...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahoma
but it seems impossible.
Even if he is not playing he dominates discussion = either directly, or by being subject of it
arrgggh
Hey... wait a moment
Pizza IS on the list of players.
Cahoma, why are you saying what you have said??
I did not find him at first, since normally he is reduced to ATPG and not just Pizza.
He's a back-up...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jarema
Eh, I'm just saying that lynching edse on that is as good as lynching him because Random.org said so imo. That makes it perfectly viable of course:clown:, but nothing great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
no. At least not on the sign up list im reading.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cahoma
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Originally Posted by Cahoma
Cahoma, you are wrong...Quote:
Originally Posted by Frozen In Ice
The Island - Night 1 - Conclusion
Dimitri grinned at Mikhail. Finding those shovels in that cave simply had to mean something good!
They slowly sneaked up on the tourist who was sitting on the beach, watching the waves roll.
While he was thinking about home and how stupid he had been falling for that advertisement, Sasaki Kojiro didn't hear the notorious Russian hitmen coming near. A hard blow on the back of his head rendered him unconscious.
Dimitri grabbed Sasaki's feet while Mikhial grabbed him under his arms. The mafiosi carried the body a bit futher, to a nearby tree.
Half an hour later, Sasaki started shaking his head. He tried to move, but something stopped him in his movements. It was a dark night and he didn't see a thing. The only thing his senses registered was the sound of shoveling and dirt falling on him. For a moment, the clouds allowed the moon to shine over the Island. He tried to see the face of the man standing to the right, but failed to notice the other man throwing another load of dirt, this time right in his face. Three or four more loads of dirt and Sasaki could no longer breathe. He tried to yell, but the dirt found its' way into his throat.
Sasaki slowly suffocated to death...
***
The leaves of the palm trees were excellent to make it look as if he had a mane. Richie laughed quietly while he looked at the rope he found on the beach.
Suddenly, he saw one of the tourists passing by, probably looking for a tree. He decided to follow him.
The man indeed walked over to a tree, but he accidentally tripped over something.
Richie used the opportunity to jump on Death is yonder. He managed to get the rope around DiY's neck and started to strangle him. The struggle didn't take too long and soon, DiY stopped moving.
The rope still around DiY's neck, Richie swung the other end of it around a branch and pulled DiY up.
Looking at the hanging body, Richie started to laugh and dance hysterically, constantly yelling "I shall be known as a a mercenary, like a Karian. I shall be known as a a mercenary, like a Karian. I shall be known as a a mercenary, like a Karian. I shall be known as a a mercenary, like a Karian. I shall be known as a..."
***
The Island - Day 1
The tourists couldn't stop staring at the body of Death is yonder hanging on the tree. They were in complete disbelief. A few of them couldn't help themselves and threw up whatever was still in their stomach.
One of them wanted to walk over to the body, but he accidentally tripped over something sticking out of the sand.
"That looks like a foot or somehing!"
One of the tourists started giggling while another one yelled "shut up!"
Four or five tourists immediately started to dig up Sasaki Kojiro's corpse.
"There's a murderer among us!"
"We need to find him before he kills us all!"
The tourists started to look at each other, angry and distrustfull.
"Let's not jump to conclusions too fast," one of them said. "We can't start killing each other just like that, we need to organise ourselves!"
"Fine," another tourist said, "let the majority decide. Whoever gets the most votes will be executed."
"But, but, but... I'm against the death penalty! It's cruel. It's inhumane! What if we kill an innocent?"
"They were innocent too!" several tourists yelled.
The defender of human rights murmured a silent "ok, ok, as long as it isn't me" and the tourists started the procedure.
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Alive (29/31):
Montmorency
Arjos
landlubber
robbiecan
Ishmael
Pizza
God Emperor
Oh! The Last Days
LazyMcCrow
Cahoma
Riedquat
autolycus
Lewwyn
Chaotix
Jarema
Daveshack
Tiaexz
edse
Beefy187
Earthling
hero di classico
scottishranger
Warman
Bow-wow-wow
Xenoneb
Visorslash
Memnon
Frozen in Ice
Skooma Addict
Killed (2)
Sasaki Kojiro
Death is yonder
Lynched (0)
WOG/Suicide (0)
Replacements:
Choxorn
TinCow
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It's now day and you can start voting. Day will last +/- 24 hours :bow:
Well, I shall have my revenge at any rate.
Lynch Skooma, he's one of the guys that killed me.
How do you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasaki Kojiro
Wait! Don't tell me!... Let me buy a Ouija board first...
The day can last for -24 hours? How does that work?Quote:
Originally Posted by Andres
Incidentally, I have to head out now. Hopefully I'll have time to vote this evening, but just in case:
vote: abstain.
Vote:Cahoma He deserves to die.
Vote: Skooma Addict
Sasaki is always right.