Well if you drink lot's of alcohol it might
So why doesn't my printer work.
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Well if you drink lot's of alcohol it might
So why doesn't my printer work.
:balloon2:
You forgot to plug it in.~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Dutch_guy
What’s the number to 911?
I have only one thing to say:
SPAM:spammer: :dancinglock: :horn: :closed:
Spam is not the number to 911!?!?~;)
How do you know about me drinking IRN-BRU? Release the hounds!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
Where's your question?
I left it on the kitchen counter.~D
How much candy do you have left after Halloween?
Millons.
Why I do rock and all of you are my slaves?
cause your really drunk
how long until we revolt from your entoxicated rule?
when its done (copyrights Khevlan)
where am i?
where you are.
What is that?
It's my pussycat.Quote:
Originally Posted by TogakureOjonin
do you want to stroke it?
Depends on what you mean by saying, "pussycat."
What do you mean by saying, "pussycat"?
And is this thread ruining any relationships?
My hampster is drunk.
Why did Nappy paint himself pink?
Cuz he likes being pretty?
Who da heck is Nappy, anyway?
Nappy is an ocean.Where are we?
in motion.
Who is that in the dress, with hair sticking out of ... its nylons?? ~:eek:
It's Gawain.
Why do I love getting hurt and pissed on?
because you haven't been to my trailer in the Nevada desert yet ... :ballchain:
Why didn't you guess BKS? :hippie:
Because BKS loves the whip!
Why is BKS so handsome?
because it's hard to grab anything with your toes.
Gah! Where is that dweeb when you need him?
Getting laid with the circus creaturs.
How many chickens does it take to fill a blender?
the same amount as it takes whiners to clog up the Watchtower.
What have I got in me pockets?
is that a roll of quarters...no you are just happy to see me
Why is the sun hot
Nobody knows.
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
To conceal that money is rootless.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
Why is rootbeer called a beer?
Because you hate it the first time you try it and then you get addicted to it.Quote:
Originally Posted by AdrianII
Why do I have to work in an office when the sun is shining outside? ~:mecry:
You have me stumped with that one m8.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ser Clegane
If women ran the Pentagon, would missiles and submarines be shaped differently?
no.but those would be painted with bright colours.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sigurd Fafnesbane
When the world ends?
For you, tomorrow...Quote:
Originally Posted by kagemusha
Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?