Best advice: Don't date.
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Best advice: Don't date.
even better advice. avoid love and women as much as possible...even mothers and sisters are not safe
Drunken One night stands FTW!:2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mithrandir
are you drunk...please dont post when your drunk.. its embarrasing
Wow so bitter at such a young age! I was screwing each and everyone of my sisters girlsfriendsQuote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
back then (just as one of my friends slept with my sister, now THAT is something else) :no:
well im not giving good advice to rivals DUH
Don't worry, your mother loves you in a different way.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
//runs for cover
I don't know what time it is there but its 10 to 4 in the afternoon here, why on earth would I be drunk?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
What age was that? And how much younger than you was your sister's friends? Having a sister or two with many friends sounds like a brilliant strategy, and as we all know strategy is worth much more than tactics :book: :balloon2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
To be fair, that was a bit exagarated, I didn't sleep with them but just a bit of toying. I dunno, I was 14/15 or so. I was actually pretty late my first time, I was 17 the first time actually slept with a girl.Quote:
Originally Posted by LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix
In my defence, I did screw them later :laugh4:
And what can we learn from that?Quote:
Originally Posted by stalin
Bring money
Damn...how come I missed that obvious detail. ~:doh:
Ok, for some actual advice:
There is a fairly small window between convincing her you're a nice guy and actually asking her out, unfortunately it varies from girl to girl. What ever you do don't sit on your hands, the worst she can do is say no, I never want to see you again, and then you can get over her.
Bad idea, people might start to think your gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Stranger
So is convincing her you're a nice guy or asking out preferable?
Actually that is a great way to get a chick. They love to 'convert', a gay friend of mine always gets loads of attention.Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Emperor
Actually 17 isn't late if you're studying for some type of academic or white collar job. We actually at one time asked around (and in a way that was pretty reliable) about how many times they had done it, and at an age of 18 about 60% had never done it, some 20% people said 1 or 2 with a very nervous look as if they were making something up (but we couldn't pressure them because then we couldn't get the others to dare to be honest), and the remaining 20% seemed to have done it for sure without doubts. And then, most who had done it once or more, didn't get to do it more than very seldom, so it didn't say much that their first time had been somewhere at 14-18 years age, because then there was a big gap without any action... Modern western culture doesn't really make mating simple... First you have to either have plenty of money so you can buy yourself out of the fear of being different by not having the latests clothes and electronic products, or you have to have a very strong mentality to dare to be different. Then you have to find some place to do it, which requires an own house, or money for a hotel room, or something similar - again money. The actual biological part of making a girl interested isn't really that difficult. But the taboo on what you can say and do, and what you can't say and do, again make it difficult. Apparently, asking a girl for sex can be sexual harassment, but not asking before doing it is rape. You can ask some girls for sex straight out, but only some types of girls would accept such an offer, which means you can only get certain types of girls that way, and if that type of girl isn't your type, then you're screwed using that method. Just the logisitics of getting a girl are troublesome, while the actual conquest is simple. But as they say, amateurs think tactics, while professionals think logistics... That's in a way boring in many cases - if it's that easy to convince a girl to be interested in you, compared to how difficult the damn logistics are - making up 90% of the conquest, then what the **** does it matter which girl you do it with in the end, so why bother about love and making some girl feel special, because she isn't - you can get almost anyone you want anyway? While I was younger and failed, I used to think it was the girls that were too hard to conquer, but actually that isn't the difficult factor, it has always been and will always be the logistics. The fact that being born by rich parents helps a lot to overcome most of the logistical problems, makes it really sad and not worth bothering about relationships, at least not until you've reached an age when you might want to have an offspring and have a decent amount of money and/or a house (damn lack of apartments in today's Europe and America too). That's why drunk party screwing pwns all other interaction with women, because there are not that much logistical requirements, just a matter of convincing her you're good. Bar room brawling, fighting against someone else wanting the same chick, then screwing the girl once and then leaving, that's the best today's society structure and culture has to offer, but even then you might, above a certain age (when it's more common with bar/pub than parties) need the logistical advantage of owning a love nest. Oddly, while the culture today is more open about sex, in reality it makes it harder for normal people to access sex and/or relationships than in a Christian Medieval chastity-praising abbey. Oh, and being in a phase without the logistical advantage of owning an own house sucks...Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Edit: oh, and one moral issue I forgot to mention clearly enough is that I generally think that if you're into one-night stands you should preferably do them with chicks who think the same way as you.
Legio, that was one of the saddest (in sympathetic terms, not the modern slang) posts I've read for a long time. To be so disenchanted, so young. One day, I hope you find real love and all that bitterness will fall away.
Trust me guys, if you stop thinking of women and girls as merely vehicles for sex, and aim first to get to know them, for them to get to know you, to value each other as friends and then hope to fall in love, all the concerns mooted about 'what the rules are' for having sex will fade away. With love and respect, you don't need a checklist - making love comes naturally and fabulously. And sex with a long-term partner is not only safer but gets better and better because you know each other and what turns each of you on. Most importantly, sex is not just about the act itself, but what it means to the two of you, the sharing, the little touches of affection through the day, the anticipation, the surprises, the wonderment of being with someone who illuminates your life every single day!
(Not to mention making up after a disagreement :bounce: ).
Dating should be seen as the first step to that companionship of joy. Treat the person you hope to be with with that level of respect, and you may be surprised at the results. If naught else, you may well gain a friend, and having female friends is a great way to help understand the psyche of that one you want to be more than friends with.
And with a little imagination, you sure don't need a house or a hotel to make love in...
Man, you may be a little too jaded, but you just made my .sig ! :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix
:idea2:Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Emperor
girls adore gays...whats the problem just put 2 sleeping tablets in their drinks when theyre having a all girls/gay night and have some fun :idea2:
i once tricked a friend of mine to think i was gay...now we're closer than everQuote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
DAMN THAT SOUNDS WRONG, the friend is a SHE :2thumbsup:
I will never be able to overcome that I am not a pharao, some else lucky arse raised with access to a harem. :sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by LegioXXXUlpiaVictrix
Pharaohs were generally married to their sisters, so you lucked out there.
lol, I forgot that. Let`s say a Turk ruler then, or who it was that had harems.
Chinese rulers (of the Han dynasty I believe) had so big harems that they were a problem to the state finances... Furthermore, it's sometimes claimed that the huge harems and the money it cost were the cause of the fall of the Han dynasty... Dunno how credible the source was, but it sounded funny so I remembered it.
Oh, it's credible. I'm Chinese, and I know most emperors had thousands of concubines.
EDIT: it goes further than that. The Chinese Emperor can have whichever girl he wants in the whole of China.
Got that. Heading for China... :charge:
are you chinese...i always thought you were that crazy roman emperor...they really need to take another look at my history teacher...maybe they can also take a peak in my book too
What? CRAZY!?!
That's Caligula and Nero you're thinking about. Tiberius may have gone a little.. loony.. at the end of his reign, but those two were completely bonkers.