Re: Which singles person had the greatest impact on history?
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Originally Posted by Hannibal99
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Originally Posted by AntiochusIII
Actually, what Zorba said is true. It has been proven, since the man readily agreed to scrap out some of his skin and let the scientists do their carbon-dating procedure, the result being that he truly is older than 2000 years old. Of course, we can't forget that this individual, in some of his mildly interesting adventures, had been responsible for bringing the Black Death to Europe, inspired Niccolo Machiavelli, in his exile, to write The Prince, was the true person behind the Mona Lisa, when he sat down and let Da Vinci drew him, after which the same evening he went to a sculpture's studio and let his likeness be carved in the form of the David, talked Christopher Columbus to sail Westward, accidentally convinced Napolean Bonaparte to assume the mantle of Emperor, taught a delinquent young Mohantas Ghandi on the issue of peace and civility, saved Hitler's life one dark night on the Austrian Front, recently, which means two decades ago, talked a young rich Saudi Arabian in a Beirut brothel to do something worthwhile instead of wasting his time like that, resulting in that individual going on a Jihad instead, and did I say he shot John F. Kennedy?
That was the man. :balloon2:
:inquisitive: :inquisitive: :inquisitive: Wow either its some joke or that man sucks. now were dead:skull: :skull: :skull:
Yeah... it just goes to show that you should be careful where you step (or, in his case, piss.)
