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Motivational Speaker...err, General
Did anyone else notice this?
http://www.geocities.com/coalde@roge...tobyrobins.jpg
I looked at all my other generals and did not see the "Poor Speaker" trait anywhere, and since it has no effect I am guessing it is a shot at a certain motivational speaker due to the similarity in names.
I am sure some clever person could poke around and confirm if the Poor Speaker trait only applies to this name or if it is more universal...but that person is certainly not me.
Happy holidays.
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
Poor Speaker means that when he delivers pre-battle speeches they...suck.
Trust me, listen in on a few and you will laugh.
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
Pardon my ignorance but how do I take screenshots? Had a great I wanted to grab last night. As Sicily I had a Princess who happened to be standing on source of marble, the one near Bologna, and stop my baby merhcants make on their way to Venetian textiles, which last stop before silks from Constantinople. Well I am getting to move him up to his marble and the mouseover description pops up, listing the spot as a trade good, Sicilian Princess, 27 Florins per Turn :laugh4:
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
"Poor Speaker means that when he delivers pre-battle speeches they...suck.
Trust me, listen in on a few and you will laugh."
Hmmm....perhaps I will have to get him out into to the field (he seems to be my only general that does not become wildly extravagant after a turn or two in town).
Thanks...and perhaps I can show some patience and not touch the mouse before a battle :(.
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
Just wait, what 30 seconds?
O and wildy Extravagent! I normally sacrifice those generals to the God of my choosing.
Hooray for 1 man attacks against stacks :D
@Snoil The Mighty: It is PrtScrn button. They save in the TGA folder, convert them w/ Photosho[ (edit them there too) or download a TGA converter, google TGA converter.
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
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Originally Posted by Nutranurse
Just wait, what 30 seconds?
O and wildy Extravagent! I normally sacrifice those generals to the God of my choosing.
Hooray for 1 man attacks against stacks :D
@Snoil The Mighty: It is PrtScrn button. They save in the TGA folder, convert them w/ Photosho[ (edit them there too) or download a TGA converter, google TGA converter.
Thanks, I'll put her back on the trade good and give it a whirl
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
Portugal Invades the British Isles: (Yes it was the AI, I was playing as egypt and had FOW off, moving to check out the "new world" early when I knoticed that)
https://img81.imageshack.us/img81/34...swithnuvr9.jpg
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
Mad cow disease is deadly but so is rotten cow disease which kills instantly.
https://img92.imageshack.us/my.php?image=beefjo5.jpg
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[img]https://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6306/0000xa6.jpg[/img
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He just went through :/
(http://cs.joensuu.fi/~ppakar/seka/mtw2_005.jpg)
Poor pope, I drove him into nearest forest.
(http://cs.joensuu.fi/~ppakar/seka/mtw2_004.jpg)
"Never surrender or fail!"
(http://cs.joensuu.fi/~ppakar/seka/mtw2_003.jpg)
JHI on the walls and even spacemarines won't get through. :D
(http://cs.joensuu.fi/~ppakar/seka/mtw2_002.jpg)
Tried to make perfect generals...
(http://cs.joensuu.fi/~ppakar/seka/em..._watcher60.jpg)
(http://cs.joensuu.fi/~ppakar/seka/pr...merciful40.jpg)
Didn't cheat or anything. However timescale was 0.5. Everything else was vanilla 1.0. Wanna know how? :)
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Jesus the pope and Jesus the killer, unfortunately in my game he was only a lowly captain:
https://img169.imageshack.us/my.php?...captainkg2.jpg
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rilder
Every time I see a non-combatant whose back is facing the camera, it looks like they're taking a piss :laugh4:
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Now that's a way to..."flush out" heresy!
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Originally Posted by ForlornHope
Now that's a way to..."flush out" heresy!
LOL, someone should make something like the the car decals with calvin pissing on something but instead have the inquisitor and him doing "Gods work" on on a Spanish settlement, and have the caption "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition":laugh4:
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
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Originally Posted by Bijo
Every time I see a non-combatant whose back is facing the camera, it looks like they're taking a piss :laugh4:
Late night, the guests are leaving the Pope's party at Vatican, pausing shortly in the bushes...
https://img520.imageshack.us/img520/364/piss2pw1.th.jpg
I'm sorry, but I just couldn't help myself...(i'm a bit drunk too)
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
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Originally Posted by Snoil The Mighty
Thanks, I'll put her back on the trade good and give it a whirl
Or just use PrtScrn, then alt-tab, open Paint (or a similar program), and paste the image there.
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9027/miitw4gv7.png
Fear the army of the Devil, or face destruction! (I have gotten 666 men in my armies several times actually =P)
https://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2543/lolix0.jpg
I guess they hated Leonardo already back in the Medieval times
https://img443.imageshack.us/img443/5488/lolvg1.jpg
And I actually won that battle, but only by a swords edge
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
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Originally Posted by Paxdax
tobad he isnt led by Captain Jesus, and btw your last 2 pics are the same
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https://img209.imageshack.us/img209/9027/miitw4gv7.png
Fear the army of the Devil, or face destruction! (I have gotten 666 men in my armies several times actually =P)
https://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2543/lolix0.jpg
I guess they hated Leonardo already back in the Medieval times
https://img219.imageshack.us/img219/2876/mtwii2kn5.png
And I actually won that battle, but only by a swords edge
Fixed, =P. Last Screenshot was wrong one.
Can anyone tell me how to show images in post?
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
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Originally Posted by Paxdax
Can anyone tell me how to show images in post?
Log in to your imageshack account, go to "My images", select "thumbnail view". Each of your uploaded images should have several strings listed near them, click in the first box under "embeddable code" (the one that starts with [IMG]) and press CTRL-C when the text is selected. Then switch to the forum reply editor and press CTRL-V where you want the image inserted.
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
Or just use xs.to (Much better host imho) and use the "direct link" code wrapped in [img][/img] tags.
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FYI, tags are currently disabled for junior members while the administrator is testing some new features (more information in this thread: https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=76833).
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I think a better name for the princess would be Gilette the Sensitive:-) I always knew that there are hidden ads in every game. I would not be surprised by a general named Wilkinson the Sharp. :-)
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
Unless I'm much mistaken, Julian isn't a girls name... even the Tutor (which is pointless for a Princess) refers to this character as a 'he'!
https://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y2...lePrincess.jpg
edit: it's Tutor, not Mentor.
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Re: The Amusing Screenshots Thread [56kers beware!]
Delicate blade? Isn't that supposed to be an assassin item? Fine kitchen implements granting bonuses to a princess seems a bit of a stretch...
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Helps keep the princess from being wacked. I find that is usefull since I am bordered on Milan.