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Lemur pwned Whacker. glorious day
Ichi supports Lemur.
I obviously messed up.
Did you ask a urologist?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Again, I really don't care whether someone in a developed country wants to have their child circumcised or not. (It probably should be encouraged in developing countries) But let's refrain from referring to it as "madness" (or even more absurdly, abuse), when there are clear and well-documented benefits. If someone doesn't want to have their son circumcised, that's fine- but it's a procedure that does have benefits and has an extremely low risk of complications.Quote:
the American Urological Association recommends that circumcision should be presented as an option for health benefits.
Fair enough. Don't get your knickers in a wad if it takes me a bit to make the case, I'm not as 'fast' as you are clearly.Quote:
And yet you have me at a disadvantage. You asked me to provide you with some reading material, and I did so, much to your glee. Please feel free to make the case for circumcision. Under the same terms you demanded of me, if you please.
I'll say the same - complete bull. A condom relies on proper usage, that's right. But not using it correctly is like not using it in my mind. I'll make an addition to my idiot list - Only dumb people don't know how to use a condom. If used incorrectly, the protection is low. Used correctly, it IS near complete. The reasons why a condoms bursts are these:Quote:
Originally Posted by Whacker
1. People rip it when they open the pack. Idiots.
2. People use way too old condoms who haven't been stored well. Idiots.
3. People use condoms who have laid in the pocket of a pair of pants when it went through the washing machine. Desperate people who haven't had sex in over a month due to military service :laugh4:
4. And then the last one, production failure. But this is very rare.
Of course, the best way is to avoid human contact. After that, it's testing your potential partner. But that does tend to kill the mood(to put it gently), as BKS pointed out. People get STD's from one night stands at a night out. And at that point, the best(and only) protection against STD's is the condom.
Anyway, the point I was arguing against, was that circumcision protected against STD's. I'll make a nice little top 4 list of the best protection against it:
1. Avoid all human contact.
2. Use pick up lines that start with "if you have been tested for STD's in the last 3 months, then..."
3. Condoms
4. Circumcision and various voodoo-cures.
Between 1 and 2 should go, "Don't have one night stands with people you just met."
An impossible suggestion... Imagine yourself, drunk, horny not had any for months. Then a STUNNING(well, at least in your drunk eyes) woman appears in front of you and starts hitting on you, before doing some tongue-dancing, and then suggestion that you two go back to your/her place for "breakfast"... Seriously, are you going to say no, being drunk, young and sex-starved? HELL NO!Quote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
No, but that's why you don't put yourself in a position where you're so drunk that you can't make a logical decision. If you're getting that wasted, then you're just dumb.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
What's not logical about it? If you haven't had sex for months, and a hot chick comes by who wants to get kinky, I'd say it's EXTREMELY illogical to say no!Quote:
Originally Posted by greaterkhaan
Anyway, if you have little willy wear his raincoat, he'll walk happily home without a limp.
I love how it's now "illogical" to say no to anonymous, casual sex. :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
I'm pretty sure that logic has little to do with it. There are plenty of good reasons not to, and the reason in favor is.... hormones?
I'm sorry, but anyone who would say no to casual sex with a gorgeous woman they've only just met, even when sober, has no heart.
Do you guys drive cars? Or play sports? Or do anything which is fun, but involves risk?
Anonymous? I've usually introduced myself.... But I can't really see any reasons against casual sex, the only one coming to mind is if the potential partner is not attractive(in your eyes. If you know said person there might be some problems with it though, with respects to friends and relations and so on...Quote:
Originally Posted by Xiahou
Btw, my last casual sex resulted in a relationship that has gone on for 2,5 years now... So I must say that it's been very good.
If she's gorgeous, then that means she's probably been around the block, so to speak. Most likely, it'll end up with just the one night stand, and that's it. Oh, you are sorta right, though. I don't have a heart.:yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
"Remember boys, flies spread disease, so keep yours closed."Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
If you are beholden to your hormones that's fine, I'm not. Nor do I see the point in getting parraletically drunk. In any case, you're Norwegian so I doubt you have the money to get that drunk.
Unless you're flat broke of course.
No, but he has a brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
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Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
Well from what I've heard alcohol is very expensive up there, but the person I heard that from could have only meant Denmark...Anyway if you want to get drunk you'll find a way, and I think everyone should have at least some experience in that regard. Though I haven't actually gotten very drunk I was pretty well on my way a couple of times.
Nice way of putting it BKS, but broken bones can be set, cuts can be stitched. How many STD's can be cured? It was a nice try though, I'll give you that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Erm, quite a few. You're pretty much looking at Genital Herpes and HIV as the properly incurable ones, with HPV being fairly persistant depending on the strain-although there'll be a vaccine for the nastiest ones (IE cervical cancer causing) available soon. As for the others, I'd take a dose of the clap over a cruciate ligament injury any day of the week.Quote:
Nice way of putting it BKS, but broken bones can be set, cuts can be stitched. How many STD's can be cured? It was a nice try though, I'll give you that.
:bow: that was pretty stupid of me :grin:
Big King Sanctaphrax says:
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You never cease to amaze Gregoshi.
I think that is the first time I've ever heard Norwegians being called poor. Although it is a welcome change from being accused of wiping our behinds with 100-dollar bills...Quote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla
And I'd say that crawling around in a ditch on a late saturday night is the backbone of our culture. Yes, alcohol is expensive here, compared to others. But that doesn't stop us from getting stinking drunk in the week-end, it just stops us drinking the rest of the week. Anyway, Sweden is just an hour or three away....
As for the "it'll just be that one time"-comment, my answer is simply: So? That's not a bad thing?
I meant it was crippling expensive, and Sweden isn't exactly cheep, believe me, I know you guys aren't poor.Quote:
Originally Posted by HoreTore
Any case, you have a Norwegian attitude to sex, which is fine but soot me if I'm not a more emotional guy than you are.
BKS, just a thought, but being as HIV basically ruins your life it's not a risk I'm keen on taking.
Crippling expensive is a bit strong... A bottle of Jack costs around....50 USD or so? I usually drink good scotches though, and they cost around, hmm... 80-100 dollars? One bottle, coupled with beer and various other stuff is usually enough for a weekend for me. And that's not more than I can afford. If you buy it in sweden, it's about 15-20% cheaper, I think. And I live one an hour and a half away...Quote:
Originally Posted by Philipvs Vallindervs Calicvla