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Re: What you say to your girlfred, wife, mother, when you are going to play EB:)
i mean as a high school sport..... dunno the types of wrestling......
anyhow, it makes my gf happy.....
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Re: What you say to your girlfred, wife, mother, when you are going to play EB:)
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Originally Posted by bovi
You're on your third wife :shocked:?
The first only lasted a year and a half, although her being an actual honest-to-god witch (and I don't mean one of those faux new age types) was a determining factor). :fortune: The second made it all the way to five, mostly because she was a smoking hot stripper (who specialized in celebrity impersonations). :belly: The current model is probably a keeper, although every other day she turns into a tosser, so we'll have to see if it evens out over the long haul. :girlslap:
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Re: What you say to your girlfred, wife, mother, when you are going to play EB:)
Ah, mr.el paso. no wonder :laugh4: girls over here in East Texas are much nicer, and hotter aswell.....
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Re: What you say to your girlfred, wife, mother, when you are going to play EB:)
The nicest girls live here in the Czech Republic, the heart of Europe:)
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Re: What you say to your girlfred, wife, mother, when you are going to play EB:)
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Originally Posted by pezhetairoi
Mm, horses are cute, you know. karielle's in love with your horse, Persian! Why does it give you a balding problem?
Well, I'll tell you why. When we all first saw the movie Gladiator, we got to see how the Praetorian cavalry sets out to murder Maximus' family. I didn't see that woman go all "CUTE HORSIES!!!" when the cavalry trampled that little kid into the ground, practically pre-arranging his burial, literally speaking. Now those were Hollywood Romans. The Grivpanvar on the other hand personify the word "machismo". I don't think the Romans at Carrhae went all "Cute beasts" when the cataphracts uncovered themselves (Unless Plutarch is a liar).
Why? Because men, normally (*sneers at pezhetairoi*), do know the dangers of heavy cavalry. Women on the other hand want to ruin everything. "Oh horsies are cute... So are elephants, and probably even those hatchback camels...". No, they're not, go back to the kitchen and make it quick. That applies to you too, pezhetairoi :smash:
This isn't "My Little Pony". That's why my scalp goes all bald. Female perspective in general has that effect on me.
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Re: What you say to your girlfred, wife, mother, when you are going to play EB:)
Speaking of which how is Sally the cataphract camel doing ?
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Well, Persian, I'll assuming that all you just said was meant in jest, because quite frankly here on my end it felt distinctly close to insult.
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Re: What you say to your girlfred, wife, mother, when you are going to play EB:)
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Originally Posted by pezhetairoi
Well, Persian, I'll assuming that all you just said was meant in jest, because quite frankly here on my end it felt distinctly close to insult.
Well, it depends on if you think horses are cute ~:joker:
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Someone just send me this via Email:
https://img521.imageshack.us/img521/...swantedwu2.jpg
(yes, I am bored. Give me finally my fuel, Ario :( )
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Re: What you say to your girlfred, wife, mother, when you are going to play EB:)
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Originally Posted by The Persian Cataphract
Well, I'll tell you why. When we all first saw the movie Gladiator, we got to see how the Praetorian cavalry sets out to murder Maximus' family. I didn't see that woman go all "CUTE HORSIES!!!" when the cavalry trampled that little kid into the ground, practically pre-arranging his burial, literally speaking. Now those were Hollywood Romans. The Grivpanvar on the other hand personify the word "machismo". I don't think the Romans at Carrhae went all "Cute beasts" when the cataphracts uncovered themselves (Unless Plutarch is a liar).
Why? Because men, normally (*sneers at pezhetairoi*), do know the dangers of heavy cavalry. Women on the other hand want to ruin everything. "Oh horsies are cute... So are elephants, and probably even those hatchback camels...". No, they're not, go back to the kitchen and make it quick. That applies to you too, pezhetairoi :smash:
This isn't "My Little Pony". That's why my scalp goes all bald. Female perspective in general has that effect on me.
You do know Cute is the distinct type of everything with some serious bite? :book:
Like: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_Panda Watch it's theeth.
Or: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earless_seal
Or: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grizzly_bear
etc. Wanna give them a hug? Bet they'll rip your head right off for it. :oops:
In that sense, Grivpanvar are really, very cute. If not, then you can always play "My little Cataphract", or just turn on Mambo no 5 *hints at the moment TPC bursted into singing a cavalry song -in public*. All stacked with more cute cavalry goodness. ~;)
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Persian Cataphract don't hate pezhetairoi's SKILLS in finding women who enjoy EB. :whip: U know girls like that are few and far between, especially good looking ones.
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Ooooh, you ladies found a new target to track down, eh? Now that's cute ~:flirt:
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Originally Posted by NeoSpartan
Persian Cataphract don't hate pezhetairoi's SKILLS in finding women who enjoy EB. U know girls like that are few and far between, especially good looking ones.
Welcome to the Internet. So you are implying that Pezhetairoi is manipulating women by being a sycophant? The moment a guy thinks horses are cute, oh no, you better not hinder me from having my chance to scold him.
<_<
>_>
...And that is irrespective of the allegations levied against me. It seems occasional singing is all under surveillance, specifically by someone who just begs to be force-fed with splootwater, even if some pieces do sound a bit like Lou Bega's trash... ~D
I don't steal horses, but I do find the 1 Euro ransom to be insultingly low for someone as proficient and as skilled as I am horse theft... I mean, not, I mean, damn it!
*scrams*
:strawman1:
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Originally Posted by The Persian Cataphract
Ooooh, you ladies found a new target to track down, eh? Now that's cute ~:flirt:
Welcome to the Internet. So you are implying that Pezhetairoi is manipulating women by being a sycophant? The moment a guy thinks horses are cute, oh no, you better not hinder me from having my chance to scold him.
<_<
>_>
...And that is irrespective of the allegations levied against me. It seems occasional singing is all under surveillance, specifically by someone who just begs to be force-fed with splootwater, even if some pieces do sound a bit like Lou Bega's trash... ~D
I don't steal horses, but I do find the 1 Euro ransom to be insultingly low for someone as proficient and as skilled as I am horse theft... I mean, not, I mean, damn it!
*scrams*
:strawman1:
Nahhh man, nahh u got it wrong. I am talk about SKILLS. :yes:..... As in pimping and sorting skills....
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*blink* this is going downhill. XD I think I shall just follow the flow. Persian's sense of humour is...somewhat gourd-shaped, is it not? And ahem, I do not 'pimp' or 'sort' women. *outrage* xP There is only one girl in my life and her name on this org is karielle, and she plays EB. That's way beyond anything I could have hoped for, and I'm not about to let her go if she doesn't let go of me first. And, well, if she thinks horsies are cute, I'll go with her! Anything to keep her campaigning. :D After all, she's up to using them in nasty charges that cause carnage, cuteness aside. I daresay that's quite a usage for cuteness, yup.
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Oooh, so the only girl I've ever seen in here is your chicka....very cool. Tell her to invite her friends. We need more women playing this game.
My girl used to play medieval 1, but she says R:TW is too complicated (although I don't see how so).
@Persian Cataphract
Your statements about sending woman back to the kitchen leads me to believe that you don't have a woman yourself. If you do, you don't talk to her that way. If you do and you do talk to her that way, find a chick with some sense of self-worth.
I assume what you were saying was in jest, but it didn't really sound like it.
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... Tell her to invite her friends. We need more women playing this game.
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I agree...
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I suppose we -could- recommend it... but since her friends = my friends = closely-knit group, I know for a fact that practically none of them would be interested. One might be, I don't know... But now's a bad time, really, it's final exams period for almost all of them. XD
bootsiuv: if he talks like that to his woman, then he wouldn't have a woman at all. ...well, not after he talks to her that way, anyway.
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Unless she's a door mat.
I've actually met women like that. For some reason or another, they don't think they're worth much, so they let their dudes talk to them that way.
If I ever tried to talk to my wife that way, she would likely beat me (not in the good way) and deny me my weekly blow-job.
No one wants that. :)
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I couldn't agree more :)
And anyhow, bootsiuv, you really have to open your eyes more. There are ladies on this forum, and I've spoken to one or two before. ;-) karielle's one of the later ones, in fact. There are Signs, and sometimes, to make your life easier, they admit it outright :D
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when I need time out,I say to my partner Anne, whom I love dearly."me go to Rome." it's all good.
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Originally Posted by Bootsiuv
@Persian Cataphract
Your statements about sending woman back to the kitchen leads me to believe that you don't have a woman yourself. If you do, you don't talk to her that way. If you do and you do talk to her that way, find a chick with some sense of self-worth.
I assume what you were saying was in jest, but it didn't really sound like it.
Do I need to spell it out that I'm joking? What, you want more smilies and more hidden inside jokes? Why would I sincerely announce that I'm a misogynistic bastard on a popular board like this? My profile is fool-proof... Go back and read my first post to find out my primary reason why I cannot say "Go back to the kitchen", and why I quite frankly wouldn't want to either :smash:
(Hint: It's got something to do with basic culinary skills.)
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If I ever tried to talk to my wife that way, she would likely beat me (not in the good way) and deny me my weekly blow-job.
No one wants that. :)
Aha! So there is an ulterior motive after all! :charge:
I knew it, the cotton-mouthed always snivel around for special treatment. It's the same as NeoSpartan's "If my girlfriend thinks horses are cute, then I think they are too..."... No further comment necessary :strawman3:
EDIT: Gah, just realized my mistake; It wasn't NeoSpartan who served his manhood on a silver platter... Meh, Pezhetairoi, Spartans, same old same :oops:
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Originally Posted by Bootsiuv
My girl used to play medieval 1, but she says R:TW is too complicated
Actually the reverse of this statement is true:laugh4:
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:laugh4:
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Originally Posted by The Persian Cataphract
I knew it, the cotton-mouthed always snivel around for special treatment. It's the same as NeoSpartan's "If my girlfriend thinks horses are cute, then I think they are too..."... No further comment necessary :strawman3:
No dude... I didn't say that. YOU think I said thatb
OH F**** IT!!
This discussion is ruining this thread :wall:
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I don't have EB installed on my current PC. Helps me keep working on it. :laugh4:
Still, I think I am miles apart from my girlfriend... so far as being involved with EB is concerned.
When she asked me once why I bothered with something that has no money involved, I answered the following... just about...
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Originally Posted by Kabul Museum
In early March 2001, the Taliban decided to destroy all pre-Islamic statues and objects in Afghanistan, after an edict was announced by their leader Mullah Omar in late February. The Taliban destroyed numerous statues in the museum which survived the previous looting and destruction as a result of war. The Taliban also destroyed the two giant Buddhas from the 5th century in Bamiyan, and other ancient historical statues in Ghazni. One of the Buddhas in Bamiyan was the world's tallest standing Buddha.
and that at least from the part of timeline that EB is involved in (272 BCE-14 CE) we try to keep the memory of those people, what they did and who they were, alive. Not just GrecoBaktrians, but Indoiranians, Pahlavan, Sakae, Kushana and all those who came next, the great kingdoms that flourished in Gandhara and who built such works as the great statue of Buddha in Bamiyan.
... she looked at me, wondered what was wrong with me, then continued on talking about celebrity x.
@pezhetairoi, you are one lucky guy. :yes:
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Originally Posted by The Persian Cataphract
Do I need to spell it out that I'm joking? What, you want more smilies and more hidden inside jokes? Why would I sincerely announce that I'm a misogynistic bastard on a popular board like this? My profile is fool-proof... Go back and read my first post to find out my primary reason why I cannot say "Go back to the kitchen", and why I quite frankly wouldn't want to either :smash:
(Hint: It's got something to do with basic culinary skills.)
Aha! So there is an ulterior motive after all! :charge:
I knew it, the cotton-mouthed always snivel around for special treatment. It's the same as NeoSpartan's "If my girlfriend thinks horses are cute, then I think they are too..."... No further comment necessary :strawman3:
Well, I said I assumed what you were saying was in Jest.
Ulterior motive....hmmm, perhaps, but it isn't blow jobs, it's my sanity and the complete lack of a need for a second rectum at this present moment in time.
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Perhaps I used the wrong word in taking the cue from the mAIOR's post.. I simply enjoy them immensely in an aethestic way, and I think horses are one of the most magnificent animals around. I am fully aware and respect their capacity for war and the inherent danger their power can pose, as I do other animals I find 'cute,' which as a word does not imply to me the desire to go up to one in real life and snuggle them. Which seems to be the majority's take on the word. And there was absolutely no call to connect my comment to pezhetairoi's tastes, whether jokingly or not.
Amazingly female-friendly place, this forum. :yes:
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Re: What you say to your girlfred, wife, mother, when you are going to play EB:)
Don't let the EB gentry bother you. Some of the guys just need more Jager than others when they wake up in the morning.
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Without human´s help all the horses where already died out.
It´s a biological law that everything which reaches prefection, just dies.
But btw: horsies aren´t that perfect.
Just add some rabbits to the steppe and visit again in ~3months. No more horsies around :no:
(I´m sorry to destroy your image of the cute horsies, but my father´s a biology teacher. So I couldn´t resist :sweatdrop: )
