While we're on the subject of drinking and EB traits, has anyone noticed that the Makedonian family members in EB recieve and lose drinking traits nearly every single turn? It has to be a bug.:smash:
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While we're on the subject of drinking and EB traits, has anyone noticed that the Makedonian family members in EB recieve and lose drinking traits nearly every single turn? It has to be a bug.:smash:
Why is it weird?Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurio Nixalsverdrus
Probably it's not so weird but more strange. It's such a typical german name you know.~:)Quote:
Originally Posted by horst nordfink
THE GREAT KAMPFKREBS SAYS:
Chilled red wine is from now banned. Cause it tastes gay. Try Aquavit instead. Really.
Horses? I would like to order one "Rheinischer Sauerbraten". Feel free to look up at google what it means. :laugh4:
Vaginas? I would also like to order one. But, oh well, you keep me from doing my work O_o wtf.
So, last but not least:
RUN FOR TEH HILLZ!
How are you doing? :tomato:Quote:
Originally Posted by Karielle
Red wine is awesome!
Where can I find some of these southern European vaginas? American women are boring....:2thumbsup:
They were likely the founders of the EB TAVERN but I think it was destroyed like most of the wonders in that timeQuote:
Originally Posted by TWFanatic
Thanks to Bootsiuv to rebuild it :2thumbsup:
Bootsiuv has Argeades blood in him, you know. One of the descendant generations. Just like the rightful heir to the Qing dynasty throne is now a barber and the Habsburg people are humble fellas, so Bootsiuv (the one with the longest pedigree) is now a humble bartender :)
Incidentally, bootsiuv, by Baktria banner, did you mean the HUGE one the Eb team members ostentatiously wave about ;-) or the size of my Romani one?
I dunno, I know it was a fan banner....
*Noticing that it seems a little quiet on the EB Factory Floor, Kull takes a stroll down to the newly opened EB Tavern to see just how many of the workers are drinking lunch instead of feverishly laboring on the new build. Spots a few familiar faces getting all soused and happy. Gives them the hairy eyeball, points to watch and gesticulates back toward the factory. Stomps out in a foul mood* :whip:
Is it pervert that I like being whipped from EB comrades?
Yes it is... Actually, it's almost creepy, but hey if the whipping makes you work, then yay, a double bonus for you besides the fact that EB does not *ehum* ...Discriminate :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Kampfkrebs
This I did not know. Horst Nordfink is just a pseudonym I use to keep out of trouble.Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurio Nixalsverdrus
My actual name is Chris. I actually have an Irish surname.
A Horst is a geographical landform caused when tectonic fractures of compression force up a block of crust above the others. The ridge or plateau thus formed is called a horst.
Okay that was random. hehe.
A Horst is the place where eagles live in german (Adlerhorst).
Horst is also the name of a dynasty of knights which lived in around my city till 200years ago (Die Ritter von Horst).
Horst is a name for tight-growing gras.
Heck, Horst is even the name of a (crappy) german comic <.<
And of course one of the common german names (well, not today anymore. Today people call their kids "Justin" oder "Kevin"...or "Janine", which is always funny, cause the local dialect which is spoken here simply rapes foreign ways of speeking. So it´s like Jah-nin-eehh. lmao.)
:biker: (never thought I would use this gayboy smiley in my whole life, but it´s so priceless in this situation :2thumbsup: )Quote:
Originally Posted by The Persian Cataphract
In Germany you can (almost) always tell if people live in the Plattenbau or in the suburbs by asking for the childrens' names...
In the Plattenbau (building made with precast concrete slabs) they are called as Kampfkrebs pointed out, always after so called Hollywood stars or what the people imagine to be from a nice place: Enrico, Marvin, Chantal, Jaqueline (Sha-cke-lee-ne). In the suburbs they call them Frederick or Charlotte, or worst of all, Mia-Sophie and Finn.
Mostly the so-called nice place is:Quote:
...always after so called Hollywood stars or what the people imagine to be from a nice place: Enrico, Marvin, Chantal, Jaqueline...
1. The balearic isle Mallorca (called "Malle". This island just exist to get drunk. And listen to people like Micky Krause, lol)
2. Ibiza (generally the same as Malle, just cheaper (e.g. more "Plattenbaupeople")
3. Dominican Republic (sp?) (called "DOM-REP", even more cheaper than Ibiza and Malle, plus a hotspot for old fat sex-tourists)
4. Thailand (For Plattenbaupeople who think they are rich, cause they travel "far" away. But in the end its even more worse than all 3 together, cause of the kiddy-porn and stuff)
5. Any generic place in South France/Italy/Spain/Portugal/Turkey/whatever-the-fuck-is-in-the-south. (These places aren´t that bad, but if you dont watch you´ll get some nasty surprises, like some fcking sort of parasites which live in your rectum or so :/)
So you see as a german it isnt that easy to travel "to the right places". I´ll stick with the german coast and/or russia (there where the scythians lived :yes: )
oh yeah I nearly forgot:
WORST of all: Luisa-Maria-Katharina-Erika-Hiladegard. This girl was clearly owned.Quote:
In the suburbs they call them Frederick or Charlotte, or worst of all, Mia-Sophie and Finn.
(Mal abgesehn davon das ihre Frisur eine Assipalme war :laugh4: )
So long,
Julian
Kevin is a strange name for a German. Germans do have some silly names, like Hermann or Fritz.
Oh how Germans make me smile. The crazy b@st@rds!!
Stop watching that damn "Steiner" movies would be my advise.Quote:
Originally Posted by horst nordfink
@Kampfkrebs:
Why do you want to make vacation in Russia then? From all the listed places I would say Russia is the safest bet for a "parasite in your rectum". Plus the Russian women all think they are Dominas. No, I would prefer a southern place! Hell even Mallorca has places where there are no Plattenbaupeople. LOL A new word invented.:laugh4:
Hehe, Phuket in Thailand is a famous hanging out spot for 'great white whales', as we call them locally. Thing is, they don't draw stares cuz local Asians are a minority on that island, haha.
Say, no one's coming in anymore...
*nips out to hand out a few promotional pamphlets to passersby*
What are "Steiner" movies?Quote:
Originally Posted by Centurio Nixalsverdrus
The Persian Cataphract hows sally the camel doing ?
Well I got myself a whiskey and diet coke (diabetes sux) and I just thought I would chime and say that this place seems chill enuff, good idea. Here is a tupid question from a guy who already got this answer but forgot it (long term effects of alcohol) How the hell do you change weapons again alt+something?:wall:
alt-click i.e.alt- and your "attack" mouse button.
Who wants a car bomb or dirty car bomb ?
...eh?
:dizzy2:We here at the EB Tavern generally frown on explosions, incinerations, and mutilations of any kind. :tnt:Quote:
Originally Posted by russia almighty
The EB Tavern, it's parent company, and it's subsidiaries are not responsible for any patrons getting blown up or violated in the bum at any time. The EB Tavern is a trademark of Bootsy Bootsiuv Inc. All Rights Reserved.
'generally' implies exceptions. And this place is sooooo flammable. *peers with worry at the bottles of whisky and practically-pure-ethanol on the shelves*
Huh?....parasites in the rectum? Portugal, Spain, Italy and France? That's almost all of Western Europe, not fucking Chad or Sudan. Shit man, now that you mention it, I better stock up on my malaria shots.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kampfkrebs
"So you see as a german it isnt that easy to travel "to the right places"" Talk about an overbearing sense of self-importance. Leave it to a German to think that the Baltic is the superior place for a swim and sunbathing...
Now now, we're all friends here!!
If the Germans want to go freeze in the Baltic, then that's fine, all the more room for the rest of us in the warmer climes.
Let's all have another drink and make friends again.