Sir Dassel,
That is wonderful news. Once Pope Abbate confirms this, we will move on with the coronation ceremony at once.
Of course, as Elberhard pointed out, you believe your the Pope too, so you could just go anoint yourself.
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Sir Dassel,
That is wonderful news. Once Pope Abbate confirms this, we will move on with the coronation ceremony at once.
Of course, as Elberhard pointed out, you believe your the Pope too, so you could just go anoint yourself.
Dietrich von Dassel:
Well, since it is the Kaiser's prerogative to name and approve a Pope, I guess you're right and I can do just that.
I am now Kaiser and Pope. I demand that re-unification, both political and religious, cease at once. If you resist I will excommunicate you and send armies after you. King Jan, it is now your sole goal in life as King of Outremer to protect me. I suggest you start by massaging my feet.
Would you like the orange lotion or the guava?
On second thought, you will probably have more than enough "lotion" after "anointing" yourself.
If only it were that easy Dassel, These repeated, gifts to Constantinople, are disturbing in their frequency, and increasing generosity.
Arnold:
The loss of Count Scherer is a blow to the our Western border.
He was a colossal General who seemed to be able to single-handedly deal with the French and their repeated attempts to stop our expansion.
I pray his departure to the after life does not leave us exposed at this delicate time.
TO FRIEDRICH!!!!
I mourn the death of Friederich Scherer, and am happy that his name will live on in the fields of France through the many fantastic victories he has won.
TO FRIEDERICH!!!
I also volunteer to test Dietrich's claims by denying his right to be Kaiser and waiting twenty-four hours. Wish me luck my fellow Electors, and may god have mercy on my soul.
Dietrich von Dassel:
I have marked the time, Count Becker. Since clearly God is on my side you will be dead within twenty-four hours.
Similarly, I demand that God smite me within the same twenty-four hour span if, in fact, Siegfried is Kaiser. If King Jan is correct in saying that He chose Siegfried to rule then surely He will have no problem striking down somebody who disagrees with him.
Sir Dassel has clearly misunderstood the patience and love God has for all of us.
I will pray that God shows Sir Dassel that He loves him as he does all His creatures. And I will pray that Sir Dassel opens his eyes and heart to God's love for it is vast and infinite.
*Twenty-four hours pass.*
Dietrich von Dassel:
Hmm. It seems as if I am still alive and addressing you today. My limbs are in the right order, I do not seem to be sick, and I am not speaking a foreign tongue, correct me if I'm wrong. Therefore...
*He spies the Austrian benches and gasps in mock shock.*
Becker! You're not a pile of smouldering ashes!
Which means...
...which means that neither myself nor Siegfried is Kaiser!
But then who could it be? Hans, perhaps? The firstborn son of Kaiser Henry? Count von Salza, the son of Kaiser Jobst? How about Matthias Steffen? The third son of an adoptee of the second son-in-law of Kaiser Heinrich! He certainly qualifies!
Or, of course, it could also be that the Kaiser is not pre-ordained by God and it is up to us, the Diet, to make the proper choices.
The Lord is not playing your petty games with you. That is all this means.
Jan clasps his hands, bows his head, and starts softly praying.
Shaking his head in rueful amusment
Dietrich have you gone completely #$%#$ing insane?
Edmund Becker enter the Diet.
My lords, I have good news. Peter von Kastilien has been captured, and even now sits inside a cell in Rome awaiting trial. His army was confronted by the Second Austrian Household Army and he made the sensible decision to surrender his men and avoid a full-fledged battle between Germans. His soldiers are awaiting judgement by Duke Ansehelm, with the exception of the two regiments of Spear Militia from Prague. As their fuedal lord, I confiscated their weapons and armor and left them behind near Sofia. Those with the discipline to return to Prague will be pardoned.
.......
Lorenz grumbles at the news.
It is indeed good news that you we're able to avert bloodshed.
I hate to be the one to throw a wet-blanket on this party but, has anyone found Tancred yet?
Ansehelm
And I want someone to lead the former Prussian Army back to Krakow, can't leave that to a captain, not in and close to enemy territory.
Elberhard: Duke Ansehelm, I intend to regard your former Teutonic Crusade Army as the new Prussian Household Army. The former Prussian army will be disbanded, with elements transferring to the AHA1 and the Kaiser's army.
With Becker's announced retirement, we do need a new commander for AHA1. Duke Arnold, which Zirn do you intend to appoint as his replacement?
Ansehelm:
And I would like the Prussian Army to reinforce my troops and Krakow, as Arnold at some point has to leave it. I'm strongly against disbanding it.
You go searching for one of my other army commanders you lost.
Diet Speaker: It is with great regret that I announce the death of our Kaiser, Siegfried von Kastilien. He was ambushed and killed while inside the Reich returning to Rome from Constantinople. Preliminary investigations reveal that an unknown band of warriors were responsible for the ambush. From the bodies of the fallen, it appears that they were probably mercenaries or rebels.
I am summoning our new Kaiser, Elberhard, from the Holy Land to respond to this crisis. However, I am also requesting Duke Hans, commander of the Kaiser’s Army, to lead a full investigation into the circumstances of the Kaiser’s death, so that we may know more.
May God protect the Reich in this terrible time!
Jan stands up.
This is a dark day for the Reich. I hope Duke Hans can find out more.
However, a new Kaiser will be here soon.
Long live Kaiser Elberhard!!!
*Lothar Steffen furrows his brow.*
This is indeed dire news. As much as I may have disagreed with Kaiser Siegfried's actions, his death will likely cause more problems than it will solve. I urge all Electors to keep a close watch on their lands, to prevent any excessive unrest from this sudden event. Hopefully Duke Hans will return with his report very soon, so that we may learn who these brigands were. Of course, I expect him to return to Rome with their heads on pikes.
The Kaiser is dead. Long live Kaiser Elberhard.
The new Kaiser isn't here yet so I'm going to go down the street to the Tavern and lift a mug or three in memory to our dear departed Kaiser. Any who wish to are welcome to join me.
First round is on me.
*Fritz von Kastilien enters the Diet in travel-stained boots and riding cloak. He disrobes and walks to the Diet floor*
Friends, I have come as soon as I heard the news. I will always remember Siegfried as the young brother I had when we were growing up. I have remembered back to that time often in the past few years, and wish that, when it came time to depart this life, he and I had not grown so distant.
*Fritz pauses, looking at the floor*
Taking up the issue of Byzantium on a day like this would be an insult to Siegfried's memory, so I will forbear.
Long live Kaiser Elberhard.
Ansehelm:
I also would like to know how this happened.
And in relation I would like to know all Byzantine army and diplomat movements and I want a spy or someone else to locate Tancred von Tyrrolia.
As to our former Kaiser, I used to see him as a brother, untill it became clear that he was making mistakes, but then I never saw little Siegfried grow up, I've seen nothing but fighting all my life.
Which leads to the announcement that the siege of Thorn is once again broken.
It is indeed a sad day for the Reich. Emperor Siegfried was a good man and most certainly did not deserve this fate.
Long live Kaiser Elberhard!
Friedrich, and now Kaiser Siegfried... How many of us will pass away in these dark, dark times?
Long live Kaiser Elberhard! May he guide us well.
Say, Elberhard will be Chancellor until 1320, correct?
And, King Jan, I will join you in a moment. I will have to hurry, for I must return to join the fleet to Thessalonica.
Siegfried dead?!? Where was the ambushed, I shall be dispatching the former emperor's army there immediately.
On a side note, I hope that the cornering of Peter by Becker and myself will keep the lasting alliance with Byzantium in place and that Tancred can be found before he causes any more damage. I would advise that the house of Austria keep a keen vigil on their borders to make sure no army marches through that is not authorized by the chancellor.
Oh, and congratulations my brother.
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Dietrich von Dassel:
Long live Kaiser Elberhard!
Elberhard enters the Chamber, looking tired and emotional.
Elberhard: Electors, these are dark days. I know many of you had your disagreements with Siegfried, but the man stood up for what he believed was best for the Reich. He had a vision that would have seen him rival Augustus and our Reich match the ancient Roman Empire at its height.
But the man is dead and the vision he laid out before us is fading fast. I do not wish to prejudge the result of my brother, Duke Hans, and his inquiries into the circumstances of Siegfried's death. Yet, given the fraught political climate and in particular, the vehement domestic opposition to his goal of re-unification, there is little doubt in my mind that the Kaiser's death was no random act of violence.
I pray that I am wrong. But if I am right, I intend to let Kaiser Siegfried have the last laugh over his assassins. I am exercising my perogative to rule as Chancellor. I know my authority here is no greater than a whore's virtue, so you will not have to suffer me for long. I will not serve a full term as Chancellor, but instead I will step down in 1320. I will use my short time as Chancellor to continue Siegfried's work towards re-unification. As I have promised before, re-unification will not take place without the consent of this Diet. However, if King Jan agrees, I will honour Siegfried's promise to Emperor Isaac to gift Outremer.
There is one other matter that I must address - the fate of the traitor Peter von Kastilien. Interogations by Count Becker have revealed that Peter's aim was to sack Constantinople, not kill the Kaiser. Moreover, Peter surrendered to an inferior force rather than wantonly spill German blood. What is more, both Peter and his forces were under Count Becker's supervision at the time that the Kaiser was murdered and thus cannot be considered suspects in that heinous act. For these reasons, I have decided to exercise some leniency over Peter's fate. He will not be executed. Nor do I judge that a treason trial would be in the best interests of the Reich. But I cannot release a man who has shown himself so capable of raising and leading a rebel army. Peter must remain in detention in the dungeons at Rome until the political situation is less fraught.
Ansehelm:
I hereby ask to transfer Peter to my prisons in Thorn. He is Franconian, and in the prisons of Thorn one will learn not to desert again.
Also I ask again, I want to know the whereabouts of Tancred, as I want to have him imprisoned too.
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