maybe the wolf likes them
why doesnt grannies eat wolwes?
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maybe the wolf likes them
why doesnt grannies eat wolwes?
Who says they don't.
Why do wolfs eat at all?
Wolves only eat apple pie.
Why does the universe exist?
A pie came.
Was I or was I in a thing in a thing in a thing?~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused:
no you were in a thang wich was in a thung theng.
talking about apple pie
how can you eat to much apple pie????~:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by kagemusha
By having a bit of apple pie
Why did the chicken cross the road?
so somebody could run over it.~D
who is behid the tree?
An elephant.
How can an elephant hide behind trees?
because the trees are so big.
why trees cant walk?
because trees don't have legs.
Why don't the have legs?
becouse they like where they are.
Why Beirut kills them?
'Cos that's his job.
There was a play about a play that was about a play. What was the play called?
play.
what does craterus mean?
A play that would be shown in a theatre. A drama production. Something Shakespeare would have wrote.
i don't know
where is waldo? and whys he always hidding
should i capture him and tour accross the country with him goiving everyone the chance to really find waldo.~D
I think you should take his head.
Where are the flags?
Up my, er, um *Looks through offensive details* , err, bottom!~D *Scarpers before mods appear*
Why is why is why is why is why is why is why is why is is a why?
good question. Id say hmmm....Becouse.:stupido2:
where are the conservatives?
in a tuna roll
Why... oh stuff it.
Why do you have to ask why, when all YOU ever need is what?
(That's both the question and the answer. ~;) )
I say ::gah2:
where is the Valhalla?
Near Valgahlla.Quote:
Originally Posted by kagemusha
When will Finland ever qualify for the world cup?
After our evil plan of climate chance have come true and the sands of Sahara have turned Southern Europe in a desert.~:wacko:
When will this happen?
When I say so
Why haven't I?
Because you don't like deserts.
Why do deserts exist?
because of the Finnish football succes!
Does Ichi have an love hate relationship with deserts,becouse he is from Nevada?
Who knows.
Why does the rain fall?
bcause it likes to fall.
who is going to win the world cup?
Thats a goood question. Croatia of course.
Who will win the Champions league?
The team that win all their games
Is this a stupid question?
depends on who's asking.
who's asking?
He is
Do post counts count?
yeah they do.
why are you asking?
Because I didn't know the answer.
why did you think i was asking?
because we're playing a stupid question game.
is the Earth falt?
yes but only on tuesdays
why?
Because it's laundry day.
why is the laundry day on tuesday?
cause everyone gets dirty on mondays.
should i kick you?
If you can reach.
Why would you want to?
Because he's a kicker.
why do you like kicking people?
I don't. I prefer punching.
Is violence really never the answer?
Violence is always the answer.
I can't think of a question.
That means all your troubles have been answered.
That's deep.
How deep?
Deep to the canter of the Earth.
How deep is Earth?
As deep as Helm's deep.
Why can't you just walk into Mordor?
Because the eye is upon you.
Whose eye would that be?
Because mordor doesn't NOT-exist.
Why should I be a Copperhaired Berserker!??
1. The Earth is 6 378.1 kilometers to the centre.
2. Because of the orcs, oh yeah, and that ever-so-scary eye!
Radier, are you at all disappointed you were beaten?
EDIT: I was beaten twice, I'm ashamed. :stwshame:
I dont know.
why bees are bees?
Because a wind came like a mushroom.
Why the heck am I sober?
Because you can't get beer out of a cow
Why can't Oompa Loompa Fly
I think its against rules and regulations.
Where did the bulldozer go?
People, you need to put stupid questions as well as answers. it's not being stupid ,questions anymore.
why aren't there stupid questions anymore?, is it because of AncientEgypt?
No becauce the Dingos ate the Egytians
Why do women......
cause when they ************** its fun to ...
wait...what did i jyust say? was it dirty?
You said "cause when they ************** its fun to ..." & its not dirty any more cause i cleaned all the muck off.
Why has this thead had 1,756 views but only 299 posts?
Because people view it, but are dazzled by our intelligence.
Why are they dazzled?
Because I hadn`t posted in it until now.
Where is my lightsaber?
In Star Wars, where it belongs.
Where's mine?
I ate it.
Does the world eat Mcdonald's?
Actually I'm hungry.
Are there any snakes here?
No, only shakes.
Is the world flat?
Yes. All the Chinese dropped from the downside years a go.~D
Where did the Chinese drop?
On my cookie.
What’s wrong with my cat?
It's a dog.
Why do we like pancakes but not all like cakes???