I'm baaack!
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I'm baaack!
Evening all. Remember me? Still a junior member I see Tom0.
Let it be known amongst the scum of this so called tavern. TosaInu is on the verge of falling from his self-created grace. He just doesn't know it yet.
Oh no...
@Hax - Indeed we do. What kind of crisps would you like?
*Ducks behind bar frantically screaming "No rhomphaios!" while trying to balance my glass of pure self-satisfaction, but fails horribly and spills all over my linen shirt*
Originally Posted by JMarat:
i think its time to call the bouncer.....
Evening all. Remember me? Still a junior member I see Tom0.
Let it be known amongst the scum of this so called tavern. TosaInu is on the verge of falling from his self-created grace. He just doesn't know it yet.
Marat, this is the last time you insult is with you presence!
*draws rhomphaia*
TAVERN-GOERS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN THE EB-TAVARN!
*splits JMarat's skull with my rhomphaia*
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@Admetos: I don't really mind, just something salty.
Hey JMarat! No evangelists in here!
...but if you want to stay for a caipirinha or two, be welcome. Just...hush. XD
*draws his own rhomphaia*
indeed, those who insult respectable beings must be punished!
were sorry, Jmarat, but....
*slices Jmarat in half*
My god, where did you people keep your rhomphaia, that you can draw it though it is so long? Freaky.
Incidentally, on the topic of rhomphaia...
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/olfa_knife.jpg
our rhomphaia are collapsible.....
Originally Posted by pezhetairoi:
Keep out of children!!! :laugh4:
My god, where did you people keep your rhomphaia, that you can draw it though it is so long? Freaky.
Incidentally, on the topic of rhomphaia...
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/olfa_knife.jpg
soz guys,i forgot my rhomphaia at home,but i got something as good as that
*takes out falcata WITH HIS LEFT HAND and a second one is his right*
ps:
Isn't that a machaira?
And is that a spatha in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
Originally Posted by Gebeleisis:
reminds me a bit of the swords the spartans used in 300....
soz guys,i forgot my rhomphaia at home,but i got something as good as that
*takes out falcata WITH HIS LEFT HAND and a second one is his right*
ps:
It's friday, lads. Barkeep - if you would be so kind as to slide a few Bodington's this direction? It's been a long week.
@hooah: Weren't those things just a kopis?
*lurking in a dark corner of the tavern, a man with a cloak over his head overhears the conversation, and as he turns to speak to the patrons a slight glint betrays a beautifully crab guard cut & thrust sword under his robe*
They're all in the same family of weapons. Falcata is a modern term for the sword and shared the size with the machaira apparently. The kopis tended to be bigger, and used more from Greece eastward.
Bartender...give me a pint, and a couple of Absinth chasers.
*turns again into the shadow*
all you guys can use yore falcatas and rhomphias and such, but ill stick with a good ol' .45 and mainz gladius
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*walks into the Tavern...*
Whoa, everybody's got swords n shit! hey, Caeser44! Put that gun away and fight like a man, with a melee weapon!!
*pulls steel Nunchaku out of his pocket* Anyone comes near me with a rhomphaia or a falcata or a spatha or gladius, I WILL BRUCE LEE THE SHIT OUTTA U!:karate:
*puts nunchaku in his right arm and sticks his hand out like Bruce*
WATAAH!!!!! http://www.ken.be/gallery/Vechtsport...e_nunchaku.jpg
*sits at the bar, calm, but still alert*
Barkeep!!! can I get a sapporo?
We are getting a weird bunch in here recently...
*motions to barkeep to exhibit his daikatana*
*steps in waving an AK and its bayonet just in case some wise-ass complains that only blades are man's weapons*
Bartender, a Stalinskaya!
*responds to Ayce by whipping out an M-60 with 3-ft long bayonet*
*calls for backup*
*drops M-60, runs away, then comes back with this:*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzWrkgkzUlw
hey, why yall had to go all Call of Duty 4 on us?????
I wanted to sidekick a roman in the kneecap and beat him with nunchucks (chinese method) until he ran away scared!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO! you guys are no fun.
Guns are too easy!!!!
yo Pez, nice katana... can I take it for a test drive?
/play whistly kill bill tune
hey, what specifically makes it a DAI Katana?
hooahguy: That shot will cost you 500 mnai worth of damage to the oppida. Cheers! :medievalcheers:
Originally Posted by Ayce:
hooahguy: That shot will cost you 500 mnai worth of damage to the oppida. Cheers! :medievalcheers:
:laugh4:
i then pull out a concealed m203 and say" any of you bastards with swords want some, then come get some!!! ( this is after being gutted by rhomphias)::smg: :knight: