I'll beat your chariot with my screeching female ninja gladiator with war dogs on leashQuote:
Originally Posted by General Appo
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I'll beat your chariot with my screeching female ninja gladiator with war dogs on leashQuote:
Originally Posted by General Appo
I have caeser, therefore I win.
I have Brutus. Brutus > Caesar. Brutus pwn Caesar. I win. :D
Let's leave it at that, or I may be forced to bring in my iron-skinned half-naked axemen friends to reinforce my point.
I have Octavian. Octavian pwn everybody and becomes Princeps, I win!
And yes, let´s leave it at this, or I will be forced bo bring my iron-skinned fully-naked axemen to reinforce my point.
im Livia, who killed Octavian....
those new members who walk into the tavern are knocked out by potion in their ale, then are hooked up to a machine like the one in assasin's creed, and are sent back in time to 19 bc to kill corrupt roman legionarys, and i travel into the future to buy guns and explosives, then go back in time to the eb tavern to sell the weapons, thats how they have guns in the tavern..:smash:
everyone started using guns cuz they didnt wanna pit their ancient european weapons against my Jeet Kune Do and Iron Nunchaku...yall saw how bad i pwned ceaser44!
but now imma leave him alone cuz i kicked him with the Bruce Lee Obliterator Sidekick
(which makes Leonidas' "THIS IS SPARTA" kick look like a toe-tap).
I'm still blasting away @ crazy ppl with this AA-12 rapid fire shotgun....somebody has to clean all these intestines off the wall...
Ceaser!!! have you been drinking the gaesetae brew again? How are you still alive?????
it was somewhat of a toe-tap... at least the way i saw it....:smash:Quote:
Originally Posted by Alexandros Maximus
phez ..."Let's leave it at that, or I may be forced to bring in my iron-skinned half-naked axemen friends to reinforce my point."
Now, c'mon. Uzis. AA-12 rapid fire shotguns. British Scythed Chariots drawn by 8 Flaming Pigs with a Head-Hurler and Berserker on it. Now those I can believe you guys have. But friends ... ...
Oh, between me and my wonderful double-handed grip pocket nodachi, lots of friends I have indeed. ;) Lots. They're only half-naked on account of the weather being cold, in fact. ;-)
I have lots of friends!!!! Like.... right over there, in the corner. *Points at a clearly dead man* He´s just taking a nap, dear old... Frank. He likes to... take naps.
Somnolently excellent, your chum. *examines him closely* I didn't know intestines spilling out was a side-effect of slumber...
...But I do now!
ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS!!
This Tavern is for quaffing of frothy beverages and discussing subjects that those pesky moderators would close down in other threads!
The use of weapons (with the exception of bar stools and pool cues) is STRICTLY PROHIBITED within this Tavern.
i second this!
why dont we discuss s/t else... i suggest women. ill start
i prefer women who have brown-haired, are thin, and medium-large chests.....
...and ugly?Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
maybe to you.... and thats my gf, so youd better back off before i slam a stool over ur head.....Quote:
Originally Posted by blank
I prefer any women who prefer me. Hence why I don´t prefer many women. :shame:
*Depressed man sits heavily by the bar and looks sadly towards Horst*
Well, one issue was just closed down on the main forum and I would not open it here either. In fact, my post probably contributed to that closure.:shame: I did not mean that, tried to be sarcastic, you know...
Could you please give me some drink and then cut my head off with one of your shiny rhompaias?:inquisitive:
*Seeing a number of willing mates with their swords drawn hastily reconsiders*
Oh, let us drop the subject, it has been a beautiful weather today in Prague, how is in other places? And what about a beer, friends.~:cheers:
its cold here in Atlanta..... it even snowed a bit in the morning! (it has snowed 4 times in a month- some global warming)
and windy....
Raining here in Stockholm. Always raining. It´ll rain for the rest of the week too. Damn, why did you have to bring up the weather, now I´m depressed.
u hate rain, i actually like rain.....
sunny day in Cluj-Napoca :beam:
some clouds in the afternoon and now all the sky is coverd.I got a really nice veiw from my window:beam:
(gmt+2 here)
currently 23:42 pm
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Originally Posted by hooahguy
wait... you "prefer" your girlfriend then? You can't "prefer" a single person man :sweatdrop:Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
HAHAHAAAQuote:
so youd better back off before i slam a stool over ur head.....
:laugh4:
*falls off stool*
Was a bright sunny day in Cumbria, but it was cold!
not a bad day here, but it's cold, at last for my standards... Actually have a catch cold, some influence, and some grades of fever...
I hate snow, rain, cold weather, gray clouds, wet climate etc... if i had a lot of money i could transfer in some Equator Atollos...
PS: my first post in the Tavern, i go in the kitchen to drink some wine
oops :embarassed:Quote:
Originally Posted by blank
*slams blank over head with the stool he just fell off of*
I'm an untrusting Caesar with a shotgun for short range assassins (plus a nuke for long range threats)
NO WAEPONS IN TAVERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Fires 15.000 rounds with a MG42 into Tom0 who does a Tony Montana and survives but is then shot by a unknown assailant in the back with a sawed-off shotgun and falls of gigant cliff whereafter he is eaten by sharks, the sharks burnt and their ashes spead across the galaxy*
Wait, what did you say? No weapons in the Tavern? Oh well, to sad that I heard it to late to save poor Tom0, but I assure, he is the last one I´ll kill in this tavern.
Nahh he definately put his whole leg and back into that kick. he was leaning backwards.Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
By comparison the Obliterator Sidekick, as patented by Bruce Lee, puts your whole leg, back, and hip into the kick..., this actvates your core muscles, allowing your entire bodyweight to be put into the kick, something that the Spartan Kick doesn't do, because it only relies on the alignment of the ankle, thigh and back to create power.
The Sparta kick is called the Gastreizen in modern Pantkration BTW...
I still think the Bruce Lee kick is better tho...
Obliterator Sidekick, FTW!!!!