Odin, welcome to the Weird club. A worthy contribution to our cesspit of news, indeed!
In honor of our newest member, I suggest we all learn from the latest scientific progress: Violent Sex Acts Boost Insect's Immunity System.
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Odin, welcome to the Weird club. A worthy contribution to our cesspit of news, indeed!
In honor of our newest member, I suggest we all learn from the latest scientific progress: Violent Sex Acts Boost Insect's Immunity System.
Thanks Lemur Im honored by your acknowledgement. Perticularly the news item posted in my honor as I have often felt my time in the backroom has been just like someone has committed a violent sex act against me. :wiseguy:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Disclaimer: The post above is not meant to make light of violent sex acts or violence against fellow animal in anyway. It was meant exclusively to garnish a laughing reaction from Lemur based on shared expirences here in the backroom in comparisson to the article title.
Look on the bright side, your immune system is probably all buffed up ...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/7130665.stmQuote:
A postmaster has been asked to pay back £11,000 which was stolen in a raid at his post office branch in Suffolk.
Tony Francis said he was being "robbed twice" after postal bosses asked him to repay cash his wife was forced to hand over at gunpoint to masked men.
Unfreakinbelievable!!! :dizzy2: :wall:
Don't they have insurance? Either way, that is crazy.
EDIT: Ham; delicious for Hanukkah.
CR
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/m...er/7131532.stmQuote:
Firefighters helped operate on a man who was rushed to hospital after getting a metal ring stuck on the end of his penis.
What a dick. :laugh4:
I'm on a science binge:
The results of a multiple regression analysis of 49 metropolitan areas show that the greater the airtime devoted to country music, the greater the white suicide rate. The effect is independent of divorce, southernness, poverty, and gun availability. The existence of a country music subculture is thought to reinforce the link between country music and suicide. Our model explains 51% of the variance in urban white suicide rates.
It's true that when I put on some Willie Nelson I start to get ... feelings ...
Randy old Gorilla is put on the pill
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Although Belfast Zoo are obviously beating their chests about how good they are with Gorillas
I certainly do.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Then again my "mellow" music is classic rock and most of what I listen to falls into some category of metal....
Have you ever listened to Hank Williams Sr.? Some of the most depressing music ever. There's a tear in my beer...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
Why would anyone want to kill themselves when there are pretty ladies like Taylor Swift out there?
Microsoft pulls plug on Santa when he starts to discuss sex acts and use foul language.
An artificial-intelligence Santa bot operated by Microsoft to talk to children wavered off topic saying: “It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else....” [...]
Once the report of the randy Santa broke, questions prodding Santa to give up even more questionable answers took off like eight tiny reindeer.
Users were able to steer Santa into admitting he was gay or that he was a pedophile.
One person said “…..come on you like big hairy men -- don't hide it!” To which Santa responded, “I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me.”
The references to sex acts, first reported by British news outlet The Register, came when the bot was answering questions about eating pizza. At the time, the bot was chatting with two girls age 11 and 13.
Microsoft recently added the corpulent and foul-mouthed artificial Santa as a bot that Windows Live Messenger users could insert into their IM buddy list as northpole@live.com.
The bot would coax users to participate in a friendly game called Factory Frenzy where the user helps out Santa’s elves. But it is the chat where Santa references sex acts and uses phrases such as “dirty ********.”
My wife told me that 'oral sex' was talking about it!Quote:
“It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else....”
:sweatdrop: :laugh4:
Fatal Fight in a Gun Store!
That's right; a fatal stabbing in a gun store. :dizzy2:Quote:
Fatal fight between gun shop workers under investigation
HENRI BRICKEY
AVALANCHE-JOURNAL
Police are investigating what led to a fatal fight between two employees at a West Lubbock gun store Thursday.
Wayne Knox, 66, died Thursday after a co-worker stabbed him during a fight at the store.
The stabbing took place at about 5:45 p.m. at Fred's Gun Emporium, 3003 Slide Road. Knox was taken to University Medical Center, where he was pronounced dead, police said.
CR
WARNING: Sensitive people stay away from the video...
A very, very, very brave man...
Don't mind the link being in spanish, what matters is the video.
Wow. The best response to this has to be immortal lyrics from AC/DC...Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulforged
I loved this quote.....Quote:
Hundreds of crackers due to be sent to soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan had to be defused after it was discovered they were classed as explosives
:laugh4:Quote:
He told The Sunday Post newspaper: "Every cracker has got to have the snap taken out of it because the RAF won't fly them with the bit still in.
"It's quite tricky to get them out. It took us two hours to go through them all.
"The soldiers will just have to go 'bang' themselves when they pull them."
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/...st/7135383.stm
Man escapes from killer toilet
Leggat told the Evening Express: "At least there was a toilet to use. The only thing I regret is not getting trapped behind the bar."
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5...E_hxxwDL8KYdJA
~:pissed: and :shame:
South Korea, most mist sincere apoligies for whatever they are.
Want a good stock market tip; ingest gold to increase your personal net worth.
Crazed Rabbit
That is very sad Frag. Very sad. :no:
Just eat your carets Rabbit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Why worry about hurricanes when we can just build a ship that will stop them? No, really. I can't do this website justice, you just have to visit. CGI animation set to "We Are the Children."
video anti hurricane technology
Hurricane active technology prevention
Anti-hurricane Technology Fund - Actively, straight muffle hurricane, rise him straight in roads, find his depression, utilize his strength straight against him, let he destroys alone.
Finally, we have know how for anti-hurricane technology,
you have know how to support it, together we will succeed.
Jozef Solc, founder
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Cats can see in the dark.
Yeah you knew that, but I meant cats YOU can see in the dark. Of course from Asia.
http://www.koreatimes.co.kr/www/news...123_15447.html
I especially liked the music in the background of the promotion video of the anti hurricane video that explaned absolutely nothing.
"We are the world, We are ..."
I bet he'll get a lot of funding.
http://space.newscientist.com/articl...ing-spins.html
Why is it here?
Science: Subject to change. :laugh4: :2thumbsup:Quote:
"This result throws out all our current models of galaxy formation."
Man nearly dies downing vodka at airport
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Well, what else was he supposed to do? You have to admire his dedication.... :barrel:
Man pounds beaver to save wife.
(yes, its a little old)
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/7142920.stmQuote:
He said that the assailants used a sharp hunting knife, and left the old man alone and bleeding slowly to death.
Local people who found him unconscious alerted the police, who rushed him to hospital in Tirupati.
After regaining consciousness Mr Kondaiah said that he had no idea why he was targeted in such a manner, and did not understand the motive of the miscreants in taking away his leg.
Speechless. :sweatdrop: