but big sticks do, and I have one.
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but big sticks do, and I have one.
the boogie man
wanted a stick to
. The boogie man would do anything for this stick
(but)rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
and the quality of mercy is not strained
yet the attention span of our readers is
is low, and although the fighting style of our readers is
rather small
the prospect of the upcoming weekend makes them fearless
cuz they realy look foreward on drinkin much beer http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/smokin.gif
and making out with their beloved ones
and drinking more beer http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/smokin.gif
in turns with smoking pot
did I mentiond beer?
so they drunk beer and smoked pot until one of them said "mars bar"
Which caused everyone to become...
Cambodian Dagger-Ninjas
Sigurd: and summer's lease hath all too short a date
or by opposing, end them.Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
The quality of mercy is not strained
except when it's raining
It dropeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath.
(In fairness, I had to ask my mom about that one. I didn't know it myself)
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/joker.gif
where monkeys preformed a suspicious sundance
and found that a rose by any other name,
would still smell the same.
Where the h@ll where we talking about http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...s/confused.gif
hehe...Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
when butterflies fly in my head. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/dizzy.gif
I get dizzy cuz they bump against my skull
Hier hängst du dauernd rum kyl http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cgi/emoticons/eek.gif
Ne ne
Klär mich mal auf worum geht es hier eigendlich ?
umz chyuc yuc nupot no sludi
(its not gibberish btw, but I'm pretty damn sure no-one here has any idea what it is. why makes it kinda pointless. hmmm.)
to be or not to be,
you can´t german ? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
Nein. ich kann nicht deutsch sprechen, Ich bin eine dumfkopf
http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/smile.gif muss man dumm sein,wenn mann kein deutsch kann ?
ja ,ja ,ja Ich habe keine verstanden, und meine grammatik ist Scheiße.
LOL denks du meine ist besser ? NEIN
Ich kann kaum english und mein Deutsch ist auch nicht das beste http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/smokin.gif
Egal hauptsache man kann es verstehn
Dein Deutsch ist GUT
Sigurd: and often is its gold complexion dimm'd ( I THINK that dimmed was truncated so that the form could be preserved but I'm uncertain)
Some_totalwar_dude: We're quoting Shakespeare at each other
71-Ahmed: that is the question.
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
by chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
nor lose possession of that fair thou owest(sp?)
;Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
for thou hast been given life for all eternity.
(heh)
(sorry m8...)Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
When in eternal lines to time thou growest;
(don't worry, didn't cite Will, was my own creation)
incomprehensibly
clumsily
*spam*
foolishnis (sp?)
Brown
panties
took a shotgun to
As long as men can breathe and eyes can see,
it goes on hunts,
so long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
fin
(phew.. This poem was one of the reasons my beautiful wife chose me as her husband, I sent it to her anonymously on a valentines day, and she spent quite a while trying to figure out who it was from. She never found out (I went to another part of town and posted it ) until I mentioned while we where dating that I liked sonnet 18 and quoted it from memory. She remembered the valentine card and I had to confess and got the best kiss ever. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif So you unmarried guys, go and do ye likewise http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wave.gif )
"There is no fin in this thread", shouted the Viking angrily and
(Some girls are just sooo easy to impress, don't you agree Sigurd? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif)
used his huge axe to decapitate some
possesed rabbit warriors
Garden dwarves
( This really is a good sonnet to memorize. Not only does one look good for having learned some Shakespeare by rote, but it also is among the most romantic sentiments one can espouse to a woman. Assuming the woman is smart enough to understand it, of course. I'm happy to see it worked out for A.K.A [AKA Sigurd] http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif )
who kept my teddybear hostage http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/mecry.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
with mustard and
(Demon of Light shoots the angry Viking)
ketchup
and by tying their shoelaces together (those bastards!http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif
(hehe Rowan Atkison in hot shots 2 isn't it? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif )Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
They let him play the horrible game army men all day
causing his brain cells to fuse
with the chair he sat on
(we'r still talking about my teddybear ok? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif )
and the chair said:
'Enormous glass egg'
and then some firemen came, and the lights cause the chair to go into an epileptic fit
with lots of foaming at the mouth...
~SPASM~
After spasming (as most chairs do) the chair equipped his trusty
potato
and put it in the microwave until
It began to dance.... CHIWAUWA
The firemen, thinking the house was on fire, broke down the door with their fearsome firemen axes