I'll give you an elephant (:elephant:) for those balloons! :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vuk
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I'll give you an elephant (:elephant:) for those balloons! :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Vuk
why are rock parties incompatible with my grade?
i mean, you try to have one, but then everyone except for a chosen few want to change the music to pop or someother :daisy: like that.
why is chocolate milk so good?
umm
It's not. It tastes like pee.
If the moon was made of cheese... could we use it to end world hunger?
I Like Cashews And Milk :clown::crown:!!
i hate passover
Remember the lactose intolerant. We may end the world hunger, but the flatulence (mostly methane) will either outright poison us or escape into the atmosphere as a greenhouse gas, stewing us on Earth.Quote:
Originally Posted by The New Che Guevara
good point AP.... as someone who is lactose-intolerant, i would say that the people we helped would die soon afterwards by the smell.... :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
You are lactose intolerant? How bad is it for you?
And why do you loathe Passover?
my lactose intolerance isnt horrible. i just pass gas a lot when i have dairy
I use to be lactose intolerant when I was younger; I'd get horrible stomach-aches.
Last year, after losing a bet, I was forced to drink a large glass of milk, and felt no side-effects. Ever since, I have been having milk with my cereal for breakfast (which isn't too often) and suffer no ill effects. I guess I grew out of it.
And yeah, why do you hate passover, Hooah? It's an important religious holiday. You should be proud to celebrate it.
maybe he isn't religous?Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
and why is orange such a green colour?
YAY! I gotz an elephants! Now to go about making me an elephant baby. :beam:
trust me, i am religious- i am probably one of the only religious jews on the ORG. but even religious people can hate eating flat cardboard things for 8 days straight. sure im proud- i still hate it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
:beam:
Can I file charges against a tomato for sexual harrasment?
may we ask why, Vuk?
I still have bruises from the darned thing!Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
bruses cause a suit for sexual harassment? does that mean every time someone punches me in the arm and it leaves a bruise i can sue them for sexual harassment?
It was sexual harrasment at first, but it quickly escalated into sexual assault. This is my first time being defiled by garden produce :embarassed:, I am ashamed... :help:Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
And you dare call ME at tool, Meth? You are, for the sixty-seventh time worse than I thought. I do not know how much farther this can go... What a tool... I bet you were struggling to keep yourself falling out of your chair due to your laughing when you were typing that post...Quote:
Originally Posted by Megas Methuselah
Will my post count surpass hooahguy's while he's celebrating passover?
From the looks of how much you just spammed, I would say yes. But while you sit hunched over your computer, bathing in eerie light and masticating greasy pizzas, Hooah will be having a LIFE. Yes, "life". Alien word, is it not :clown:? So what he loses in post count, he will gain in other things...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
Hey, spending time on a forum is just as valid a life choice as visiting foreign places. Maybe Rhyfelwyr's life is even more fulfilling than yours! :yes:
ill be sure to spam in the next few hours a TON so you wont catch up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
You are such a hypocritical kid. :laugh4::clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Aemilius Paulus
why deos matzah taste like cardboard?
300 posts!!!!
:birthday2: :birthday2: :birthday2: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :elephant: :elephant: :charge: :charge: :charge:
Wrong thread for that.
Here.
http://tinyurl.com/d96b7n
Why does ACIN have such a tinyurl?