Innocent, I am not; but how did I make your nose bleed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
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Innocent, I am not; but how did I make your nose bleed?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
Innocent, I am not
Hah! proof at last!
Vote ATPG
How about you tell me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
This is a symptom for every new member of the EB Tavern, it should disappear after a week, or 3 days depending on how hard you lurk.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rhyfelwyr
Dear Mikehunt,
Have you seen the sun today?
Glenn.
No, I never do. Too pale to be in direct sunlight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Aha!Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Now we know one aspect of his physical apearance.
He's a redhead :clown:
I am going to laugh when you decipher what I look like by lurking through all my posts then be shocked when I finally post a picture and its nothing like you expected.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
Still trying sweetheart?
Talking to me or miotas?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
You darlin.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Ahhh. I am not just trying I am succeeding. Also, "sweetheart"? "darlin"? you trying to say something here?Quote:
Originally Posted by Strike For The South
He wants to partake of your forbidden fruit.
Its only forbidden because people seem to think they can walk into my garden and take my apples for free. Well I am sick of it, so no more fruit for anyone!
You mean... they try while you are sleeping?
Why not throw them out of the garden forever? That's not harsh at all. Also, curse them with the ability to die and have their corpses rot, too. That'll teach them.Quote:
Its only forbidden because people seem to think they can walk into my garden and take my apples for free. Well I am sick of it, so no more fruit for anyone!
By the way, I heard you're making some sort of punishment apparatus. May I suggest... something to do with fire?
Meh, too lazy. I will just delegate the task to someone else. Probably one of my tenants, Beezle... something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Does anyone have any actual questions/ need advice?
Whenever, no one can resist my tasty apples.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glenn
Can i still have the oranges?
Beezle.... juice?
Beezlejuice.
Beezlejuice.
*nothing happens*
Drat.
With orange juice the price it is nowadays? Heck no. You can have my blackberries though, I have too many of the dang things already.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
Well where can i get free oranges?
I need some advice ACIN!
Try Beetlebub.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Free orange depot.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
That's code for something, but I'm not sure what. Sign me up, though.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
Why did you have to reveal it? Now the whole world knows where to secretly get the shiniest pots and pans for their kitchen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Damn. I read "Can i still have the organs?" and I though what kind of a weird guy you are.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
Probably says more about me then about you. :square:
You need to stop thinking about my organs Fixiwee.
ACIN, I need some advice, my hair is too long so I want to cut it but if I do I will wake up everyone in the house.
What should I do?
When they see your new haircut, their anger will disappear and they will praise you for your awesome hair cutting skills.Quote:
Originally Posted by miotas
I guess ACINs posts are written from fortune cookies.