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The gatehouse was under the deep blue ocean which was also under attack from the octosquids, which has eighty eyes which are all the same size and colour with a hard coating of candy and chocolate. Dark-chocolate nightcrawlers wriggled out of a dirty sucker from an octosquid with eyes the size of Mount Rushmore's, shaped like giant bananas. The octosquid's fat momma was killed to prevent more posts to this thread. It failed. And so 134 billion in US pigs took flight to Mars, where they kills people till they die. The pigs went home crossing the Italian-Swiss border into Switzaly, where unicorns in a false-bottomed suitcase tend to roam the range with two Japanese sailboats. But the American businessmen were arrested because they ate cheese. Shocked, that 40 percent might survive the zombie attack by eating old cheesburgers, an elephant then proceeded dumping legal or counterfeit newspapers into the '95 before they default on money owed to octosquids. Octosquids went mysteriously extinct, but the sperm-whale purge earlier had eaten the payment of treasury bonds and now its at a martian zoo playing football. The entire world quakes in fear as Krakens on the warpath, searching for Marie Antoinette, finds DJ Paul. This results in a paradox of unepic proportions due to long, hard, sweaty treks through a powerful, full-breasted, epic, and hot giant robin flew up into the sun and ate it. Coincidentally, another banana was hurled onto the camels back which was sweaty, lumpy, and hairy. In other words Americas Army 3 stunk like garbage rotting in a half-destroyed, burning, sweaty, hairy beaver. Everyone is here. however, there goes the killer flatulence that gassed this paragraph
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Re: New 4 word story
The gatehouse was under the deep blue ocean which was also under attack from the octosquids, which has eighty eyes which are all the same size and colour with a hard coating of candy and chocolate. Dark-chocolate nightcrawlers wriggled out of a dirty sucker from an octosquid with eyes the size of Mount Rushmore's, shaped like giant bananas. The octosquid's fat momma was killed to prevent more posts to this thread. It failed. And so 134 billion in US pigs took flight to Mars, where they kills people till they die. The pigs went home crossing the Italian-Swiss border into Switzaly, where unicorns in a false-bottomed suitcase tend to roam the range with two Japanese sailboats. But the American businessmen were arrested because they ate cheese. Shocked, that 40 percent might survive the zombie attack by eating old cheesburgers, an elephant then proceeded dumping legal or counterfeit newspapers into the '95 before they default on money owed to octosquids. Octosquids went mysteriously extinct, but the sperm-whale purge earlier had eaten the payment of treasury bonds and now its at a martian zoo playing football. The entire world quakes in fear as Krakens on the warpath, searching for Marie Antoinette, finds DJ Paul. This results in a paradox of unepic proportions due to long, hard, sweaty treks through a powerful, full-breasted, epic, and hot giant robin flew up into the sun and ate it. Coincidentally, another banana was hurled onto the camels back which was sweaty, lumpy, and hairy. In other words Americas Army 3 stunk like garbage rotting in a half-destroyed, burning, sweaty, hairy beaver. Everyone is here. however, there goes the killer flatulence that gassed this paragraph to death.
The cow
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Re: New 4 word story
The gatehouse was under the deep blue ocean which was also under attack from the octosquids, which has eighty eyes which are all the same size and colour with a hard coating of candy and chocolate. Dark-chocolate nightcrawlers wriggled out of a dirty sucker from an octosquid with eyes the size of Mount Rushmore's, shaped like giant bananas. The octosquid's fat momma was killed to prevent more posts to this thread. It failed. And so 134 billion in US pigs took flight to Mars, where they kills people till they die. The pigs went home crossing the Italian-Swiss border into Switzaly, where unicorns in a false-bottomed suitcase tend to roam the range with two Japanese sailboats. But the American businessmen were arrested because they ate cheese. Shocked, that 40 percent might survive the zombie attack by eating old cheesburgers, an elephant then proceeded dumping legal or counterfeit newspapers into the '95 before they default on money owed to octosquids. Octosquids went mysteriously extinct, but the sperm-whale purge earlier had eaten the payment of treasury bonds and now its at a martian zoo playing football. The entire world quakes in fear as Krakens on the warpath, searching for Marie Antoinette, finds DJ Paul. This results in a paradox of unepic proportions due to long, hard, sweaty treks through a powerful, full-breasted, epic, and hot giant robin flew up into the sun and ate it. Coincidentally, another banana was hurled onto the camels back which was sweaty, lumpy, and hairy. In other words Americas Army 3 stunk like garbage rotting in a half-destroyed, burning, sweaty, hairy beaver. Everyone is here. however, there goes the killer flatulence that gassed this paragraph to death.
The cow is dead. I ate
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole is
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore,
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome, as awesome as a
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome, as awesome as as candy; 9 wives
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome, as awesome as as candy; 9 wives have half a husband
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome, as awesome as as candy; 9 wives have half a husband each. The fires fell
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome, as awesome as as candy; 9 wives have half a husband each. The fires fell upon Vegas like a
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome, as awesome as as candy; 9 wives have half a husband each. The fires fell upon Vegas like a second wife, so great
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome, as awesome as as candy; 9 wives have half a husband each. The fires fell upon Vegas like a second wife, so greatly 'polygamistic', like a
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome, as awesome as as candy; 9 wives have half a husband each. The fires fell upon Vegas like a second wife, so greatly 'polygamistic', like a pizza caught in a
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The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome, as awesome as as candy; 9 wives have half a husband each. The fires fell upon Vegas like a second wife, so greatly 'polygamistic', like a pizza caught in a monsoon of cheesy fries
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome, as awesome as as candy; 9 wives have half a husband each. The fires fell upon Vegas like a second wife, so greatly 'polygamistic', like a pizza caught in a monsoon of cheesy fries, burning like the fires
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome, as awesome as as candy; 9 wives have half a husband each. The fires fell upon Vegas like a second wife, so greatly 'polygamistic', like a pizza caught in a monsoon of cheesy fries, burning like the fires of a ginormous, flatulent
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Re: New 4 word story
The cow is dead. I ate some grass-covered flies with pork and mayonaise while riding a unicycle. The dead cow stinks like unwashed tuna, which has passed through a smelly pair of large intestines. This of course cant surpass the fact of life; that everything in a black hole isn't in one. therefore - I did this already by the way - polygamy must be very awesome, as awesome as as candy; 9 wives have half a husband each. The fires fell upon Vegas like a second wife, so greatly 'polygamistic', like a pizza caught in a monsoon of cheesy fries, burning like the fires of a ginormous, flatulent, blue-flaming consulate tyrant