Some from the show to get you guys started:
Masturbation... are YOU getting your five-a-day?
Do your knickers feel uncomfortable on? Try Bacardi Breezer!
This isn't just a gimp mask... this is an S&M gimp mask.
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Some from the show to get you guys started:
Masturbation... are YOU getting your five-a-day?
Do your knickers feel uncomfortable on? Try Bacardi Breezer!
This isn't just a gimp mask... this is an S&M gimp mask.
So it is more like a product tag line. Good. I thought you were looking for mini-sketches but my mind could only work up tag lines.
I had to quote this one because it's both funny and I knew Beskar would probably use it! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Secura
Yup, that's basically it; just think of any commercial (British, American, Japanese or whatever) and come up with a commercial slogan that you wouldn't see on the television or in magazines.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
Another example from the show is:
Poor and can't be bothered to cook? That's why mums go to Iceland.
Iceland being a British supermarket chain that sells cheap, low-quality food that's pretty much 'whack it in the microwave' in terms of cooking difficulty. The latter part "that's why mums go to Iceland" is actually the store's current slogan, which makes it even funnier.
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Originally Posted by Gregoshi
Go from Nought to Sixty in only 5.8 seconds; even when you don't want to! - Toyota
Despite being a big oil company, we're unhappy about the way CO2 damages the atmosphere. We want to show a commitment to tackling climate change. However, that's really hard, and we're lazy. So instead, we're going to buy a windmill and fill this advert with pictures of flowers to show just how green we are - Shell et al.
Classic! :laugh4:Quote:
Go from Nought to Sixty in only 5.8 seconds; even when you don't want to! - Toyota
Pepsi Cola - now with added fluorine - cleans your teeth as you drink!
Is your baby giving you restless nights? Try Gordon's Gin! (TM)
Our latest line of vaccuum-cleaners, they truly suck.
Volvo: Best. Bond car. Ever!
Tyson processed foods: loaded with all the goodness your doctor warned you about.
Viagra: just because.
Natural Lite: When you need a beer really bad, we've got a really bad beer!
:laugh4: Beer is a good commercial subject.
Budwieser: We can't honestly say it is good, so look at the pretty horsies!
When the mountains on the Coors can turn blue, you know the good beer in your fridge is the perfect temperature for drinking.
Real.Quote:
Our latest line of vaccuum-cleaners, they truly suck.
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:laugh4: That get's my vote! :laugh4:Quote:
Natural Lite: When you need a beer really bad, we've got a really bad beer!
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But they are good at it as well, translation isn't needed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1ZZreXEqSYQuote:
Originally Posted by Gregoshi
You forgot to give the number! :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
1-800-SEE-THRU
(I have a rather extensive collection of three and four letter words that could fit here, but I don't want to go there. Let's just say some of them are "fat" "nude" and "wang")