The Search for the Skull Island

Waiting for BSmith's response Captain Darth Feather the Fantastic decides to attack the enemy (again).

Re: The Search for the Skull Island



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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 113 -4
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 117
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125 -5
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

Captain Darth Feather The Fantastic is very disapointed: he also targetted The Fanny Adams. So the real stats are something like

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 113
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 120
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 96
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Originally Posted by Darth Feather

Captain Darth Feather The Fantastic is very disapointed

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Feel free to disengage then, Cap'n Feather. You're in control of your own destiny - I only take orders from Rumbreath, Arr Cap'n Smith. So 'til he says stand down, I'll keep firin' back.

As Captain Darth Feather The Fantastic can't be beaten, he decides in his infinite wisdom to disengage. The mortal leaders of the Fanny Adams have been granted their lives and ship.

Shiver me yardsails, and splice the timbers.

Boof.

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 113
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 120
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 88 -8
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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I was 15 minutes away from having the ship fully repaired. Alas.

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 113
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 120
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 98 +10
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

"Mwahahahaha! Your ship will never be perfect! There will always be some minor damage left that will annoy you, like a splinter on your mast, or a thread dangling from the mainsail! Mwahahahaha!"

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Originally Posted by townhughthom

"Mwahahahaha! Your ship will never be perfect! There will always be some minor damage left that will annoy you, like a splinter on your mast, or a thread dangling from the mainsail! Mwahahahaha!"

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I would repair more than 10 damage at a time, but I'm too busy making sure that the crew's beds are arranged by order of height, and that the ship's rations are sorted alphabetically. We must have order!

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Originally Posted by Ishmael

I would repair more than 10 damage at a time, but I'm too busy making sure that the crew's beds are arranged by order of height, and that the ship's rations are sorted alphabetically. We must have order!

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Ah, that bed arrangement makes sense. You just need to roll over into the next bed, and, as the occupant in of equivalent size, so long as he is facing the right way you can get straight to business, with no faffing about.

You've clearly got your priorities straight over there on the Windrunner.

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 113
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 120 -5
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 108
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

How did you re-engage? Only the captain has that authority.

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Originally Posted by Ibn-Khaldun

Captain - Can give orders to engage other ships or an order to disengage. In later parts he will receive new powers.

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Originally Posted by townhughthom

Ah, that bed arrangement makes sense. You just need to roll over into the next bed, and, as the occupant in of equivalent size, so long as he is facing the right way you can get straight to business, with no faffing about.

You've clearly got your priorities straight over there on the Windrunner.

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We chose the crew bonus for a reason :wink:.

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Originally Posted by Darth Feather

How did you re-engage? Only the captain has that authority.

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I was under the impression we were always grouped this phase, and engaging/disengaging wasn't a factor.

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Originally Posted by Ishmael

We chose the crew bonus for a reason :wink:.

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Here on the HMS No Dweebs or Gurls, we go for quality over quantity. I bet you even have Scotsmen on your ship...

Sorry - I missed your post about disengaging. If that is done I take back my attack on you anyway

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 113
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125 +10
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 108
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

I'll sort out that little problem. Too busy bunk hopping to keep accurate records over there.

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 113
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 90 -8
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ahahaha! Perfection!

Now, back to important business. Should it be labelled as 'sweet potato' or 'kumara?'

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 113
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 100 +10
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

That was a badly timed post. Now I have 3 attacks left, and you only have two repairs.

Meep meep.

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 113
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 100
Hull: 284 -16
Cannons: 10

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Plink.

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 113
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 100
Hull: 268 -16
Cannons: 10

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 123 (+10)
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 100
Hull: 268
Cannons: 10

Ribbit.

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 123
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 92 -8
Hull: 268
Cannons: 10

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Seems The Windrunner will be blown to pieces by the Brittish.

Okay, time for me to go to sleep and leave my poor ship to be subject to a savage mauling.

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 123
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 100 +8
Hull: 268
Cannons: 10

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Ship: Fanny Adams
Officers: Captain BSmith (Craftsman), Lieutenant LazyMcCrow (Cannoneer)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125 (+2)
Hull: 300
Cannons: 10

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Ship: The Galactic Chutzpah
Officers: Captain Darth Feather (Cannoneer), Lieutenant edse (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 125
Hull: 300
Cannons: 8

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Ship: HMS No Dweebs or Gurls
Officers: Captain townhughthom (Cannoneer), Lieutenant HopAlongBunny (Craftsman)
Crew: 50
Sails: 100
Hull: 300
Cannons: 16

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Ship: Windrunner
Officers: Captain Caius (Cannoneer), Lieutenant Ishmael (Craftsman)
Crew: 75
Sails: 100
Hull: 268
Cannons: 10

Lazy McCrowsnest requests extra popcorn rations for his powder monkeys and polishes his spyglass.

The phase ended 74 minutes ago folks, so the last two sets of orders were too late.

That's why I,Captain Darth Feather The Fantastic, said the Windrunner would be attacked by the Brittish.

Bilging the Mainsail sir!:ballchain: