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Thanks abokease! i'll add them to the first post. :bow:
:charge: :charge: No I've Got S0o0O0omethix For A Realix Bartix Fanix. :charge: :charge:
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who can translate this since I can't speak bartix that good:
i constantle played the crazy frog... bring bring ding bowdooa
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WOH WILLX FINX IT OUX? :book: :book: :book: :book: :book: :book: :book: :book: ~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused: ~:confused: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel:
vERRYX hARD!! :dizzy2: :dizzy2: :dizzy2: :embarassed:
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hmmm...I think I'm getting better and better at this!
~:cheers:
btw: does anybody knows a good site about some bartix history it's really intresting.
No, sadly enough the wonderful tale of Bartix and its odd origins are only to be found here. It would be nice if it had a dedicated website though.
yes, someone really should make a website about bartix and my idol, abokix. Nobody can make that much smilies in one post... god I miss him... ~:( ~:( ~:(.
~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2: :balloon2:
OMG!!!
he's back my hero...
:faints: (not because someones eating mushrooms)
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did you see all those smilies!!! bartastix!
I can just see a middle school student writing an essay on Bartix and their contributions to the Ancient World...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
yeah, just liek an essay on the 'ninjas that are so cool i wanna crap my pants' great site. especially teh part where he demostrates how to commit suicide with a frisbee
why would anyone demonstrate how to commit suicide with a frisbee? the idea.
cause...I mean everbody knows how to do that!
But it would be really cool such a site!
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Why Bartix unit skinny?
:thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown: :thumbsdown:
I R Phatt!!
:bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry: :bigcry:
And Y no Pegasi? Histerikali Bartix use Battle Pegasi!! :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :duel: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge: :charge:
Hm, it looks like the Isle of Bartix is becoming a more and more interesting legend - new members are even naming themselves after the legend! I haven't seen the Isle of Bartix on any modern mapix, so I guess Bartix could be the lost Atlantix? ~D ~D ~D ~D ~D ~:cool: ~:cool: ~:cool: ~:cool: ~:cool: :charge: :charge: :charge: :dizzy2: ~:cool: ~D ~:confused: ~:eek: ~:) ~;) :bow:
oh my god! they are invading from urANUS. All these bartix or aboix posts are confusing meh ~;)
Hi havent looked for a while any way the plagix hopliix have learned how to sword fight...use spears! :duel: :balloon2: :duel: :balloon2: :duel: :balloon2: :duel: :balloon2: :duel:
From Wikipedia, the free dictionary that ANYONE can edit! ~D
Bartix
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The isle of Bartix had went through it's first golden age in the 3rd century BC. After having kept up trade connections with the greeks - who called the isle "Atlantix", they were cut off from all such contacts by the fall of Alexander the Great's empire, and the internal fighting between the diadochi. Bartix is often confused with Baktria, another important empire on the mainland near the isle.
The Bartix army, based around the plagix hoplix and their fearsome pikes used not for stabbing but for slashing, chopping moves much like swords were used by European armies of the time, grew powerful thanks to implementing the Persian cataphracts, converting them to the famous bartix katapratix. Thanks to this army, Bartix even managed to get a foothold on the mainland for a short period, which tragically ended by the death of the Bartixic king Alexandrix in 250 BC. After this, the empire experienced a time of destruction and internal rivalry, until finally in 220 BC not only the Bartixian tribes, but also the entire isle, was destroyed. It's from here that the tale of Atlantix, famous from Greek mythology, originates.
CULTURE
The Bartixian culture is well-known thanks to new archaelogical discoveries of pots found along the Indian coast in 2005 AD. Bartix decorated their pots with what we would call "wireframe graphics". Thin lines were favored, and humans depicted in the Bartixian art where often thinner than in contemporary greek and roman art, where anatomical correctness is favored. New science however suggests that this might not be because the Bartixian despised realism, but on the contrary that this means the Bartixian people in fact actually where thinner than greeks and romans of the time. This theory is supported by new ancient images of the plagix hoplix found by the scientist Abok Asix, and is gaining more and more popularity among scholars.
The Bartixians were also famous for a special type of art referred to as "smilix", which were mixed up in texts, and often only showed a stylized version of a face or facial expression to enforce the message of the text. During the late Bartixian golden age, these symbols were often overused.
The scientist Abok Asix has also here carried out an ambitious study, and claims that the modern Smilies originate from this Bartixian tradition. Smilix where adopted by the romans after their conquest of Mesopotamia during the reign of Trajan. We can assume that what in roman sources is called "smilii" are indeed the same thing as the Bartixian smilix.
THE TIME AFTER 220 BC
Although the Bartixian empire succumbed to internal fighting and possible also a natural disaster which made the isle sink into the ocean, the Bartixian empire no longer appears in any sources. Tactitus mentions the Bartixians in his Germania as "a determined people who dress themselves in short skirts - both men and women" He also states that: "the Bartixians used weaponry similar to the dacian falx", but one may question the correctness of this passage, because we know today that the Bartixians lived on an isle in the Indian ocean. Tacitus might have confused the Bartixians with the Roxolani, who also liked the letter "X" very much, and are known for using the "falx" in combat. Traces of a plagix hoplix sarrisix suggests that the Bartixians used phalanxix warfare instead of falxix and swordix. Dio Cassius briefly mentions that: "This island [Bartix] was involved in trade with the Roman empire in the 4th century BC", but apart from that no roman history writers even mention the isle.
Although Bartix has been forgotten for many thousand years, the recent discoveries outside India has opened the eyes of the historians all over the world and Bartix is now one of the most active fields of historical research. Also entertainment have found an interest in the mighty Isle. This new interest can, among other places, be found in new games and modifications of existing ones, including Europa Barbarorum.
We need to make a Bartix page in Wiki. Who wants to do it?
Mmmm, no mention of the mysterious 20 watt light bulbs found in a wreck near the ancient Brooklix seaport, along with a variety of shaggin' objects...
Besides, that version of Bartix end is wrong, the truth is -as the expert Abok Asix has stated- that they "LOST BECAUSE KING HAD THE PLAGUE AND HE HAD NO HEIRS".
Now he's very busy in his last research, "trying to find out why there is so called "paint hasn't been used since before purchasing you pc".
Yeah, I forgot the light bulbs :embarassed: . In fact there is a connection between Bartix and Alexandrix Volta, who later invented the 20 watt light bulbix. I also forgot the Bartixian connection with Hannix. After the battle of Zama, Hannix fled to his seleucid friends. But what isn't known to most people is that he also spoke to the Bartixian king. According to Livy, he said the famous words from your signature...
What's more, if you apply some simple mathematical operations on the letter indexes in "Bartix", the words "Sophia", "Mary Magdalene", "Holy grail" and "Da Vinci Code" are yielded.
aboix is making bartix total war
https://forums.totalwar.org/vb/showthread.php?t=49894
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Heheh, i saw his Mod idea earlier. It would actually be quiet a good idea, for those looking for a laugh.
It'd be the coolest thing ever! :D After EB ofcourse :)
what does that mean? (to the left, under avatar)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikeus Caesar
has micky been a naughty boy?
he has that for a while now , I think it was cause he was bashing Clayton a couple of weeks ago.
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this is a little late, but those skins look awesome! and the models! so unique! but u forgot BARTIX COWVALAX the bartix-ian cow cavalry! :charge: :charge: :charge:
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hey so about the bartix
i say we make a unit
the 20 watt lightbulb throwers!!!
how cool is that?!!?
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This thing has taken on a life of its own, far beyond what anyone ever thought it could. :bow:
Oh, and 20 watt lightbulb throwers is a brilliant idea. :idea: Especially if their special skill is "Insult Intelligence," which would lower the enemy's morale. ~:joker:
You all know how during the general's speech, we get a close up of the units taunting the enemy? Well, you guys could record new taunts for the Bartixian units! You know, the usual "You 20 watt lightbulbs!", "Romanix is an asshole! (REPEAT 5 TIMES)", and "You like to shag the object!"
Bartix - the gift that keeps on giving.
The Bartix:Total War mod should play faster than the regular game. Say, something like you have 200 turns before Bartix sinks into the sea, so better conquer with all due speed. The urANUS death ray and the war snakes should make it relatively do-able.
maybe there is a way to implement the TometeOfDoom-moral-patrol