*gives boudica a 1 english sterling pound.... he doesnt have dollars*
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*gives boudica a 1 english sterling pound.... he doesnt have dollars*
Just to re-iterate for you mental patients who can't read the thread properly:
Beefy is innocent! We went on holiday together!
You can't lynch him! Just look at his little face!
https://i35.tinypic.com/255hwtk.png
I'm not hearing luuuuuunacy..... :smash:
The Paper Teddy Bear Legions heed the Provider's call... and DECLARES WAR ON WOAD&FANGS!
Unvote: Beefy
Vote: W&F
unvote: vote: woad&fangs
For the lulz. Brilliant work, taka.
You know, I just don't picture Beefy187 as a middle-aged white guy. I can't. It's either a vague idea of a younger gentleman from japan, or a giant Buddha-like Bull/god floating around in the sky, raining steaks on people.
Either way, it's better than that creepy guy you posted; he looks like he's heiling the Fuhrer.
You telling me you don't recognise Danny DeVito in 'One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest'?!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
shame on you!
ANd btw - can someone who can count properly do a tally please?
I never saw that film, and he's still creepy looking, and he's still looking like he's heiling the Fuhrer in that image.
:clown:
:laugh4: he indeed doesQuote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
So now that I've exposed you, you're trying to kill me:drama2:
Do not be sheeple. Do not follow the polar bear overlord. I vote for the silent one because he is silent. We can't determine his guilt or innocence so he must be killed! Either he is the killer and he will float by unquestioned, or he is innocent and he will distract us. It is best to lynch him now and be done with the whole process. Have you ever heard of the serial killer, Thoreau the Silent? No? Of course not! Polk made sure to have him killed before he could kill anyone! Let's follow the example of our current president/king of the molerantulas and kill the silent one!
popopoolalalllalalarrararrr bebebeeaeaeeararar ovovovovveveererererlrlrlrlororordrdrddd isisssiissis ATATATATPTPTPTPPGPGPGGPGPPGG!
"The Provider" has donne it again.....:smiley: Unvote:Beefy Vote:Woad&Fangs
Sane thoughts:Even if not, I has a back up plan....:hippie:
I think you misssssssssspelled my name, Airez.
SSHSHSHHSHSHSHHHHHOOVOVOVOVOVOVVVVEVEVEVEVEEEE OOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFOFFF, DDEDMEMDEDEEDMMDMDMEMEMEMOOONONONONN!Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Temper, temper Ares.
Wow I'm dead for afew days and it all turns into a nut house here :P
He's just roleplaying. :bow:
Vote: Woads
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Greyblades
Vote: Sigur....
Wait? We like your ploy, just don't scare us so much taka. Yes, our heart is pounding.
Vote: Omanes, we just have a hunch, a FoS but as a vote.
Or we search him. What if we have searched him already? And what if he comes up clean? We see these things. Yes, we think you are desperate.Quote:
Originally Posted by woad&fangs
UnvoteVote: W&F
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
I may be paranoid, but that doesn't mean that people aren't out to get me ~ some guy
Did someone say you are paranoid, woad&fangs?
Who's out to get you?
My "mother" did when she locked me up here. That leprechaun queen obviously wants these thugs to do her dirty work for her. You greedy bunch of loons! How can you kill an innocent for a pot of gold:drama2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Unvote
We are a bit restless. Give us a moment to clear our thoughts.
At least there is the multiple unvoting. That's not exactly unexpected, either. :wink:
:quiet: :clown:Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Well, I see now why taka's bandwagon worked so well. That was a smart move, taka. However, we can't rule White Eyes and Ares as innocent just because they cooperated with you. Think about what the mafia would do if he were in their position: exactly the same thing.
Unvote: taka
Vote: Woad & Fangs
I do hope this works. And I rather do hope the woad doesn't give a bitter taste to the flesh...
Is it me, or is the bandwaggon against Woad and Fangs for bandwagoning kind of ironic.
-Leans back in his chair and begains cleaning shotgun-
no.... i said shlin and WE and i can guarantee their innocence :yes: my head on it.
however i have no comment on ares - but i just thought woads was scummier than ares
:laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lord Winter
From what we have seen White Eyes is neutral. But, we may yet be wrong. Yes, we are open to what others within us have seen.
Apologies, I forgot the round ended a couple hours ago.
Writeup to follow. Can I get someone to double check the tally while I do the tally?
Nevermind... not necessary... :mellow:
Didn't even bother to double check. Thanks for making this easy for me.Quote:
Beefy187 (woad)
woad&fangs (Lord Winter, Taka, boudica, shlin28, gobbledygook, white_eyes, beefy187, Chaotix)
Day Three
Enter Sandman....
Woadsy hates the town. Woadsy hates the town. The killers, yes... Woadsy hateses the Serial Killer. And all organized crime... Woadsy hateses the Mafia. Neutral people? BAH! They are all against me. Don't even try to lie. You say you're neutral but you still vote. I hate liars. Everyone is a liar. Everyone is evil... everyone.... is... against me.
The Sun is trying to destroy me. The sun, and the Moon; yes, they are lovers. They are trying to destroy me using the magical wind.... and leprechaun powers!!! It's all the Federal Government's fault! They are the ones behind this plot. They want to Destroy New York City. And it's James Polk behind it all. I hate James Polk... he's the leader of the Underwear Gnomes!!! They stole my underwear and used it to make profit, and build a Freem Cannon for the alien invaders from Nebulon 27. Yes, yes, I have all the proof right here in my crazy manifesto.
But worse, WORSE is the Polar bears. The Evil Polar bears and the Apathetic Giraffes. I saw them build the bananapult which killed JFK. Lord Pizzaguy is watching them... all of them... all of you.... he sees all and knows all. This Taka is a phony. A phony is this Taka; who claims to be the Lord but prays to the Pizza God. He is a liar and a conspirator drying to destroy the posies in my backyard.
They are all coming for me.... gahhh!!!! I am covered in ants!!! The ants again!!! There are 777,777 ants crawling all over me, no more, no less, every hour of every day!!! I hate ants!!! And there is a giant marshmallow trying to eat my BRAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
Who are you? You people??? Are you coming to eat my brain??? Are YOU COMING TO EAT MY BRAIN!!! No, NO!!! Stop! Please don't hurt me, or I will expose you alll!!! You alll!!!!! You traitors of the mushroom people! You betrayers of the path towards the righteous dingleberry!!! I will destroy you all with my super spider powers!!!
Ahhhh!!! GAHHHH!!! Stop hitting me with that shovel! Stop! Please don't... OW!!! The ants... the ANTS!!! You're killing the ants... now there are fewer ants than before.... YOU FOOLS!!! Don't you know that without precisely 777,777 ants, we will ALL BE DESTROYED????
*thump*
And woad&fangs is no more.
Players remaining: 11/16
777Ares777
Beefy187
Chaotix27
Gobbledygook
boudica (in for Kralizec)
Lord Winter
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Psychonaut
Shlin28
Taka
White_Eyes
Lynched: 3/16
boudica
Greyblades
woad&fangs
Murdered: 2/16
Yoyoma1910
Captain Blackadder
Night Three.
Actions in by 2359 today, March 16th, 2009
We saw that coming. :no:
You know, the funny thing is, he was the paranoid one. And look what you did to him.
:laugh4:
Maybe paranoia is just another word for wisdom.
IIII VVOVOOVOVOVTTTETTETEETEEDEDDEDED BEBEBBEBEEEFEFEFEFFFEFYYYYY TOTOOTOTOOTOOOOOO!!
NOOOONO NOONONONOOOO ARRRRRR AHAHAUHHH, AHUAHAUHAH AHUH AHUHHHHHHHHH, *sob*Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
Did you? Sorry... when the tally got that huge on woadsy, I didn't bother to recheck it.
WHWHHWHWWHHATATATATATT!?Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Sorry. Forgot the smiley faces.
:laugh4:
:smash: :skull: :stars: :applause: :charge: :knight: :gah:
edit: below, Ares post:
He's just roleplaying, moderators. perfectly acceptable if directed at me.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Askthepizzaguy
Spoiler Alert, click show to read:
Night phase is over, I have 2 writeups to do, please be patient.
Night Three
Beefy187 was sitting in his room, thinking about lots of things. For example, all the people he had been watching recently. He himself had been watched very closely by several people. But he didn't trust any of them. They were all up to no good, as far as Beefy was concerned. He drew many little pictures of smiley faces to express what he was feeling, but few people understood. He carried around a tape recorder to record what people had said, but no one listened to his recordings. He made hand gestures, and they still failed to listen.
Listening... that was the lesson for tonight.
They all had failed to listen to Beefy... who couldn't speak his mind. And now, he couldn't say who was in his room, about to kill him. Beefy accepted the inevitable... but he didn't much care for his attacker, who purported to be some kind of Provider.
The Provider died in a massive fireball which could only have come from Heaven.... or Hell.
BOOM!!!!
Players remaining: 9/16
777Ares777
Chaotix27
Gobbledygook
boudica (in for Kralizec)
Lord Winter
Omanes Alexandrapolites
Psychonaut
Shlin28
White_Eyes
Lynched: 3/16
boudica
Greyblades
woad&fangs
Murdered: 4/16
Yoyoma1910
Captain Blackadder
Beefy187
Taka
Begin Day Four.
All votes must be in by 2359, March 18th, 2009
:laugh4:
Sorry Beefy but you had to die you got to close to me so I had to kill you oh well bump bump bump another one bits the dust.
???Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Blackadder
-loads shotgun-
:shakehands:Quote:
Originally Posted by taka
:shakehands: :bow:Quote:
Originally Posted by Beefy187
There goes a detective....
Our suspicions are correct, the Provider was taka, which White_eyes sought to find. We say there are a group of masons, being taka, White_eyes and possibly shlin too, but definitely White_eyes we know he was neutral, we have seen it.
Omanes did you enjoy our vacation together?. (ooc: Maybe I need to re-read the thread, but I take it there was no Psycho kill last night? - Why did the Provider kill Beefy?..)
vote:omanes
The Provider is neutral, not for the town.Quote:
Originally Posted by boudica
Our actions did not work on Omanes? boudica, care to enlighten us, did you block him?
Vote: Omanes
Omanes wanted to come on holiday with me, I'm sure he did! He ... oh... I think I put enough air holes in the luggage....
Ok folks, I am detective Andy.
Night one, investigated Yoyoma1910 - he was innocent and he died. I was going to investigate boudicca. Then she got lynched - ATPG did say to me, however, "good shot" after I PMed those instructions to him (early during the day phase).
Night two investigated Captain Blackadder - he was innocent and he died.
Night three investigated Beefy187. Something odd happened here. I was "hit over the head, bound and gagged", my investigation failed and he died.
Now, I believe that the phyco has his orders linked to mine. He kills whoever I investigate. This makes me a coroner more than anything really.
I didn't investigate last night (I was obviously blocked by somebody), meaning that he didn't kill. I don't understand this provider stuff, but I somehow get the feeling that his objective is to kill somebody. He has one chance, and dies if he fails. He thought it was Beefy and so attacked him.
Now, I believe that if I target the phyco, he will be forced to kill either himself or somebody else revealing himself to me.
Looking at that most recent write up BTW, Beefy187 was the other person who was watching who I was investigating. I feel he was harmless based upon what the write up said however, possibly just doing that as part of his insane role.
Anyhow, that's my summery ~:)
Wow. Now that's a reveal and a half. What do you other mentalists think?
Good choice boudica. :bow:
Now is as good as any to say what we know of ourselves. Yes say it, hurry. No shush. We are speaking, slowly, not rushed. Yes, let us speak. From what we have undertaken, and what others have said; blue is good, black is unknown and brown is other:
777Ares777 - the chronically angry
Chaotix27 - ???
Gobbledygook - we are fairly sure we are a vigilante
boudica/Kralizec - the roleblocker
Lord Winter - ???
Omanes Alexandrapolites - Detective Andy, whether this voice is good or not we do not know, but we give him the benefit of the doubt for now, see here.
Psychonaut - us, ourselves, we are Psychonaut
Shlin28 - associate of taka
White_Eyes - neutral, we saw him seeking The Provider, maybe we think is a second group of nasties.
boudica - we are sad for her voice has faded
Greyblades - the bi-polar
woad&fangs - the paranoid
Yoyoma1910 - the insane painter
Captain Blackadder - the compulsive liar
Beefy187 - the detective/mute
Taka - The Provider, neutral
We think with our many voices, maybe the best plan of action is to lynch Chaotix, since his voice hides in the shadows. While Omanes investigates White_eyes or Shlin and boudica blocks other lynch targets, we shall use our actions on other unknowns. Thus the killer will be forced into killing the other nasties if we lynch the wrong person now. Yes, it is a plan! Do we agree? And if Omanes plays us the fool we lynch him tomorrow? Yes'm! What do we think?
Unvote: Omanes
What do we say?
I am not sure for now. The idea that - unless Detective Andy IS the Psycho - that the kills are linked directly to his investigations rankles me. I am still inclined - or at least I WANT to think that we caught Omanes in our suitcase while he was about to kill Beefy anyway. I definitely want to hear what the other patients have to say before I take my vote off Omanes.
Maybe it would be worth someone attempting to decipher Beefys' posts :D
I don't think he was a detective - why would there be two detectives?, I read his smiley-ing as an indication that people would find him innocent if he WAS investigated. Who knows what a twist that would been if Omanes is speaking the truth?
What the Lord Pizza says makes us think the two are separate. All have claimed some insanity. And of the claims we see Omanes seems least insane, maybe WIFOM, maybe Detective Andy. We give him doubt for know.Quote:
Originally Posted by boudica
i was pro-town :yes: my apostles will let all know
If you speak the truth then this game is pretty winnable. We hope.Quote:
Originally Posted by taka
After consulting with ourselves, mentally in space, I shall unvote: vote: Chaotix27
Note: I shall be at a funeral tomorrow and have v. limited internet access. Will try to check comp in the morning before we leave (GMT)
If nobody's noticed yet, I happen to be the local cannibal. I mean, come on, in every post I've alluded to eating someone.
But listen- I don't eat the living people, only the ones who are already dead- that would be murder, and I'm not a murderer, I just prefer the taste of human flesh to other delicacies. And so far, none of our lynched friends has had a decidedly evil taste to them, either.
So I would encourage you all not to vote for me, as I'm as innocent as you can find in this insane asylum.
And here is my suggestion, we have two lynch targets:
1. Gobbledygook. He's a pyromaniac. How did Beefy and taka die? In a huge fireball. He must be a suspect until he explains himself. Also, he left me to cook woad&fangs alone after making the fire for me last night. What else could he have been doing? He could be a vigilante, though, because we also have to think about...
2. Omanes. His detective reveal, quite frankly, stinks of scum to me. Now, I don't doubt that he is Detective Andy- otherwise, someone else would've claimed it by now. But whoever he decides to investigate, mysteriously dies? That is one of the most ridiculous ways to cover up for murder I have seen yet. I believe our Detective is the Psycho. Perhaps Omanes himself doesn't even know it, and he has a split personality or something.
Remember: ATPG's games almost always have a huge twist. In Futurama mafia, for example, it was the good doctor who was supposed to be kept alive for a town victory who turned out to be the traitor. This seems like a perfect set-up for ATPG...
Vote: Omanes
I look forward to crunching on your bones.
YEYEYEEESESEESSSS! BEEBEBBEBEEFFEFEFEYEYFYEYFFYYFYFYYY ISISIISSS DEDEDEDDEDEDEEEEADADADDADDADD!
VOVOVOOVVTETETETETEEE: PSPPSPSYYCHCHCHHCCOOONONONAUAUAUAUTUTUTT
TOTOTOOTTOOOOOTOTOOOO MANAMNAMANANAYYANYYYY SMSMSMSMSILILILILLEYEYEYEYEYYSYSYSS! TOOTOTOOTOOTOOOO MAMAMMANANNANANNYNYNYNYYY MIMIMIMISISISISISAAAKAKAKKEKEKEKEKKEEESESSSS!!
Ah, but even I wouldn't be so predictable. Since I've done a twist like that before, I'd have to add something even more unique.
Exactly. This is why I predict that Omanes himself doesn't know that he's mafia. He has a split personality, and every time he tries to investigate someone, he winds up killing him instead. Otherwise, why would he be in a sanitarium? Wouldn't it make more sense to put a one-time murderer in jail? In the opening write-up he's portrayed as a relatively sane person, and only killed someone out of rage. He doesn't have any noticeable dementia, because in his mind he is completely sane. It's his other personality that has different ideas.
Who did he kill? I think the story you're referring to is that his wife was brutally murdered while he was out doing his job, if I recall correctly.
-Hey, Pizzaguy.... shhh.... let them play the game.
Got it, voices in my head.
Do not think that that thought hasn't passed through my head Chaotix27. When I meaninglessly mentioned that idea in an e-mail to ATPG and suggested handing myself over to lynch, he told me to think more carefully before doing that. It's not 100% confirmation, and he could be purposefully misleading me, but I somehow don't think that I am unknowingly the murderer.
Sorry Psychonaut, BTW, I'm struggling to understand that post of yours. If you don't mind me asking, could you give a sane translation. How do you know all those roles? Why do you give Lord Winter the benefit of the doubt and are coloring him blue? Although I don't suspect you, it would be nice to know the truth.
Not all of those roles are always going to be pro-town, for example, the phyco could have multiple abilities, for example, he could role block. It seems unlikely, but shouldn't be ruled out.
Does anybody have any ideas who I should investigate/inadvertently kill tonight. There are three possibly strategies. I can "kill" random people to minimize damage, I can not investigate at all (is that possible ATPG) but stagnate finding the killer and/or I could "kill" those who you guys find most suspicious and see what happens.
Of course, the phyco's orders may not be attached to mine at all, him optionally following me so he can force me into revealing. This does seem a little far fetched though and I wouldn't expect ATPG to leave that option open to him. It could also be coincidence, but three nights in which the phyco has mimicked me suggest that its much more than that.
Any thoughts?
~:)
The Provider has fallen! Oh noez! *A million paper teddy bears weep in sorrow*
*Consults ancient prophecy found in the toilet*
Hmm... the Provider will return after the Psycho is dead...hmmmmmmm
Vote: Psychonaut
Death to all Psychonauts!
PS: Some insane thoughts on Omanes - Do not investigate anyone tonight, see what happens. The Lord Pizza preaches patience, and patience we shall have :bow:
Edit: To Chaotix: Taka died in a fireball cos thats his role power :)
"The Provider" has died....*begins cutting wrists with the sharpened spoon again*:smiley:Quote:
Originally Posted by Omanes Alexandrapolites
Semi-Sane thoughts: If you want to....I could get you to investigate me....since town still questions my Pro-towness.....
Vote:Psychonaut because "The Provider" didn't like it when he always said "we" rather then "worship" when speaking to him:smiley:
Semi-Sane thoughts: If this was true, then taka would not have killed himself in order to stop who he thought was the Psycho....it would have been a murder, not a suicide. We are Pro-town..:rolleyesQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychonaut
Omanes may well reek, but I can hopefully take him on holiday with me again... I'll try not to be so rough... this time. Although he/they is/are an unknown quantity..s. I am in agreement with Psychonaut for now and I think that to lynch Psychonaut simply because of his name - shlin28! I'm talking to you! is foolhardy at this point. If you're going to vote for him at least give a reason.
Fine... when the Provider did this... nobody questioned it... but when its me? First and foremost amongst his servants does it? It suddenly becomes all suspiciousy...
M'lord's greater consciousness (visualised as a giant talking pizza) told him that "he cannot see the forest for the trees". Methinks its a reference to Psycho's continual schizo behaviour.
:bow:
Well, whatever you do, please don't put another meaningless bandwagon on Psychonaut just because of his name.
If you survive this lynch, Omanes, then yes, I do think you should forego investigating anybody and see if anyone dies
I think Omanes reveal is real, or I want to belive that anyway. Why would he invent a possible twist that could get him killed if he could just fake a standard one.
The writeup consfuses me, we know Beefy knew his killer and that Taka was in the room. From the there the writeup is less clear. Did beefy blow up the bomb? Was Taka the killer too. For now I think the heathenish followers deserve alot more attention then they've been getting.
Vote: Shlin
Judgement day comes.
-leans back in his chair and intensly polishes his shotgun. -
ahem....
the once high and mighty lord god taka bomb'd beefy because he thought he was the killer.
taka was a good guy, who wanted to save the world by blowing himself up.
he had two apostles (followers) shlin and WE. they too are trying to save the world from evil in the name of high and mighty lord god taka
Tally... please recheck.Quote:
chaotix: 1 (boudica)
omanes: 1 (chaotix)
psychonaut: 3 (Ares, shlin28, white_eyes)
shlin28: 1 (Lord Winter)
Goddamn, it's not us people. Would we be so ballsy with our thoughts! We are schizophrenic as we have guessed, but if we are many what are we? We are everyone, which means we do what? We do what everyone and anyone can do! We copy our other selves. We have copied Beefy to investigate, White_eyes to seek the provider, and Lord Winter unsuccessfully. From what we have copied and observed we can account for all but Choatix and Ares. Choatix lurks, but still contributes meaningfully this day. But the voice of Ares angry as it is mindlessly joined to bandwagon us on the back of two understandable votes from Shlin and White_eyes, whom we accussed. Does this not stink of scum?!
Our many thoughts have shifted and we will Vote: Ares.
Now do as you see fit, if it means lynching us, us who shall copy boudica tonight to roleblock then so be it! :bow:
I'd be happy going with either Chaotix or AAAARREEEEESSSS! today so - let's keep Rythmic in space alive for one more day plz.
unvote: vote: 777Ares777
psychonaut: 3 (Ares, shlin28, white_eyes)
Ares: 2 (psychonaut, krazilec(boudica))
omanes: 1 (chaotix)
shlin28: 1 (Lord Winter)
I think I'm going to support that notion. He knows too much for us to dispose of him, although it would be nice if he could elaborate on what he says. Any of those in blue could be the killer, the phyco could have a bi-polar disorder or be a mute.
Vote: 777Ares777
"The Provider"....I can't see him anymore, I feel like dying.....:smiley:
Unvote:Psychonaut Vote:Ares
Semi-Sane thoughts: Ares gave me a "Warm greeting at the TWC:thumbsdown:"(I asked for a welcome vote, as I was a new player....and I got lynched for it:no:) and I felt I needed to return the favor.....or use the reason he broke the tie there....Quote:
Originally Posted by Ares