Stephen Lynch Singer/Standup
one of the funniest acts I´ve seen in years....
great singer too :laugh4:
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Stephen Lynch Singer/Standup
one of the funniest acts I´ve seen in years....
great singer too :laugh4:
One of my all-time favorite Borat scenes. "This man, he is your slave?"
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Okay, maybe this one is my favorite. Some of the best lines ever:
Broadwater: I'm running for United States Congress in District 2.
Borat: He is a strong man. He will crush his opponents and he will be powerful like Stalin and not tolerate people who are bad.
Broadwater: Well, actually, I wouldn't compare myself to Stalin ...
Borat: Will you vote for my friend?
Woman: Well, I probably will, but I don't ever tell people who I vote for before I vote.
Borat: If you do not vote for him, he will take power!
Woman: Well, it depends on whether he gets enough votes or not.
Borat: I will not leave until you swear on the eyes of your child that you will vote for him
Can't remember if we've posted this one yet -- Leonard Nemoy sings The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins. Terrifying stuff. We should make Saddam watch this in his cell.
Oh lollipop, where can I hire her
Mithrandir : edited unsuited link
I like rules ^^
Stephen Lynch - Beelz
"My Name is Satan!! uhuh!!!!" :laugh4:
Craziest Traffic Ever:
(or, Best Drivers ever)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jB8buBmAfzU
Crazed Rabbit
The speed is slightly increased, check out the pedestrians.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Still wouldn't like to drive there though...unless it was in a monstertruck/tank :laugh4:.
I, for one, have always wanted to be able to lay back on a nice comfy couch while working out, and now I can.
The new face of Urban Transportation: the treadmill bike.
thanks to Dave Barry's blog.
Crazed Rabbit
John Stewart on september 12th...priceless!
now I have to go on and....mozy!....
*If in your country, comedians are wiser than politicians, you have a big problem*..just an opinion...
Note to self: don't challenge this guy to a shotgun competition-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v97J...0gun%20shooter
In one clip, he shoots 3 clays that he threw before they hit the ground -while holding the shotgun in one hand. He didn't miss.
Crazed Rabbit
LOL. Blast for Beelzebub!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin
:devil:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
I got a funnier one....
https://youtube.com/watch?v=pvG8S3AruBA
Believe or not I have seen some "gangbangers from da hood" shoot like that before.:laugh4:
Heehee, I've seen some pictures from some war-torn African country were the combatants were actually shooting like that, holding rifles sideways and above their heads.
Crazed Rabbit
It's that Aussie interviewing some Americans again.
'Which state does KFC come from?'
'What, the chicken? I really don't know.'
'Okay, well do you know what it stands for?'
'Kentucky Fried chicken right?'
Al Queada( I can't spell) is a branch of the Masonic Order.
I found that funny
He asked loads of questions about terrorism and Al Quaeda[sic?] and these people didn't know anything. It kinda ruins the idea of a "Nation in Fear". Do they know 9/11 happened?
Note: the video is fake, i.e. not real, i.e. a joke good for laughs. Louis was refering to its...history here that older members know of.
Crazed Rabbit
I don't know if this has been posted before but it is funny
This has been done before but perhaps not in this thread.
Warning: scenes of graphic violence and swearing :sweatdrop:
OMG, that 'Ingerland! Ingerland!' bloke is hysterical! I nearly wet myself laughing! It's so...English, so very true. :laugh4:
******
I need to start watching more Bollywood productions. :elephant:
******
~;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
http://www.break.com/games/zidane_head_butt_game.html
Not strictly a video, but try it. Headbutt as many Italians as you can before time runs out. :laugh4:
Here's an old favorite of mine:
stick figure martial arts
Ajax
edit: Warning, graphic depictions of stick figure violence!
Japanese Robot Suit
Pretty cool. They still seem to have some trouble reading the extent to which humans mean to move their limbs, but still pretty cool. Makes me want to ditch the liberal arts, in favor of robots. Then again, that's probably the liberal arts in me.:balloon2:
Just heard of this video from some friends in college:
'Bro Rape' - A Newsline Investigative Report
It's probably funnier if you live at an American College, but oh well.
Crazed Rabbit
I love tracer bullets at 3k rounds a minute from a helicopter, don't you?
CR
http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/kevin...-911-call.html
The end is chilling.
On a lighter note...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_0kBD_4T6o
:laugh4:
I don't believe in ghosts but this I can't explain,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQQS-0ZOMcg
Happy slapper gets....well slapped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kihkSNtd2KU
good.Quote:
Originally Posted by InsaneApache
Credit goes to Husar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll8Qm8yDj-8
Michael Jackon's Thriller...but different somehow...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ttUWeaeTA
:dizzy2: :sweatdrop:
All your YouTube are belonging to us.
Edit: Had to insert spelling error.
Sweet merciful goodness...
I still can't believe this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S8cNrIR5ac&NR
That's the only video on youtube where I've winced in anxiety...
Crazed Rabbit
Oh no, now the terrorists are really annoyed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHHHzVp1KuA
:laugh4:
Can't believe I've never heard this guy before. Saw a documentory about him on BBC4 a few days ago.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QmSezwugtd8
:laugh4:
The laughter (sounds canned, but it isn't) sort of ruins it though..
Ahh .... good ol' Jake. Sadly he passed away a decade or so ago. :bow:
Apparently, this video is number three on the charts in Britain.
The only rational conclusion? the brits have no taste. ~;p
Crazed Rabbit
Call of Duty Teambuilding,
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...77669000&hl=en
Judging by that, CR, you're right.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Muslim Rave Party Sensation
Looks like a great party.
Crazed Rabbit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRbj...elated&search=
and the finale...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x49WZRyXGe0
:laugh4:
LOL@nature-terrorists.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bvbfE0Puac
one very fast cyclist
http://www.break.com/index/biker_out...n_highway.html
Chad Vadar, Day shift manager:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CiW838wNiM
Women: Know your place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYJG6QhCpmI
This will leave you wanting more...
Click Here For Unicorns
That's awesome. He's building his own stonehenge.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mithrandir
Watched it with the woman and kids last night. Really great.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mithrandir
Holy crap!!! How does this girl sing like that?????????????????????????
http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?videoid=MjYxMnw2Mg
With her vocal cords.
I would like to dedicate my 5000th post to saying this,Quote:
Originally Posted by GoreBag
That is so lame ~;)
~:smoking:
Now for an actual contribution: hicks find city slicker, hicks hassle city slicker, city slicker gets even.
Haha!
Crazy Fred Phelp's equally crazy son gets hit on by an Australian comedian:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8cN2pB3MCE
Crazed Rabbit
A better question would be WHY does she sing like that :help:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fragony
Somebody had waaaaay too much time on their hands.
Pool Table Dominos
Ajax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouaHp5ecnS8
Take a look at this... You don't have to understand romanian language. It's a very serious discussion about the violence in football. That guy who's laughing is a candidate at the 2004 presidential elections (:shame:) a club owner and former shepherd (and without a doubt the dumbest citizen of Romania).
Another one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8M5UEFThco
Why's he using a crowbar on his car? :inquisitive:
Any chance of a translation?
His car was hit by a big truck. He is saying that it could be an assassination attempt. He and the other one are trying to fix the door because it doesn't open. Imagine a crowbar used on a car worth 500.000 euro.
And this guy is on TV every day. :inquisitive: :clown:
Thanks for the explanation. You'd have thought that if he could afford a car like that, he would take it to the body shop. You say this guy is standing for president? He sure is dumb. :yes:
Click on these to see the dashboard cam videos:
https://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a...itydriving.jpg Cruising in the City
https://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a...ghtdriving.jpg Cruising by the River
https://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a...aindriving.jpg Cruising on the Mountain
https://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a.../swdriving.jpg Cruising on the Race Track
Desert Drifting in a Hyundai Sonata
Dangerous Crazy Motorcycle Driver
Russian Street Racing, Really Crazy
Rx-7 Vs Skyline
Camero SS versus Pontiac Trans Am
Superdude - 4 Wheel Driving :laugh4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az15tzUoTlQ
The end is hilarious.
Afterschool special about growing up with retarded parents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHwoazJvCE4&NR
Borat introduces himself to the media.
http://www.break.com/index/borat_for_president.html
Genius. "We will have no choice but to begin bombardment of their cities with our catapults" :laugh4:Quote:
Originally Posted by Divine Wind
Here's the countries of the world in song form:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0tfbE03u4
Are guns supposed to catch on fire?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etj7buHcmM8&NR
"Continue the research..."
CR
For all you star warsgeefans.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua8WtVTi8vk&eurl=
Never saw the part in the movie, very funny nonetheless :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YwLQSTo_ow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6LGt2YtF9M
A real downer but important to know.
And now to make myself look like a COMPLETE hypocrite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQnF...elated&search=
Two "Ds" indeed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17pv...elated&search=