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Wrap it.Quote:
Originally Posted by a completely inoffensive name
It's sinful to have sex outside of marriage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gelatinous Cube
Why am I always the last to know!? ~:confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Husar
Because you skipped that ethics session in favor of perfecting your schussing?Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
I just had this beautiful moment...
So, during a night out I went to the mens room...
The tune "Take on me" (gotta love the 80's) was on...
Anyway, the guy next to me, drunk as ****, started to sing along...
Taaaake on meeeeeeeeeee....
Music died.
I filled in the chorus:
TAKE ON ME!!
He happily then went on...
Take me ooooon!
And I again chipped in:
"Take on me"
Me and the other guy then in tune went:
I'll be gone, in a"...
The third guy washing his hands tuned in and we all went a high pitched;
"Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
We then didn't say a word, didn't make eye contact, and just went out to our dates... Knowing we had just experienced something that would NEVER happen in the womens toilet - no matter how they group up to go there.
I miss my dick swinging singing friends...
...
What the hell is happening to me?
I am going to ask a girl out tonight, and I am NERVOUS about it... I am never nervous in these situations, so this is new and annoying to me. Feels like I'm back in school...
I guess it's because this will be the first time I ask a girl out as "me"... With no ski instructor jacket to fall back on... It's a girl I have dog-training class with, so she only knows me by my looks and how I have interacted in class the last two times. I usually have more to "back me up" so to say...
GAH!!
Oh well, I am excited... Time to roll the dice, wish me luck!! :sweatdrop:
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Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
A potential relationship rather than a mouth-spitting entertainment romp? No wonder you are nervous.
If I remember correctly, Kadagar was engaged not so long back (year or two) but they decided to split because they both wanted a different pace in life. So I think he has been interested in more than romp for a while.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seamus Fermanagh
Committed marital relationship considerations? Nervously hoping to make an impression on another he finds attractive? Considering the conservative political parties of his polity as having a decent idea or two? Bemoaning the young hooligans who vandalize people's property in his neighborhood?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiaexz
Oh Kadagar! What has become of you?
At this pace, you'll end up wearing pants that don't cover your ankles, moving to Florida, and complaining about the government full time!
;-)
Being 34, it's time (overdue) to start being more serious...
I was very much so with my ex, we were close on getting married... However, I had too much idiot left in me to be able to fully commit. Something I in hindsight fully accept was a mistake. But yeah, I also want to have kids some day... And now I have a steady job and place to live, and hey, even a dog! How much more settled can a guy get?
This was a very strange experience... Before I have always been able to lean back on "my town" at large... VIP in all bars, know all the people, semi-super star status around town... It's easy to be confident when you can walk into any place around and pretty much own it.
Now, however, it was just little ol' me... No crutches to lean on, so to say.
This girl is the most beautiful thing I have seen since my ex, and she has a Rottweiler... I told myself when I got my dog that I would ask the first cute girl with a "real" dog I met out on a date... and now it happened, and I did...
Thanks for caring guys :)
As to how it went...
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Those packs are meant for a wild weekend, not to be used in a night!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kadagar_AV
I got my first date sans ski instructing since 2001... I've literally been skipping and jumping...Quote:
Originally Posted by Tiaexz
SCRUBS as always can relate to my mood right now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx1N2Zz5y8E
Man congrats, I really hope it works out!
Kidding aside, I wish you good things.
I don't want to come off as ragging on Kad, but I just read of a feminist who claims that culture is a subset of race. :dizzy:
So, if this doesn't work out, Kad, you have other options. :smartass:
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Originally Posted by Montmorency
Yey, I've always been hoping for a feminazi...
i don't know who the hell throws a halloween party the weekend before halloween when hallwoeen falls on a friday but it's a welcome distraction from real life no matter what i guess.
Awwwwwright
That is all for now.
Edit: disregard.
Culture is the new term for race.Quote:
Originally Posted by Montmorency
But that's not what she was saying.
That's the problem with the way race is used these days - you try to have your cake and eat it too.
And you end up implying crazy stuff like 'culture is biologically determined by race'.
Good ol' fashioned racism. And it's because of that I see culture as the new term for race, btw.Quote:
Originally Posted by Montmorency
culture is champagne. I'll opt for Guinness.
So no one on the Org did drunken posting for over a year and ahalf? I had to find this thread using the search function ffs
They were all to drunk to find it :sweatdrop:
Well generally if Im getting drunk Im out on the town and not in front of a computer, or even a mobile device. When the alcohol comes out, the devices go away.
Adding to the ongoing saga of feats of gluttony I finished 2.5 liters of beer, two 10 inch pizzas and a 12 inch sub while on a Rambo Marathon. Got halfway through number three before I started feeling a little sick and went to sleep.
Held it all in though.
:elephant:
Lose 40 pounds bcome lightweight. Drawbacks. Ungh
I swear, next time Im interrupted during a speech Im offering all of Greeces tanks in exchange for Polands bison.
goodmorning drunks