how about moose pie?
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how about moose pie?
Evreything is good but it has to be very strong I've got some trouble with my grilfriend.
Or Moose pie...
just vodka that helps alot
please, moose pie is much better!
Can I have a pint of whisky? I need it after my day...
I can try one of those pies too.
Give me than a moose pie :yes:Quote:
Originally Posted by hooahguy
two moose pies coming right up!
http://www.goradar.com/images/pie_chocolate-moose.gif
*Ibrahim tips waiter*
moose is anal retentive and highly retarded (I really have an irrational hatred of the moose (animal):whip: :whip: )
Then surely you must hate me, for my Daemon is a moose. *shakes antlers at you*
this is a violation of moose civil rights! i shall sue! :smg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ibrahim
Tacitus orders more Guiness!! 1/2 price!?! :2thumbsup:Quote:
Right. Drinks. A coke for Ibrahim and a Guiness for Tacticus. And, seeing as it is the run up to St. Patrick's day, I think we can have Guiness at half price. :beam:
Tacitus orders a coke and a Guiness for Ibrahim and drinks his Guiness!
:medievalcheers:
Rinse and Repeat.
:medievalcheers:
Rinse and Repeat.
:medievalcheers:
*Tacitus is hoping that Ibrahim is designated driver*
ok bartenders, i need the best stuff uve got.: i just broke up with my gf. and ill make myself a moose pie....
Hey. You need to get yourself dead drunk, man. *hands a double shot of rum over for starters*
Talk about it, man. Don't bottle it up only to go out and cut loose with a rhomphaia. We're all friends here. *patpat* Sorry to hear about it. Been through one myself and it really tears your heart out. I'll just sit with you and well drink to pretty girls who went to our head and witty girls who went to our beds...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH6U0yGbvBE
Dude what are you trying to do to him with that song? Finish him off? Bartender give me two pints and a couple of absinthe chasers!
*hands one of the pairs to hooahguy*
*drinks his beer in one go, chases it with the shot of absinthe*
*walks over to the jukebox*
*inserts coin*
*selects song*
~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers: ~:cheers:
(1-2-3-4... woo hoo hoo hoo... woo hoo hoo hoo...)
she called me late last night,
to say she loves me so,
it didn't matter anymore,
i say she never cared and that she never will,
i'd do it all again
i guess i'll have to wait until then
if i get drunk well, i'll pass out on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
and if you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and i say
i think i'll have myself a beer.
she called me late last night, to say she loved me so,
but i guess you changed her mind.
well i should have known it wouldn't be all right,
but i can't live without her
so i won't even try...
if i get drunk well, i'll pass out on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more
and if you're drinkin' well, you know
that you're my friend and i say,
i think i'll have myself a beer.
maybe some day, i'll think of what to say.
maybe next time i'll remember what to do,
she looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
said she'd do it all again, she'd
promise not to tell!
and if i get drunk well, i'll pass out on the floor now baby
you won't bother me no more (she said!)
it's ok boy cause you know we'll be good friends
and i say, i think i'll have myself a beer.
i think i'll have myself a..
Wooooah oooooh oooooh woah...(x3)
yeah yeah yeah!
woo hoo hoo hoo.(x2)
so basically, we were talking over AIM, and it started friendly enough. i as already in a bad mood from something else, so we were discussing that. then im not really sure what happened. we started to argue about some random thing, and before i knew it, it was "im done with you, go away"
i sent an apology, but no reply. and she isnt answering her phone.
*sigh*
You know what, it's not the end of things.
Give it time. One argument in a fit of pique does not constitute a breakup. Give her a few days, then talk again. The worst thing you could do now is talk to her. Don't keep pestering her with 'I'm sorry' messages. It will just irritate her more as you're reminding her of your existence just when she wants to forget you most. Just tell her you're sorry, and that perhaps both of you need quiet time. Tell her you still love her.
The worst thing you could do in a week or two from now is to not continue talking to her. Don't keep apologising though. It makes you look pathetic. Instead, focus on the positive. Ask her if she's feeling okay. Start as normal friends and work upwards again. Don't expect her to start up with you of a sudden, status quo ante. Get her flowers, nice touches, woo her all over again. Remember one thing: NEVER bring up the past at this stage. It will just reopen old wounds you would rather have healed.
/speaksfromexperience
She got your apology. She's just too pissed/hurt to reply. Give it time, that's the most important thing. It works wonders. And as long as you prove you're willing to wait and do sweet things for her even though there's no love coming back (yet), she will eventually come back to you if she's mature enough to realise as you did that it was only on the spur of the moment. True love can survive that, after all, it's give and take. Sometimes, you just have to accept that you will become the other side's punching bag, unfair though it may be.
And if she doesn't come back (gods forbid), she tells you she doesn't want you anymore, don't make yourself look cheap by pestering. Give up dignified-like. There are many other women in the world, even German screeching women. But that possibility, of course, is no reason for not trying to win her back. All women love to be wanted and cherished, and as long as you do that, if she has any inkling of feelings for you remaining, she will come back.
Routing units, if you leave them alone and don't pursue them, have a high chance of rallying and returning to the battle. Learn from EB.
Chin up, hooahguy. It ain't all over. Not by a long shot it isn't. Fan the embers you dampened back into flame! Like I'm setting this bottle of whisky alight now!
Wonderful speech Pez, but leave the whisky alone!
Sacrifice the brandy if you must.
In fact, pass the whisky here.
Here, whisky for you. *burns the brandy instead*
yo, Admetos owes me a Sapporo, 22oz can.
thanks pez, ill take your advice.....
wish me luck.
You have it without asking. All of us are giving you luck, hooahguy. We'll gladly also give you a free flow of alcohol right now, if you want it. How about a Heineken?
thay would be great, especially because i am 45 minutes away from finishing an all nighter studing for my biology test today(which i have no idea of whats going on- im doomed, as is the entire class).
Don't worry Hooahguy, you can't screw up as much as I have done with ladies.
I sense a great big conversation death looming...
Oh wait, I just resurrected it.
....Damn.
I'm not suprised you sensed a conversation death pez, because it looks like you were the one who almost killed it. :laugh4:
So true.
Anyways, couple of months ago I met this girl who was totally hot and nice and stuff. Fact is, she had a boyfriend, and well, we kinda fell in love back then, or I thought we did. So we kissed and stuff, and then she broke up with her boyfriend, and two weeks later she told me she didn't like me enough anyways.
This is post #100 for me.
I am nervous about a paper I am presenting tomorrow. Last night I went to the emergency room because I tried to swallow a whole chicken without chewing. It got lodged somewhere below where the lungs branch off of the esophagus (anatomy is not my strong point) and I spend two hours with an IV full of muscle relaxant before my throat loosened up enough that I could cough and vomit the blockage out. The result of the two+ hours of constant coughing, my throat feels like I ran a wire brush up and down it and my voice sounds like a sound of a frog played at high speed, and it only lasts for about half an hour before I have to rest it. Now, I'm on a soft foods diet until I learn how to cut food into manageable bites and chew thoroughly.
Gentlemen, I have a very simple solution that will work, trust me.
First, hands off the drinks, they cloud you judgement and ability to function.
Second, learn how to control you emotions and you body language.
Third, work hard. VERY hard. Work does liberate, trust me.
You're girl problems are solved and you'll never have a broken hearth. Try to live a stoic life, making sure you're strong yourself, before you start making connections with others.
@Dhampir
I'm sorry to hear this. I hope you get better and I'm sure you'll do great tomorrow. Remember this, even Obelix chews his wild boar before swallowing!
Bah! Stoa is for bores!
Hardcore Epicurean here.