SPAMMER
(maby it's sefan kings it)
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SPAMMER
(maby it's sefan kings it)
one day while spaming it was crushed by a
titanic squirrel
of gigantic proportions.
with it's last breath it tried to
utter the forbidden words that would make it a deity
but "Oh sh*t..." was all it managed to get out
before a tribe of violently opinionated
garden gnomes ("Gartenzwerge")
when a ginormusly massive....
mole
Cadburys creme egg
dug a hole
in stainless steel
trying to avoid
leprichauns
with 90% burns
on there
muffin-basketsQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
witch spontainilus(sp?) combusted
leaving 200,000 berserker jarls
clean up the mess
but not before they had some iceceam first.
So the men started the biggest march of there lifes, the march to the nearest icecream shop
. They hacked and slashed through
the people waiting in line for icecream
Their leader, the fearless Sigurd Fafnesbane declared
an ultimatum...
give us your icecream or else...
this nun gets it
...in the.... http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/smokin.gif
The shop owner wasnt having any of that, and pulled out a remington 12 gauge and blasted the nun into meaty chunks to show how 'ard he was. However, a rain of lightning come soon after causing
peace and love and wimpy fairies
but I came along and slashed all the fairies with a large, pointy sword. (how i loathe fairies....)
in response to Samurai's Furious fairy assault, a large
six-legged turtle appeared
to punish him for his naughty
display
the turtle trampeld Samurai with his 6 feet. period http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/tongue.gif
"wow" said the surprised Monk who sat in the corner,
and who watched the whole spectacle from a distance rather than being involved.
so that he could claim a
Damn some_totalwar_dude looks good prase http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif
but the prize was revocked as a result of his extreme ugliness (haha take that some_totalwar_dudes ego
witch was still nothing compared to Samurai-ninja_fusion_of_doom ugliness...Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
and I smell better http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ons/smokin.gif
but everyone who wast some_totalwar_dude was attracted to samurai (especially the men) Left with noting but his ugliness, some_totalwar_dude sought refuge in aQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
ELECTRIC GUITAR *Strums violently*
What?? http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...cons/shock.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by [b
ooh ooh ooh big kings right about guitare (I stoped playing 2 minutes ago http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif )
(I can't play, I'm not patient enough to learn. http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...ns/biggrin.gif It just happens to be the coolest instrument ever)Quote:
Originally Posted by [b
(ok resuming)
King playing the guitar was releasing violent shockways that were
devastating yet strangely
attracting peolpe to listen (hey slipknot sells to http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif )
and become sick doing so
buuuuaaaarrgghhh (sound of people trowing up)
was heard uttered from
Demon of Light's...
mace of JUSTICE
smote Dramicus.
(with thanks to BigKingSanctaphrax)
to the noggin( http://www.totalwar.org/forum/non-cg...icons/wink.gif )
but the previous sentence did not make sense so..
The gods of grammar, SUBJECT and OBJECT
discualified
it. This angered Sigurd Fafnesbane and his 200,000 berserker jarls so much that they
went on a pilgrimage
to the Holy Cunny Warren in Nordaland.
lol
said the Jarls, as they entered the
fine establishment.
(BigKing: Are you still doing outwar?)
The lovely ladies
(No, not really)
ran in terror as soon as they caught a glimps of Sigurd's "rugged" visage....
Siugurd then
sat down and cried
I'll never get a girl
but smiled in the knowledge that he could get a guy
Siugurd did all this while Sigurd Fafnesbane
(boy am I happy I misspelled his name a while back)
laughed at Siugurd's weak
brother, I wish
he was
gay