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If you think it’s impossible to have sex while you sleep, think again, according to a new study.
There are at least 11 different sex-related sleep disorders, collectively referred to as “sexsomnia” or “sleepsex,” that affect people who are otherwise psychologically healthy—causing them to unknowingly engage in various sexual activities during the night.
It would be even more efficient if you could smoke your cigarette and sleep while having sex.Quote:
Originally Posted by Viking
Nice pic Fragony!
Outer space has a smell. No, really.
I had the pleasure of operating the airlock for two of my crewmates while they went on several space walks. Each time, when I repressed the airlock, opened the hatch and welcomed two tired workers inside, a peculiar odor tickled my olfactory senses. At first I couldn't quite place it. It must have come from the air ducts that re-pressed the compartment. Then I noticed that this smell was on their suit, helmet, gloves, and tools. It was more pronounced on fabrics than on metal or plastic surfaces. It is hard to describe this smell; it is definitely not the olfactory equivalent to describing the palette sensations of some new food as "tastes like chicken." The best description I can come up with is metallic; a rather pleasant sweet metallic sensation. It reminded me of my college summers where I labored for many hours with an arc welding torch repairing heavy equipment for a small logging outfit. It reminded me of pleasant sweet smelling welding fumes. That is the smell of space.
Global warming has killed the Loch Ness Monster. Rest in peace, Nessie.
Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and [Robert] Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming. He still wants to check almost 100 contacts on the floor of the loch, believing one may be the monster's remains.
It seems outer space ain't the only thing with a smell...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
From the Dept. of Unfortunate Names:
Have you ever wanted to go swimming, but you thought the fashions of the 20th century were too risque? Then this site is for you!
Huzzah!
CR
A good example that you should think before you act.
I sure wish I could've seen the look on her face when she realized she had no cause.
You can still see their ankles...hubba hubba! :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
Regarding "Think before you act", prison photographers are really good at their craft. It's amazing how they make everyone they snap look like a criminal.
Morning Wood: We're up while you're still cutting the wood.
Why do they only have outfits for women? I want a full family range of ancient bathing costumes, thank you very much. When the Lemur family goes to the beach, I want it to look like this:Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazed Rabbit
In other news, activist judges are at it again, freeing the sex toys in Texas.
"I think it's wonderful, but it does seem to me that since Texas was one of three states in the country - along with Mississippi and Alabama - that continued to outlaw the sale of sex toys and vibrators, that it was probably past time," Harvey said Wednesday.
Alabama is in the 11th Circuit. But now it's unlikely that the law in Mississippi, which also is in the 5th Circuit, will be prosecuted, some legal experts said.
Virginia's law barring obscene items is a bit different from other state laws and does not appear to apply to sex toy sales, said Harvey, whose company distributes nationwide.
I'm happy for all of those Texan vibrators.
http://thismight.be/offensive/upload...er%20faint.jpg
It's entirely SFW.
It's actually an article, just a screenshot of it. The end had me in stitches; "We like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already."
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Originally Posted by Whacker
Awesome. ~D
Whacker, your link, she is broken. But a little Googling found the image, and you're right, it's a peach:
I'll have what she is having
Vibrating imitation leather knickers?Quote:
Originally Posted by TB666
I wonder if they do codpiece models of 'em.
Diagnosis by Handshake?
How we all wish we had GPs like him.
That is scandalous, good sir! You can clearly see the general shape of the woman's body! Modesty requires women to be shapeless blobs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lemur
CR
Well would make life more entertaining :2thumbsup:Quote:
Originally Posted by The_Mark
Maybe something for those israeli pilots that was mentioned earlier
I dont wanna play with this dog...
Fighter teaches dog to kick-box
And obviously, the USSR had to be part of everything. Now, dogs??Quote:
Owner Russ Williams has trained the 15-month-old black Russian terrier in the art of kick-boxing.
Mr Williams, from Caerwys in north Wales, is a former world champion in the martial art. "If there was a British Thai boxing championship for dogs then Ringo would win paws-down every time," he said. "There are a few humans he could beat as well."
Russian black terriers, also known as Russkiy Tchiorny terriers, were specially bred in the former USSR and originally used by the authorities for riot control
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Originally Posted by Caius
In Soviet Russia, Dog kicks you!
Don't like the people you're drinking with? Hit 'em with bear spray.
Man squirts bear spray at bar
KODIAK, Alaska - A man faces assault charges after allegedly spraying bar patrons twice with bear spray. Kodiak police charged Daniel Pement after the incidents Saturday and Sunday at the B&B Bar.
Police said Pement was escorted from the bar on Saturday, but returned 15 minutes later and allegedly sprayed customers. Police talked to him later and took the bear spray, but were called away on a more urgent matter.
On Sunday, police were called to the bar again after Pement allegedly sprayed patrons with another can of bear spray.
Police found Pement walking down the street and charged him with six counts of misdemeanor assault.
I bet that made them grizzly.Quote:
A man faces assault charges after allegedly spraying bar patrons twice with bear spray.
Gorillas Caught in Very Human Act
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I guess someone gave them a copy of the Kama Sutra for christmas.
In Romance, Looks Matters Most to the Beautiful
Well I've only fallen in love with hot females anyway, so. ~DQuote:
In the world of romance, we seek out partners who are just as "hot" or "not hot" as we are.
A new study supports the idea that super models flock together while individuals lacking the perfect face and body also stick together.
"Beautiful people marry beautiful people and less beautiful people marry less beautiful people," said Dan Ariely, a professor of behavioral economics at MIT's Program in Media Arts and Sciences and Sloan School of Management.
So if an ugly female is after you, you really are ugly too. ~;)Quote:
Guys, however, are less concerned with their own looks when deciding whom to date, the findings suggest. So while a man might have no qualms about going after someone much better looking than he is, a woman will tend more to choose partners with compatible looks.
Okay, I can understand the stuffed leopard, but sneakers? I guess if that's what he really wanted ...
U.S. President George Bush presented Tanzania's president with a pair of Shaquille O'Neal's basketball sneakers Sunday in Dar Es Salaam.
In a reciprocal gesture, President Jakaya Kikwete presented a stuffed leopard and lion, a Zebra skin and a wood carving to the American president, CNN reported.
seems like it, they also aren't too shy for the missionary-position, pretty odd for primatesQuote:
Originally Posted by TB666
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Avoid Cardiff if you want to buy chocolates...
Shop-owners sold chocolate cake sprinkled with human faeces
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